This page is for all of you who go to some thread and say something random. Well here you go. Say something random here. I dont care what you say. It could be something completely non-random. Say that the cheese is flying at midnight for all I care.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
The Cheese is flying at midnight for all I care.
How was that?
Posted by Khavanon (Member # 929) on :
32 oz. of IBC root beer for a dollar is a steal!
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Very random.
Posted by Fael (Member # 3015) on :
The knife is falling, the world is spinning and I am out of time
Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :
Curse you big yellow thing in the sky!! *shakes fist*
Posted by Doug J (Member # 1323) on :
Water is way overrated.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
If you cut a carrot in half lengthwise, soak it in water, and mircrowave the two halves close together for 3 minutes it will catch fire. Appearantly.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Who on earth drinks DIET V8 SPLASH!?! eww..
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Theres a DIET?!?!
Posted by DragonArin14 (Member # 3116) on :
the dog is fat I've lost my hat and so that's that the world is flat
Thank you. Thank you very much. *takes bow*
[This message has been edited by DragonArin14 (edited September 03, 2002).]
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
3d shouldnt be represented by a cube!! It should be represented by a sphere!!!
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Yes there is because my parents always "accidently" but it..It's rather bland and it's disgusting..eww..
Why did God make mosquitoes?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
So people would sit back and wonder why he did what he did.
Time to log off for an hour or so. Hmmm hasnt been up for an hour and its already been dobie'd twice in the dobie thread thread.
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
The one-armed man singlehandedly saved the day.
Posted by :Locke (Member # 2255) on :
The cows are finally coming home All bets are off.
Posted by dkw (Member # 3264) on :
Why, when smoked gouda tastes so good, does regular gouda taste so bad?
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Those Chewy bar commercials are hilarious!! : hone rings and a 7 yr old girl picks it up::
"Where's you mom" "She's in the bathroom" "so where's your dad then?" "OH, he's in there with her."
That's just hilarious
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
When I look confident I look like a winner.
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
I'm hungry.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
The cheese stands alone.
Posted by Magson (Member # 2300) on :
A stroke of the brush doesn't guarantee art from the bristles. -- Kosh
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
*must resist impulse to respond to B5 quote. Must Resist* The avalanche has already started, it's too late for the pebbles to vote.--- Kosh
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Some certain men who try to prove themselves are idiots unsure exactly when is the appropriate time....
Posted by claytonia the absurd (Member # 3865) on :
[Buddy Holly] All my life I've been kissin' Your top lip 'cause your bottom one's missin' Oh boy... [/Buddy Holly]
cta
Posted by Magson (Member # 2300) on :
S: I'm waiting for an explanation. L: I'll tell you once the room stops spinning. S: The station generates gravity by spinning. L: You begin to see the problem. . . .
Posted by Magson (Member # 2300) on :
Beefcake! Beefcake!
Posted by Magson (Member # 2300) on :
The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor. The highwayman comes riding riding riding. The highwayman comes riding up to the old inn door.
Posted by Magson (Member # 2300) on :
If that which we say is is not, and that which we say is not is, if we say that that which we say is is not, are we lying?
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Kelly's gonna win!!!
(Edit: BTW..Justin can't sing worth crap..)..hehehe
[This message has been edited by Maethoriell (edited September 03, 2002).]
Posted by somedeadguy (Member # 3759) on :
"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US"
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Advil is easier to swallow compared to Tylenol
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I am now unemployed. Expect to see a thread about it.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I need money. Send money to me.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Horoscope: Bad luck and misfortune will follow you for the rest of your life.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Esperanto vs Jamaican Patois for universal language.
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
Enough. All that goes before forget. Too much at a time is too much.
(bonus points to all who recognize the reference)
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
I know it's silly to be freaked out over this West Nile virus thing, but I went on container patrol around our property the other day, emptying anything I found that might hold water and turning it upside down.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Spin a bottle, maybe someone will kiss you. Then again, maybe someone will smash that bottle and cut you to pieces.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Yo soy el bandito del baño!
Posted by IrishAphrodite19 (Member # 1880) on :
If the world was falling apart, could you take cover?
~~~Irish~~
Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
Hovering bees with guitars freak me out.
Posted by claytonia the absurd (Member # 3865) on :
If your hands fell off, how would you pick them up?
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
*yawn*
Ni!
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
Did T_S just say: I am a bathroom bandit?
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
This thread sounds right up monteverdi/deerpark27's alley!
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
L: He's creepy-looking, and yet so attractive. E: Columbus?!
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Yes, I am the bandit of the bathroom.
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Is you is or is you ain't my constituents?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Tom Green diddily doo!!!
Posted by Fossil (Member # 2958) on :
Let the wookie win!
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
I'm still hungry.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
T don't have a job?? poor guy..don't ya just hate the "Terrible 2's"?
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Darn. Sheet the bed.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I got 5 applications for a job today with 2 scheduled interviews. It looks like I'll either be working at the better theater or I will be working at Neilsons Frozen Custard.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Spam is the greatest invention for space exploration.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
This is the thread that wont be derailled!
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune cookie for the day: If you look behind a stone, you will find another.
Lucky numbers: 2, 5, 64, 23, 6
Posted by stacey (Member # 3661) on :
Whats all this about the "Olson twins fiasco"?
Can somebody tell me?
( no really, I don't no )
Posted by Fossil (Member # 2958) on :
Ni!
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Nooooooooo...please don't tell me there is a scandal involving the Olsen twins.
My daughter will never be the same.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
What about the Olsen twins?
Fortune Cookie: When it rains, its because god is crying. Why is god crying? Probably because of something you did.
Posted by MrSquicky (Member # 1802) on :
I am singing the QUIET SONG! The QUIET SONG!
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I just recently found out who Fabio is...
Who would ever drink DIET BARQ'S!?!?..disgusting like heck...It's like meat mixed in the can already...eww
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Canned meat juice. You could make a fortune selling that. The people who buy bottled water would probably buy that.
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
: :punches fossil::
Ni!
[This message has been edited by knightswhosayni! (edited September 27, 2002).]
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune Cookie: The cops are on to us, they are on their way right now, ready to shoot you"
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
cant sleep, clowns will eat me and turn me into crap, cant sleep clowns will eat me and turn me......
Posted by Ford Prefect (Member # 2505) on :
"?rewop taerg evah uoy oD"
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
Oh Lord, please buy me a color TV Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me. I wait for delivery each day until three, So oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV ?
[This message has been edited by aspectre (edited September 06, 2002).]
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Stale doughnuts infest my room.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
WHat's the best way to persuade parents to let you go on school trips that are out of state?
Everyone is what they think they are, not what people say they have to be..I'm soo sorry if I offended anyone..
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Rain is God crying.
Why is God Crying?
Probably the weather.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Mae, money and a can of spam.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
A wise man once said,
It is easier to can the Spam than to spam the Can.
Shortly after saying that we took the "wise" title away from him.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
lol...Noo, my school choir is having a trip to compete nationally in San Antonio and my parents don't think I can sing. Therefore, they think there is no reason, even when I show them I can..I need good reasons..
Dragons and pheonixes can be considered animals right?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Uh... Im sorry but your parents are jerks. If my kid wanted to do something, I wouldnt tell him/her "No because you suck".
Hello Mr and Mrs's Maes parents if you are reading this.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
lol..My name is Sheila..My parents agred at the fact that I've to make a 4.0 GPA throughout this whole yr and do everything...I shall suffer..
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
What part of "Your parents are jerks" dont you get?
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
lol..you seriously need to get a screenname on AIM..
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
you seriously need to get mIRC... thats my kind of chatting!!
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune cookie: This wasnt duck.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
idk how..neither do I wanna derail this or postslut..How you get mIRC..therefore I can explain better..
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I think the website is www.mirc.com. Go there and download it (following instructions). When you have done that, tell me.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
My parents won't lemme..nor do I tihnk I want to..sorry..
[This message has been edited by Maethoriell (edited September 06, 2002).]
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune Cookie: This fortune cookie is temporarily in debt.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune Cookie: You dont want to use our public restrooms. Just try and hold it.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
You know your addicted to hatrack when you wake up saying "Im so glad today is Saudade" instead of Saturday.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
You know your in the oil busines when you wake up and say "I'm glad today is Saudi Day" instead of Saturday.
PS. Math, your parents are right. Your getting a 4.0, big deal. Why can't you get a 5.0? huh? Why not a 6? If you were a good kid you'd get a 10.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Where has Suadade been btw? I think that whenever you're addicted to Hatrack you start talking about to people using the names on the forum...I've called people Human, Jacare, TomD, and Frisco already..Wasn't pleasant.
Dan, the highest GPA I can get, presently, is a 4.0 . (I'm in gifted too) My school is the highest rating middle school in the parish and only a few people can make a 4.0 throughout the year. If you get one B in one 9 weeks sectoin, you're not going to get a 4.0 ..That doesn't always come easily. I'm capable, I've just been busy. I can aim for higher but it won't show on records, nor will I truly know. I've got things planned, and it's not as if I don't want the good grades, because I know I will need it.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I know the highest is a 4.0. I'm being sarcastic, but not doing a good job at it.
Is there a good job for sarcastic wit available? I would like to apply.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
LOL... I can't tell good sarcasm on a forum...Shnapple.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I am a professional sleeper. Let me do my job.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I actually lack sleep, when I sleep at least 9-10 hours on weekends..odd.
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
What? Is there someone here who doesn't lack sleep? I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'll have to kill you and take your sleep.
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Any news on Gussie the lost Albino Emperor Penquin Pup?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune cookie: Love is right around the corner waiting to run you over.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I hope that's true..
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I find it silly that Jesus preached of peace and loving your enemy and such and then people spend the next 2000 years killing each other over the interpretation of what he said.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Indeed...
AwWwWw...Agassi ddin't get it..
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
My throat is killing me.
Could it be all the talking I've been doing around here?
Strep is going around. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
WEll..technically you haven't been really "talking" around here..Not unless you've got a microphone that types what you say..now those are cool.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Peach cobbler is surprisingly delicious.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
mm..with ice cream on top..
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Why does Icecream always get to be on top?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I hate icecreme on my cobbler.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Well..i haven't had enough cobbler and ice cream to go against it.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune Cookie: Shes cheating on you.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune Cookie: Today may stink but tomorrow is only a day away. Tomorrow is going to be worse.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
...and you're just thinking these up?..
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
yup, if theyve already been said, its because I remember them as my own thoughts or pure coincidence
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
sure
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Good night boys and girls! I'm taking my lil sore throat to bed now.
Wish me sweet dreams!
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
::wishes::
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
whats the scientific term for a girl having a sex change?
Adadictomy (sound if out)
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Time for bed. And with that time I bring you the following:
Somewhere in America, a kid behind a movie concession place has a gun. Think about that next time you decide to complain your popcorn is too cold.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune Cookie: Beware the clever people. They dont tend to follow blindly.
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
T_Smith - Either you're eating Chinese food for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner, or you're busting up an enormous amount of fortune cookies in vain.
Tried Italian lately?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune Cookie: Dont expect much out of life and you'll be content.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune Cookie: There is someone for everyone. Except you.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Poor Ratboy. He didnt choose to be the object of everyones hatred.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I refuse to let this die.
And I have an announcement: this thursday I have an interview with the head guy at the movie theater! Yay!
Posted by Nekasrof (Member # 4095) on :
Rule 1. There is an exception to every rule... including this one?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Rule 2: Rule one is only there to scare you
... and I joined the chess team.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Chess team?..ya geek..j/k..
Ok now who writes poems on matter???..and our state fish is hideous!!
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune Cookie: Remember, anytime you reach the top of a mountain, there is an eskimo waiting to push you off.
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
mmmm cold day-old chicken lo-mein is delish!
Fortune Cookie: Help. I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory.
*rim shot*
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Very nice.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Chocolate fortune cookies or fortune cookies with ice cream..yummy..
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Just regular fortune cookies!! Who eats fortune cookies with Icecream!? Chocolate fortune cookies? Ha! Not a chance.
Fortune Cookie: Wealth and love are about to hit you at once. The girl of your dreams is planning to run you over with a 2002 Mustang.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
....and how about those with MALE crushes....
I still need to see pictures..
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
I do not consider 35 middle age? Do you?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Ill send whatever I can get off the CD to you tonight. Time for me to log off for a while though.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
shnapple...shnappl....shnapple....
Tammy's about the only "newbie" that has actually stayed for a long time and posted a lot..hehe..after me..(recently)
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Maethoriell - Your so cute. I just logged on last Monday. Do you consider that a long time?
I'm thinking I have some form of computer/user virus.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Thanksies
I meant..Almost all of the newbie's that come don't last 2 days..Not all but most...IT's aggravating but oh well..hehehe..I salute you!!
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Right back at cha dahling.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
..but my first post was...lol...I'm sorry I just crack up when I think of that..
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Curses! I give up. Im going to kinkos. My friend must not have burned this alright.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune Cookie: Your luck will soon increase as your talent and skills decrease.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
The monkey wont give me the keys!
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I dont know if this is coincidence or planned but I am just now seeing this:
Olivet backwards is T evil O. The evil One. Was this planned and im just slow?
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
The purple hippos don't like chow mein
Posted by Nekasrof (Member # 4095) on :
Rule 3. There is at least one stupid question you must never ask. It is “May I ask you a question?”
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
T..go to Kinko's indeed...*stern face*...I'm not in the mood...
You know you're addicted to Hatrack when you get mad for people who look like fellow Hatrackers and are just not like them at all..
Ex..I saw a couple that reminded me of Ralphie and Pop at Sicily's a few minutes ago..They mad me soo frikin mad like heck..THey mistreated their kids..were.."huge"..geeky..mean..just...arg...I'm just soo mad at them...and I'm not so clear why..They just seemed to portray...just grr...
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Anyone have any sites in which I can translate English into Elven???...
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
I don't know if it'll work as a link, i still can't figure out how to do those
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Thanks!
Now I can insult someone in Elven..hehehe..I couldn't find the words though..oh well..
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune Cookie: You will be hit by a... Oh its just you again.
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
does elvin have insults?
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Yeah..I just printed them all out..pretty neat, since no one at my school willl know what exactly what I'm saying...hehehe..
Soccer rocks..but soccer in 95 degree weather rocks but aches/burns..
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
That was not very random.
This is random:
pocketknife business card weasel swimming
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
LOL..sure Frisco...
Monoploy makes "Get Out of Hell Free!" Chance cards now..
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Random is as random
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
comes
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
I'm still hungry.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
8 sheet slitters slitting sheets. I am not the son of a sheet slitter but sheets I still slit.
Say that 4 times fast.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune Cookie: When you feel like you're alone, your not alone. Yet you are alone. So very very alone.
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Do not see The Sweetest Thing.
Stupid stupid stupid movie.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
A/c should be ENFORCED in public schools..preferrably right now since we're breaking a sweat in class...fudge fudge fudge..
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Thatthatthatthat.
There, I said That four times fast.
Posted by Doug J (Member # 1323) on :
I felt so good, like anything was possible I hit cruise control and rubbed my eyes the last three days, the rain was un-stoppable it was always cold, no sunshine.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I have been mentally scarred yet again...
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fireworks are overrated
Fortune Cookie: April Showers bring May flowers. May flowers bring allergies.
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
I love sunflower seeds!
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first"- Ronald Reagan
oh, incidentally :bump:
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Original or unoriginal..referring to sunflower seeds of course..unfortunately it's been banned from school and it doesn't give the janitor anything to do..
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
I eat them when I study, it helps me concentrate. I don't think its occured to anyone to bring them to school yet, though now that you mention it......
Posted by Ari (Member # 4035) on :
What is the adult to child ratio in New York City?
The answer is plain and simple - 42.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
A power line by my house went up in sparks. I was eating chinese food and, ironically, I had a fortune cookie saying "Expect something surprising soon".
Posted by Ari (Member # 4035) on :
Gosh danged fiddlesticks, ruining my reading. It's enough to do, keeping track of my tabby cats and all. But what to do about them? They never listen.
Gosh danged fiddlesticks.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I went to the first chess club meeting today. I kicked everyones butt. You are now looking at (and I say this with full geekdom pride) The Vice President of The Chess Club and so far label as one of the better players.
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
Good for you!
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Great T ::sarcasm::!
I'm such a procastinator.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Im listening to the nutcracker right now. Im doo'ing along with the music.
Doo'ing The act of making the sound doo along with the notes to music.
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
I'm still hungry.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
DEEP QUESTIONS, or deep something.
Is a "Dooing" duet a doodoo?
Is a Do-do a pair of Does?
If I bump a thread at 3am, am I now one of those mysterious--"Things that go bump in the night?"
Was Douglas Addams incomplete? The meaning of life is not 42, its Forty to ..... (as in Fourty to Seven, a football score) All we need to do is discover what the #@$@#$@# fortys is something to.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Porkpie hats.
Posted by Ari (Member # 4035) on :
I wish the pants had never come to me!
So do all who live to see such pants. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to wear with the pants that are given to us....
Posted by DragonArin14 (Member # 3116) on :
I love to fence, I live to fence! Or, in a sense, I fence to live.
Ari: LOLOLOL
[This message has been edited by DragonArin14 (edited September 18, 2002).]
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
Okay, so you can "insinuate" something...but can you "sinuate" it? If such a word existed...what would it mean?
brain...hurts...
Ari: i second that LOLOLOL...with an extra LOL for the sheer joy of it
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
You can be overwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
I think you can in Europe
have i really stooped to quoting teen movies? ::sigh::
Tis better to whelm in Europe, than never to whelm at all...
[This message has been edited by Leonide (edited September 18, 2002).]
Posted by chuck9o9o (Member # 4137) on :
i have 2 pet mice named nick and al
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Levi! I am Aragorn son of Arathorn the pant maker and am called Elessar, the seamstriss, Dunadan, heir of the pant maker. Here are the pants that were torn and seamed again! Will you give me more thread or rip my pants? Choose swiftly.
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
quote:I believe that, for women, there is no avoiding marrying the wrong person, because we often marry men. And men are just plain wrong.
Patricia Heaton
:D
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
"Seven with one blow!" yelled the tailor.
Or was that the red head from down the street?
Infant Ant Pants can't dance
Ari's Pants rant can't be beet.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
"Seven with one blow!" yelled the tailor.
Or was that the red head from down the street?
Infant Ant Pants can't dance
Ari's Pants rant can't be beet.
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
Tammy: Extra big LOL
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I need sleep.
You need sleep.
I'm an insomniac wannabe.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
What I wouldnt give for a large papa johns pizza right now. Im sooo hungry but sooo lazy and no one is home.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
What's wrong with acrylics??..
Posted by Ari (Member # 4035) on :
Eheheheheheh. Pants...
Can't be beet? Oh goodness, I'm turning beet red.
SOME DELUSIONISMS - fun stuff, y'all.
"Do you have a messy room? Don't worry, just remember that mess is "ssem" backwards, so it's really not that bad."
"Never insult an enemy unless you've walked a mile in their shoes. Because then, they're a mile away, and you have their shoes."
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
A witch a witch. May we burn her?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I would like to announce to you the most random thing I heard today: Did you know that you cant kill yourself by holding your breath?
Posted by chuck9o9o (Member # 4137) on :
SUN MOON STAR PLANET
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
Only 15 days left! Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
eh?..
I'm depressed and have am happy..that normally doesn't work out but..weird..
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Do you realize that in 1856, in Boston, you could not hang a man with a wooden leg?
You had to use a rope.
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
I have no idea what Mae just said, so I don't know whether to console her, or be glad for her.
*shakes head*
People are so confusing.
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
I have no idea what Mae just said, so I don't know whether to console her, or be glad for her.
*shakes head*
People are so confusing.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Ive been trying for 30 minutes to get in the forums but it keeps popping up: Server Not Acessable or ERROR 505. Im finally in!
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Yeah me too..then I juts quit and now look..I'm unfortunately back!..lol...j/k..I think...
hey Vana, you're like..triple posting cause this to go to 203 posts..cool..
I'm happy b/c I helped 2 best friends keep their relationship..evidently friend A heard something that girl B did..therefore a whole lot of crap..now I think I helped settle it..
Then i'm depressed because i might not go to one of my bff's birthday party tomorrow and like..i HAFTA to go for a certain reason..hehe..
Gossip should really be banned..and..Lucifretta gave me a bruise..*ouchies*
Posted by unstable1 (Member # 4251) on :
blue penguin steal snady flapjacks from my buns
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
that could've been abit too random.
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
OSC signed my copy of Lovelock:
To Mr. Tannini,
Monkey Love!
OSC
WooHoo! Someone else appreciates good monkey love!
Posted by unstable1 (Member # 4251) on :
blue- the color of the sky penguins- misunderstood sandy flapjacks- dont' taste good my buns- carbohydrates
=freedom is misunderstood in a way that many have not yet tasted it, for it offers energy of life.
haha sorry for being stupid
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
ooh..lol..I get it..
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
*Gives Mae and 2 a cookie for understanding*
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Gilligan was a stupid idiot. If they had just eaten him, they would have gotten off the island by the end of the first season.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
lol..mmm chocolate chip goodness..
I was "phat" in 6th grade...some people just have to say the stupidest things sometimes..
Posted by DragonArin14 (Member # 3116) on :
I don't know how to make blackberry ice cream. This is a bad thing.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
people have way too much time on their hands at times.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Who's the artist that sung "Lean On Me" ?
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Weird Al need's a life because he's scaring me...::just watched the video for Smells Like Nirvana::
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
Alabama's winning, I have a blender full of margaritas in the freezer, and I've gotten some writing done today. Life is good.
Posted by Garry Owen (Member # 4011) on :
I cant see the targets all i see is a bunch of deer. Then shoot the deer instead.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
BYU lost to Georgia Tech.... grrrr
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Bean and Ender's Shadow is making me feel quite a dumbass.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
how the heck did I post a topic when I was just replying to a topic..someone please explain cuz that's just freakish..
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Its the king of all glitches. Ive only seen this happen once.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
If a person has no enemies, he is either a really nice guy or he murdered all his enemies.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Schultz lives and runs a toy company in Germany. Labeau opened a string of French restaurants in New Jersey after getting kicked out of France for having a terrible accent. Newkirk went in for some special training, became MI's 009, but disapearred in Northern Ireland sometime around 1954. Clink is still a Colonel in the German Army Hogan moved to California where he wrote war movie scripts that were never sold as being just to darn unbelievable. In the mid-50s his relationship with a Russian spy was exposed and he was black listed. He now runs a nudist colony/commune/casino in southern Nevada. He is happy and continually surrounded by young blonde women. When questioned, they all say "I KNOW NOTHING!"
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
grr..Isodore is coming, I'm lacking sleep, I have a cold and tonight I have to perform (singing) at our open house, that unfortunately, Toretha can't go to...Today is so cruel..at least I don't have a solo..
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I'm mad/depressed at immaturity and I'm lacking way too much sleep..I might be gone for more than I usually am..odd...Let Isodore come and let me sleep..dangit..
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I hate pancakes!
Fortune Cookie: Would you like to promote your business on a fortune cookie? Please write to:......
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
How can you HATE pancakes?!?!
No school today. Praise you Isodore..
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
When I first saw "Isidore" printed in my newspaper, I read it as "Isildore," which would probably be pronounced almost the same as "Isildur," and I thought that was really cool. But then I realized that there was no "l" in "Isidore," so I was less excited. Ah, well.
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
Last night I dreamed about my wedding. I dreamed that I was late - everyone was running around late - but we somehow got the ceremony started. About half way through, I leaned over to Daniel and whispered, "I forgot to put my wedding dress on." I was getting married in my plain old green dress! He leaned back and whispered, "It's okay, you can put it on before the reception."
It was such a weird dream!!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
If you compare maps just right, then Gondor is in St.Louis, Mordor is in Dallas, and the black fleet sails up from those pirates in New Orleans.
In that veiw, Cincinatti is the last homely house in the east. Smaug lived around Newark and the Hobbits come from Canada.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Well, N.O. might be a bit submerged right now.
Where would the Elven countries be then?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Utah. Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
lol..off to Utah to see the kindred..lol..
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
This is just to silly a subject to dedicate an entire topic to...(oh be quiet..I know what you're thinking).
I just bought the most amazing thing.
A Ceramic Hairstyling Iron. It's incredible.
It made my naturally curly/wavy hair straight. I blew it dry, used the iron and Wa La perfect, razor edge straight. It has not frizzed up yet. I went outside (it's been raining all day) and it's still straight as can be. Absolutely amazing. You have no idea.
I used it on my daughter's waist length curly hair. Totally straight. (she's older than in the picture I posted...much older...she's nine now.) She flipped out.
My son said it's like being in a house with strangers.
It's wonderful! Woo Hoo! Life is good.
doesn't take a whole lot to make me happy
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
..I figured... Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Mae...you were most likely born with beautiful straight hair. Unlike my poor lil daughter and myself.
You know...it's true what they say. You always want what you don't have.
Well guess what....ahahhahaha...now I have straight hair.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I might've..but now it's kinda wavy.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Unfortunately, if I let my hair grow out longer than about 2 inches it goes wavy and curly and totally ick. I prefer short, straight hair on me. My sister has the curliest red hair you will ever see in your life (if I ever showed you). I like curly hair on girls. Its cute.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
dang..
..go to kinko's soon!!
I like mine in an unfinished ponytail that has some sticking up..looks pretty cool on me...
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Mae, watch your post count.
Fortune Cookie: Give a man a gun and he will shoot it. Teach a man how to use a gun and next time he wont shoot you.
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
Tammy, where did you get this wonderful device?!?
*also has unruly, curly hair, especially in humidity*
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
I've been dying to tell someone. My hair dresser sells them. I can't remember the brand name...when I get home I'll check it out and let you know.
It's ceramic. Its magic has something to do with the moisture in your hair??? My daughter woke up this morning with a perfect head of hair. Mine was still straight...I'm loving it. I'll get back to you.
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
Yay! *hugs Tammy*
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
weedwhacker
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I'm to sexy for my hair. That's why it not there.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Considering my earlier post, those nasty Southron's who do Mordor's beck and call, are Floridians.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Morals are a dying thought.
Posted by Centurion (Member # 3956) on :
Maybe. I just hope that they're not sacrificed for ethics.
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
I need bigger rubber bands!!
*mutters* darn newsletters...
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
I've only gotten one e-mail all day. One e-mail! How sad is that? I'm personally very disappointed.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I'm personality--very disappointing.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Why is everything I do so obvious..and those pretty smart act so dumb...grr..
Posted by Centurion (Member # 3956) on :
It's okay, Vana.
For as long as I've had my computer, I've only had one e-mail. It's no big deal.
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
Poor Centurian.
Poor me.
*weeps*
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Since Ive created a hotmail account, ive sent two and got 4 back (not including junk)... the two were to OSC and the others were people who I told myself.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Time to go...
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I had a Honor Choir audition in a coughing fit; I have a LJYO (LA Junior Youth Orchestra) audition tomorrow and I haven't picked up my violin yet b/c my fingers are still numb; then on Sunday I have an audition to play in the Bach Competition this December, in which I'm not sure my teacher thinks I'll humiliate myself.
First What Sweeter Music, to Farandole to Solfeggettio..goodness..I'd give anything to learn guitar right now though, or drums..hehe..
Posted by esl (Member # 3143) on :
The shuttle to my best friend's place is full so I have to wait a whole other week! Posted by Centurion (Member # 3956) on :
Good luck, Mae! Kick some butt, okay!
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Yeah..I better because my teacher changed the audition for the Bach to tomorrow immediately after my first competition. That's just cruelty..grr..
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Vana....
The brand name is a little unoriginal.
CHI
Representing itself well enough I suppose, it is after all a Ceramic Hairstyling Iron.
Fer Coiffant en Ceramique pour des cheveus soyeus et lisses
1. design ergonomique, fonctions multiples, "tout en un" 2. modele professionnel 3. obtenga cabello lustrosoy suave al instante 4. Chauffe tres rapidement 5. cordon electrique pivotant
Manufactured by Farouk Systems, Inc. Houston, TX
This doesn't really help does it?
The price is a little hefty..I'm embarrassed to say..
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
You can't translate it?
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Translating it is not the problem. The problem lies with her attaining this product with only the vague information I've given her. Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Has anyone else ever dreamt in musical?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I was hoping someone would do that.
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Poor kid.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Musical Maeth make many magical moments. We will wish wonderful wicked wonders wormed from your instrument this wacky wild weekend.
Now say that 5 times fast, and go bact to rehearsing.
Posted by sylvrdragon (Member # 3332) on :
bad translation of a warning label from a japanese made knife: "keep out of children" but when you think about it, its not such bad advice
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
YAY!! I made it into LJYO, as I've told Emp, but I still need to tell the lady my name is Sheila..Where'd Sarah come from?
Even with a bad cold I'm still going to Honor Choir! ..I think I frightened my friends when I jumped 3 times in P.E. when I heard my name called out..Then on the bus I went crazy..hehe..oops..
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
Tammy - thanks for the info - good thing I took French in HS (I mostly understand the features, no that they matter too much). I'd imagine it's a little expensive - but perhaps once things get settled and Dan and I are both working full time, I can look into it. I can ask some hairdressers that I know.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
For those of you who care about the random things in my life, my cologne bottle (the one I was suckered into buying if you remember) has finally emptied itself about 1/4. I still have 3/4ths left.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
How long ago?..please tell me you stil saved money for Kinko's..hehe..I'm frickin anxious now..hehe.lol
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Remember? On my way to get SP a guy banged on the back of my car. I asked him why he was banging on my car. He was selling cologne. I eventually got suckered into buying a bottle. This happened Aug 19. It is now 1/4 of the way down and I've been using it everyday. Yay!
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
*clears throat to sing*
~I'm not aware of to many things...I know what I know if you know what I mean.....
Shove me into the shallow water before I get to deep....shove he into the the shallow water before I get to deep...don't let me get to deep....lalala hmmmmm...lalalaa...~~
Posted by claytonia the absurd (Member # 3865) on :
Oops, I left off [u]While You Were Sleeping[/u].
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Where is my remedy that I might drink and rid myself of this poison? Am I cursed to carry it till the day I die and let him who poisoned me not receive the label of poisoner? The poison eats me everyday, and I want to drink the remedy, and though I am at the doctors, no one gives it to me.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
A dog which is missing a hind leg does not have to lift to a leg to pee.
Likewise, a master of the art of yoga would make a very tough Twister opponent.
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
quote:Tammy: Up in that little thing telling you when you posted (right above your post) you will see a little sheet of paper with a pencil. Click on that and edit it then re-send it.
I know how to edit a typical post.
When I tried to change the title of my post..I couldn't.
Oh well....
I will learn.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Which is more difficult? Having the will to do the Ironman Marathon, or finding a man willing to do his own ironing?
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Lol- Tammy
Awesome! Two days of school missed in 2 weeks b/c of Hurricanes..shweet..!
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
I'm bored.
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Why are a wise man, and a wise guy, opposites?
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards, NAIVE.
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
Hey when the choice is between drinking the tsp water in some places and paying money for bottled water, it's worth it to pay.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
lol..you must have alot of time on your hands and want to reach your 1000th quickly eh, Tammy?
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
didn't you know, we're all trying to break your record Mae. :P
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
hehe..I'd like to see you try.. Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
In the radio version of LotR, Ian Holm is Frodo and Aragorn sounds strange. The man that protrays Gandalf sounds exactly like Ian McKellen but it's a different person..Just the special effects need some work..heh
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Fortune Cookie: There is something on the horizon. Dont be too surprised when you find out it's just more dirt.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
..a mirage..hehe.
"My friend is my enemy, my enemy is my friend; which one are you?"
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Im the chicken that crossed the road. I am neither friend no enemy but a teacher. Worship me.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Its 12:30. I really should go to bed. Well, maybe in just a minute.
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Why does Fred Flinstone stop his car at a gas station?
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn't it follow that ectricians can be delighted, musicians can be denoted cowboys can be deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarded and drycleaners depressed.
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoon and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?
Toothpicks?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Since the chinese/japanese language depends on the tone of how you say some of the words, could a parent over there say "Dont use that tone of voice with me?"
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Why does the word "one" have a W sound, but no W while the word "Two" has a W but no W sound?
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
This is just terrible.
quote:Americans buy more Coke and Pepsi than any other single food product. More than cereal, meat, cheese, and milk. That's a lot of sugar to be pumping into our bodies and a lot of dollar bills to be wasting.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Tammy has such funny thoughts..
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I have a 4 day weekend that I'm not enjoying it at all...and it's not because of the weather... ...
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
ok..now I'm getting ticked off..everytime I want to read something or go back to the forum it takes 3-5 minutes and by then it gets stuck..wth?...
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I want Mountain Dew so bad.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I is bored..
Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
You ever notice that chips that are supposed to taste like bacon never do?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
The entire world is singing "Give Peace a Chance." They are only singing it off key and with the added words "Our country is better."
Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
Dude, Human, I want some bacon flavored chips, Ive heard of no such thing.
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Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
ABout when the flag goes up, I stopped watching.
Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
I bet if I say you want ice cream cone, you say yes.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I would prefer to have pizza.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Emp, I'd prefer you playing quite loudly on your guitar and disturbing your neighbors than finding those kinda things.. Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Hatrack Chat..please..
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Gattaca is an awesome movie. You should go see it.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
No one is going to post on begging the question. Everyone wants the 2000th post.
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
ow...
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
42.
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Use a spoon to get every drop.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Eminem is Mini Me spelled backwards--almost.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Why do men have nipples anyway? It seems that all they're good for is getting ripped off in freak fishing accidents.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
*laughs at Tammy and Jehoviod*
I am somewhat amazed that the 'R' thread has gone as far as it has without being derailled.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Well it's random..it can't really be derailed..but we owe Tammy quite a lot.. Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I am on a roll today.
I was on a biscuit yesterday, but I squished it.
Now its a pancake.
But Pancakes are made on griddles, not in pans?
That's like the pot calling the kettle black.
We all know the kettle is shiny chrome.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Mae, I meant the "Sneaking into an R film"
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
you're too random..
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
A heard of viscous Sarcasm is approaching.
SOmething I picked up from the Rudeness thread.
I go home now.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
:roll eyes:.. Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
I'm losing it.
The radio at work played that song...skater boy? by Avril Lavigne...
quote:
He was a boy She was a girl Can i make it any more obvious
...and I immediately thought of Mae and T_Smith.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Um...?
Well, that certainly was random.
[This message has been edited by T_Smith (edited October 07, 2002).]
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Perfect place for my silly 'random thoughts'.
Let's try some even randomer thoughts.
quote: He who laughs alone at night does so in contemplation of his own evil.
---Fremen Wisdom
These thoughts may be taking up quite a bit of my brain cells in the next few days...reading Dune..House Corrino
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
E: Gandhi is gnawing on Jesus' head. L: Eeeew, that's gross--I bet Jesus didn't shower much! E: Yeah, well, Gandhi forgot to brush his teeth today, so it all works out.
or something like that
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I never have wanted to be a Senator. People vote you in because they like you then yell at you for trying to do what you promised to.
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because it took America Online THIS LONG to come up with a decent version of online profiles...
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
He is not evil. He's Benevolently challenged.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
That was nice to know Tammy.. Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
I thought I'd killed this thread.
I'd don't want to become a serial thread killer.
Oh Mae...that was just a silly random thought. Haven't thought it since.
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
I hear gemanents! (I just don't know how to spell the word.)
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
"I hear Germans." Polish soldier, German/Pole border, 1939.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
*snort*
I hear germ men. (The OCD 3rd Sense)
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
If killing someone in cold blood is illegal, is it legal to kill them on the equator?
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
Pickles, and cranberry juice.
Ni!
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
One of the coolest shirts I've seen so far said- "Stop checking me out."..and the guy was rather hot..hehe..
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
The number of posts that I have is = to my birth year. G'nite.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Dance tomorrow..yippeee!!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Carpe Diem is out
Carpe Nichto--SIEZE THE NIGHT!!
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
350!
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Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
351
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
-- The U.S. House of Representatives approves resolution giving President Bush authority to use force against Iraq. Watch CNN or log on to http://CNN.com /AOL Keyword: CNN for the latest news.
Oh dear. Here we go....
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I have 9 posts till my 2000th. I dont know what I should write about. I dont even know IF I should.
Did the Papa Mooses is a sick man thread get deleted? If so, thank goodness.
Im going to get off now, and when I come back, Ill probably post my 2000th.... maybe. Im still not sure.
[This message has been edited by T_Smith (edited October 10, 2002).]
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Let Friday night come....now
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Tonight..has come and gone...
for me at least.....
*yawn* nite!
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
Just saw Dinotopia, bad movie, don't see it.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
GO LSU!!
or like da Tailgators..GEAUX TIGERS!!
36-7..vs the gators...woohoo!!
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
GO LSU!!
or like da Tailgators..GEAUX TIGERS!!
36-7..vs the gators...woohoo!!
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I shall never go to any Dollar General with my dad ever again...
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Well, its time for another 3 day trip to Mt Doom. Cya tuesday.
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
I have this to say to my doctor: It did blister, you liar! Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I don't think I should have taken that much cough medicine.
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Time to go eat fresh!
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I have a bag of popcorn sitting on my table. When I say bag, I mean garbage bag sized. Mmmmmm, I love popcorn.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I despise popcorn. I like pretzels.
Posted by Doug J (Member # 1323) on :
Should i skip class or go to class? Hmmm.....
Posted by Psycho Triad (Member # 3331) on :
Butterscotch.
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
Is it real popcorn (popped in a popcorn popper) or fake popcorn (microwave)?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Popped in a popper.
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
*waves*
Hey ....
*smile*
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Hey Tammy, when did you get here?
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I haven't seen you a lot lately Tammy..Everyone's slow now..
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
T_Smith...Probably before you were even born.
Mae.....missed ya'll. Been busy with real life.....my fantasy world has suffered greatly!
[This message has been edited by Tammy (edited October 16, 2002).]
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I'm so speshul.
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
More special than you know. Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
I'm still hungry.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
You're anorexic..I tsk thee..
My Ex won't leave me alone..
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I was forced to diss my ex at school..
Posted by Feyd Baron (Member # 1407) on :
Another four hours of pretend work under my belt... Now if I could only get my pretend paycheck...
Feyd
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
Has anyone seen the VeggieTales movie? The end credits music is totally worth waiting for.
No, I mean the song after the Newsboys finish singing. Though their song is good, too.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I need to study..
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
PSATs on Saturday! Oh, dear.
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
I finally got Matthew Good Band's "The Fine Art of Falling Apart" to download. I've been trying to get that song for weeks. Yay!
I also found a German band called "die toten Hosen," which directly translated means "the dead pants," but idiomatically means something like "the party-poopers." As this has always been one of my favorite German idioms, I'm very happy about this. (Their music is good, too.)
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Ja, ve are happy paartay..... ve are verry happy and ve like ta paartay
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I just love Halloween..All of the coolest and creepiest things come on tv and just freak you out..I'm a weird child..watch me have nightmares tonight..
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
I do not like Halloween.
Nope.
Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
Why?
Just wondering.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I'm curious too...Not unless you live in a ghost town, then I can understand why.
I'm watching the "13 creepiest places on earth" that's about 2 years old. I've been through minor phenomena already and I'm still not freaked out. This is just some creepy mythical stuff..::cringes::
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Christina Aguilera is just WRONG for that...tsk tsk tsk...
[This message has been edited by Maethoriell (edited October 19, 2002).]
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
I got so used to hearing the unbelievably obnoxious Natalie Cole mix on the intercom at Barnes and Noble, and now they pull a fast one on me and sneak the Halloween mix right in there when I'm least expecting it. Scared the BEJEEZUS out of me. How would you like to be straightening gift cards and all of a sudden hear the theme to Psycho? that's what i thought...
Also, Hocus Pocus? Quite possibly the best Halloween movie ever made.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
*snort* Hocus Pocus was.... weird. It definately fits halloween, and I do admit to having watched it 6 bajillion times as a kid, but it is still weird.
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
hehehe...decided on my Halloween costume. Now I just need to go out and get the components.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
A dog who wags its tail is either happy or it just farted.
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
What's everyone's costume? I'm going to be a beautiful (hopefully) princess. I realize it lacks imagination. But the only reason I'm going this year is because the my best friends french exchange student really wants to go.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
One of Hatrack's main values is its destruction of age segregation. Where else are 15 year olds comfortable speaking to 38 year olds who are talking to 64 year olds?
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
I'm comfortable talking to 38 year olds? First I heard about it.
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
Ed is not on tonight. I am very disappointed. That's just about all I look forward to on Wednesdays. It makes the middle of the week so much more bearable! But, nope, it's not on tonight.
Drat!
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Oh Leonide...do you actually work at Barnes & Noble?
My dreammmmm job.
Okay...my fantasy goes like this.
When I'm finally married, I'll quit my crazy job and begin working there.
Can I pick my hours? I'm so used to working a straight 8 - to whenever I can leave.
*dreams about being around books, books, coffee, books, books, books and coffee all day long*
Oh yah. That's my fantasy!
(I'm boring and easy to please. I know this because I'm told it constantly. At least I know what makes me happy.)
Oh..and the reason I don't like Halloween is because I find absolutely no merit in it whatsoever. None.
And I find it evil. Don't ask.
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
Why, when I search for this thread, did it have the thread title, and then in the name column have carrie? Shouldn't have been T simth, or at least Tammy since she was the first one to post?
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
Yum....
Breyers..Creme Savers ..Swirled Yogurt.
Yum.....
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I must be sick..I haven't been on my computer for 2 whole days.. ..
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I must be sick. I have Hatrackitis. I just can't go away from it.
Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
I definitely have my spells.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
*pokes thread*
Ok... who bumped this then deleted it!?! What, has someone been reading through all my threads? Gathering information? Its not a good idea to give a paranoid person something more to be paranoid about...
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Someone's stalking you T..
Whoa the last post was from last year..Where's Tammy gone???
[ April 19, 2003, 09:39 PM: Message edited by: Maethoriell ]
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
I still see her around occasionally
Posted by James Tiberius Kirk (Member # 2832) on :
This Space For Rent
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
1 carrot 1 onion 2 mushrooms 3 spoonfuls of kidney beans 1 handful of noodles 100 grams of tomato sauce some salt water
Posted by Dead_Horse (Member # 3027) on :
When you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in business we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following:
1. Buying a stronger whip. 2. Changing riders. 3. Saying things like "This is the way we've always ridden this horse." (See item 2: "That's the way it is") 4. Appointing a committee to study the horse. 5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses. 6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses. 7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse. 8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability. 9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment. 10. Change the requirements declaring that "This horse is not dead." 11. Hire contractors to ride the dead horse. 12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed. 13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat." 14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance. 15. Do a CA Study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper. 16. Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster. 17. Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead. 18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses. 19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses. 20. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable. 21. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.
Posted by treyml (Member # 5098) on :
THE CHEESE IS OLD AND MOLDY!!!!!!
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
You know, I always knew Dan_Raven was a comic genius, but it wasn't until I went back and read this thread again that I realized his true humor was far greater than I realized.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Shoes.
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
We bought peanuts at the grocery store. The kind that are salted and still in their shells.
There's something so satisfying about eating them. It really makes me want to go see a baseball game, though.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Ha! I've finally found you, Random Thread! Okay, here goes...
Today is the first day of the rest of my life. Tommorrow is the second day of the rest of my life. Yesterday was the last day of the other rest of my life.
[ September 23, 2003, 10:56 AM: Message edited by: jehovoid ]
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
H!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
I'm lazy.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
If elephants are afraid of mice, does this mean Woolly Mammoths were afraid of sewer rats?
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Blue. In fact, Eight Blues.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
the waves keep on crashing on me for some reason but your love keeps on comin like a thunderball come here a little closer cause i wanna see you baby real close up you got me feelin hella good so let's just keep on dancin
no doubt is the best band in the world
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
O_o In what world is this!?!?
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
Yum Yum chicken bone
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
i wish root beer had caffeine.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
he he, hehe, he, he, he. Duuuuude.
he, he, hehehe, he, he, he.
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
pfft!
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
I bet a good practical joke to play on a blind person would be to turn his keyboard upside down. And then hide from him.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
Flugginnugger.
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
Melancholy can be nice.
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
Cheese. And lots of it.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
iT'S A cONSPIRACY!!!!
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
Oi is a very versatile word.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Eighteen. (nods sagely)
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
Love is a beautiful thing.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
I shot the sheriff. Twice.
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
But did you shoot the deputy?
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
Love lifts us up where we belong.
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
::sings::
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
No, I wasted too many bullets on the sheriff.
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
You only had two bullets?!! Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Hey. I used four on my horse. I had to put it down. Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
Watashi wa Vassar daigaku no gakusei desu. SAMUI desu.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Honto desu ka?
(not the cold part)
Edit: Japanese.
[ October 03, 2003, 05:10 PM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
Yes.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
^_^ WOW! I'm impressed.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
Thanks
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
When there's this many people available on my buddy list, at least one of them should be in Hatrack Chat.
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
Don't touch me! Nothing gives you that right!
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
quote: "A handful of other men were also interested, and the questions were many and good when Clevinger and the subversive corporal finished and made the mistake of asking if there were any." "Who is Spain?" "Why is Hitler?" "When is right?" "Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?" "How was trump at Munich?" "Ho-ho-beriberi." And " "Balls!" All rang out in rapid succession
This came straight to mind when I saw "The Random Thread" (Do I get extra credit for using Catch-22?)
[ October 04, 2003, 12:22 AM: Message edited by: ikantspel ]
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
Why did everyone abandon this thread? This may be the greatest thing I have ever seen, you can do ANYTHING with this. Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
This is the greatest thing you've ever seen?
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
I don't get out much. What's not to love about this? You could use it to sell drugs, smuggle stuff across the pakistani border, use it to hold your pants up, the list goes on and on.
Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :
Todo es amar, ikantspel, y si tu no lo amas, entonces tu eres muy loco.
Well, we changed topic enough already.
Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :
Y yo no significo paran. Estuve justificar mi uso de espanol. (Yo no tengo un teclado con tildes, tan...)
Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :
Alguien necesita empezar un hilo - con idiomas extranjeras solo. Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
I have found that doritos are the better of the two, but I'm not big on hairy fruits. Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :
hairy fruit? who said that?
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
My pet lobster tells me it will shave my eyebrows for 3 kilos of meth. That seems pretty steep, and besides, I'm all out of cocoa butter.
Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :
fruta peludo, ikantspel. Su langosta esta en el sarten, no?
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
Nobody said hairy fruit, but my spanish isn't exactly...anyway. PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH!
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
You leave lobster-boy out of this! I'm the one who left the tricycle on your lawn.
Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :
So it was ikantspel, then! I'll teach you to leave orange flags in the hanging plants!
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
I didn't touch the plants, all I did was urinate in the trash can. Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :
...so was it really the raccoons that ate the lawn-manure?...
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
Umm...yeah, that's right...raccoons...okay it was me, but I swear it was a one time thing and I was drunk. That's my excuse and I'm stickin' to it...for now.
Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :
I've never heard of anyone getting drunk on coco-cola before...
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
Hey, when you've been drinkin' all night, stuff happens, stuff like this, for instance
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
quote: I've never heard of anyone getting drunk on coco-cola before...
If you leave it opened up next to the furnace for three years it can mess you up, trust me.
[ October 04, 2003, 07:51 AM: Message edited by: ikantspel ]
Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :
That explains a lot...
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
What's the deal with vending machines that require you to pay with polyester, are they trying to get me to take my clothes off? I'll do it if they just ask, eh, waht the hey I'll do it now. *takes clothes off, gives three old ladies heart-attacks, gets dressed again and pretends it never happened*
[ October 04, 2003, 08:03 AM: Message edited by: ikantspel ]
Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :
I wonder what might happen if they starting applying that to those change ----> bills machines - I bet you'd end up getting more money than you put in... Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
It's true, if everyone had a purple flamingo the world would be a better place, but what with the recent problems in the Lithuanian economy, it just isn't possible.
Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :
Lithuania - I am Lithuanian. What is the problem with the economy? I seriously don't know...
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
Just something random to say, you know like "the cheese is on the bridge", or "I wonder If I could turn one of my socks into a shirt"
Posted by UTAH (Member # 5032) on :
Oh, no, not you two again.
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
RACIST! SEXIST! COMMUNIST!...I ran out of insults so I'll just starting clicking on stuff. I think they should take my clicky things away, I don't use them in a respectable manner.
[ October 04, 2003, 10:48 AM: Message edited by: ikantspel ]
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
Wow, I basicly own this thread now. I'm so glad I scared everyone off 'cause now I got my own thread. MUST CLICK ON STUFF. Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
So I'm not the only one with a clicky thing addiction...that's comforting. Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
::shakes head::
How old are you, again? Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
I think there needs to be more randomness in the random thread. Will you still love me tomorrow?
Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :
You can't get there from here, you have to start somewhere else.
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
If you like to crush up altoids and sniff them, does that make you a druggy?
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
T.S. Elliot
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
The cinnamon altoids are gross, no matter which way you take them in.
But the Spearmint is good.
Posted by ikantspel (Member # 5752) on :
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking Pinky?" "I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it" (probably misquoted)
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Always a housemaid, never a house. ::sigh::
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Oh yeah, and that reminds me:
If the government still used crucifixion as a means for administering the death penalty, do you think they'd call it "Death by Lethal Carpentry?"
I do.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish Black fish, blue fish, old fish, new fish This one has a little star This one has a little car My! What a lot of fish there are! Yes, some are sad ang some are glad And some are very, very, bad Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad. Some are thin and some are fat The fat one has a yellow hat From there to here, from here to there Funny things are everywhere. Some some have six legs, some have four Some have eight legs, some have more From there to here, from here to there Funny things are everywhere (or was that line: From far to near, from near to far My, what a lot of funny things there are!)
That's all I can remember from memory....
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
I hear they have grape jello now.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
How come there isn't a book called Chicken Soup for the Stomach?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I love this thread.
My friend is being sent to the Phillipeans on his mission. He has to learn Tagalog.
I am planning to get a bunch of friends to go rent 4 of those 'never tip over' things with handles and ride around in the mall and have lancing with light sabers.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
The otter paddles the canoe with a tire iron.
So far, I'm not enamored of the midwest but for the AMAZINGLY STUPENDOUSLY BEAUTIFUL shift in fall colors. The trees are something else. I could stare at them all day.
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
All work and no sex leaves Jack impotent. All work and no sex leaves Jack impotent. All work and no sex leaves Jack impotent. All work and no sex leaves Jack impotent. All work and no sex leaves Jack impotent. All work and no sex leaves Jack impotent. All work and no sex leaves Jack impotent.
[ October 13, 2003, 06:45 PM: Message edited by: Liquor and Fireworks ]
Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :
Homer: No beer and no TV makes Homer something something. Marge: Go... crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I DO! Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Rhaegar The Fool is a thief and a glory hog.
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
*Improves thread to better compete with Rhaegar's* Now with full-frontal-nudity! Yeehaw! *Puts on leather thong, grabs two pistols and wildly fires them into the air while riding a mechanical bull* I'll strip for anyone who keeps this thread alive.
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
*Improves thread again* Do Not Flash List Sign up and you will never see me naked
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Hooray for MeowMix!
Posted by fiazko (Member # 5812) on :
i would like some canned corn.
Posted by BelladonnaOrchid (Member # 188) on :
[singing] Head, shoulders, knees and toes! Knees and toes!
Head, shoulders, knees and toes! Knees and toes! [/singing]
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
If I kill two birds with one stone, then what will I do with all the other stones?
Posted by BelladonnaOrchid (Member # 188) on :
Aim for the fish! Posted by Koryu (Member # 5922) on :
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (tears out hair)
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
You know that Futurama where the scene suddenly changes and you just see Bender on fire and he's yellin and screamin and they all run up with a fire extinguisher and put him out and he just goes "That's better" and lights up a cigar?
I love that.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
You are My Preciousss My only Preciousss You make me happy When skies are gray You are the One Ring And I adore you Please don't take My Preciousss away...
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
What if Tolkien would've used a different word? Like "sweet pea?"
"Ahh! Give us the sweet pea!! gollum!"
Posted by Black Mage (Member # 5800) on :
LotR would've been much more interesting.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
I have Tourette's, emoticon sub-variant Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
If you give a dog a magic food bowl that would replenish itself everday as long as the dog left at least one piece of food in the bowl, the dog would eat the entire bowl of food on the first day.
And you can't fault the dog for that, because clearly the animal has been conditioned through thousands of years of evolution to take advantage of a food source right away and eat all it can possibly eat.
And thus there is no magic in the world, because evolution does not allow for it.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
You know, I've always wanted to condition a dog to learn how to push elevator buttons for every day of his life, 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, and then condition that dog to teach other dogs how to push those elevator buttons, and also to teach them how to teach other dogs to push those elevator buttons...
Think about it... dogs could evolve to become Bell Boys.
Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :
Where's the beef?
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
I just got some more softlips. Yea!
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
When I was a kid I remember looking up at the sky and wondering if credits would roll at the end of the world with the name of everyone who ever lived (in order of appearance).
(Okay, so I added that "order of appearance" part just now.)
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
Spread wide open?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I think I've seen that video.
Not that I've ever watched those types of videos.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Failing to accomplish anything useful in life is a good thing. What else can authors take, twist, extort, and market? Being a failure is inspiration for clever authors.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
The demon comes at midnight.
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
and every 15 minutes thereafter until she passes out from sheer exhaustion.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Care to Demon-straight?
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
isn't that step one?
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
I found a secret coffee room at my work. And all this time I thought we only had instant!
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
I think we all know that Wolverine's powers come not from his ability to regenerate, but from popping his neck.
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
"Strong Bad, how do you respond to claims that your comments brought the entire royal family to tears?" *The Cheat whispers in SB's ear* SB respondsto reporter: "Screw all y'all."
[ December 09, 2003, 01:13 PM: Message edited by: Liquor and Fireworks ]
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Noam Chomsky should make little miniature statues of himself to put on his front lawn. I can't believe mister brilliant MIT man hasn't thought of this already.
Posted by asQmh (Member # 4590) on :
Flagg, I'd love to help you out, but with your schitzophrenia, I'd have to charge you double. Now if you'll excuse me, I've already kept Jesus waiting 5 minutes....
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Do Vegans eat candy?
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
If you're not supposed to eat yellow snow, is it ok to eat yellow snow cones?
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
(kills next person to enter thread)
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Hey! That wasn't very nice!
*dies dramatically*
x_x
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Whew...I'm safe! Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
The green bean is the squirrel of legumes.
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
Bootstraps bootstraps. heh.
Posted by asQmh (Member # 4590) on :
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice: pull down your pants and slide on the ...ice.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Wow, that rhymes!
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
It should be please take my advice. It works better.
Posted by asQmh (Member # 4590) on :
Yeah, but (not to detract from my genius or anything) it's a quote.
Sidney Freedman (Alan Arbus). Faboo.
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
darn I knew that quote too.
The final episode of M*A*S*H, and another one, but I can't remember which other one, I think maybe the one where they were waiting for caualties and the surgeons destroyed the swamp, but I'm really not sure.
do you know asQmh? You seem to know the quote pretty well.
Posted by asQmh (Member # 4590) on :
I think it's the one in which Hawkeye flips out and starts sleepwalking.
I'll have to check, but I think it's midway through season 2 - about a half-season before Blake bites it.
Q.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
I love M*A*S*H! I thought the quote sounded familiar, but I don't remember it being in there.
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
It is definately in the final episode, I remember hearing it in my English class last year.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
I miss that show. FX used to play most of the day, but they've stopped. That's one of the best shows ever, they really should play it more often.
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
Do they still play it at all? Does any channel still play M*A*S*H? Or have they all stopped so that the DVD collections of it will sell better?
And when did this thread become coherent, I thought it was supposed to be random?
In any case they should play more episodes of M*A*S*H
M*A*S*H
Hawkeye
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Radar was just the cutest thing... And the wittiness...the jokes...it was the best.
*shouts* MORE M*A*S*H! MORE M*A*S*H! MORE M*A*S*H!
M*A*S*H Hawkeye Radar
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
I don't know what the last thing I copied, was, but I'm just gonna slam down a ctrl v and see.
everybody wins!
Wow, I wasn't expecting that. Seriously.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
*smug* Late night on channel 11.
If there were a 24-hour-MASH channel, I might actually get cable. Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
Lucky, you still get to watch M*A*S*H on TV, with different episodes, I only had a few on tape, and I've lost them now, I may actually have to go out and buy the DVD's if I ever the money to buy them and the time to watch them, and when are they going to come out with collector's edition DVD seasons of Get Smart? That would be so cool.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
*sigh* we don't get M*A*S*H anymore... Posted by asQmh (Member # 4590) on :
quote:It is definately in the final episode, I remember hearing it in my English class last year.
Yup, it's definitely from the final episode. However, it also occurs in one of the other episodes I have on VHS. I have only the first 4 seasons (since 5 wasn't released till this month), so I was hazarding a guess at which it would be.
To my knowledge, it still comes on the Hallmark channel, though I haven't managed to peg down the schedule. I'm going to buy all seasons, though, so I no longer have to rely on the fickle winds of television programming.
I had no idea there were so many M*A*S*H fans on hatrack! Yet another reason to love this place.
Q.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Andy Capp is one of my favorite comics that I just never get to read anymore.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Red M&Ms taste better.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
It's a common male fantasy to be stranded on a desert island with a beautiful woman, but I bet something that men rarely realize is that there is no way for a woman to shave on a desert island. After awhile, things might get hairy.
This is why, whenever I'm traveling over water, I always carry a razor with me. Be prepared.
Posted by Koga (Member # 5646) on :
Where has evryone gone? was the hatrack con tonight and no one told me?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Jehovoid, that was great. You deserve more funny-man credit.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
A word of advice: Never type in your password when you have food on your fingers. (it...um...leaves a trail...)
[ December 12, 2003, 11:15 PM: Message edited by: Eruve Nandiriel ]
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Sometimes you just know when it's the right time to get that tail removed.
Hobbes Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
If the pen is mightier than the sword, then is the pencil mightier than the dagger? I mean, I know there's the lead poisoning to deal with and all, but come on. And what is the word processor stronger than? A sub-machine gun?
Posted by Koga (Member # 5646) on :
quote: "Oh, the red strokes, Passions uncaged Thundering moments of tenderness rage, Oh, the red strokes, Tempered and strong, Burning the night like the dawn"
-Garth Brooks "The Red Strokes"
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Fresco Cheese is so frickin good! I think I have a crush on it...but I probably should have kept that to myself.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
My wife upon being awakend this morning, "I'm not Sleeping Beauty, she was easy."
My question to you--was Sleeping Beauty easy?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Recent news reports have made me question song lyrics.
I always assumed Billie Jean was a young single mother. Now I wonder if Billy/Gene was a young boy with an irrate mother.
With whom did Micheal go dancing, on the floor, in the round?
[ January 08, 2004, 05:24 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
euphemistically may quite possibly be the greatest word in the english language, oh sure, you guys think that "consequently", and "feasibly" are better, but, as always, you are wrong.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
Not I. In fact, I don't even like adverbs.
Go ahead, shoot me, shoot me now, but it's the truth! I can't keep it a secret any longer!
Ah, that felt good.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
I bet being trampled can be a pretty traumatic experience, here's Jim to give us the skinny on it.
Hobbes Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Hey, were you there when peter farted?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
What is the definition of is that you are using?
What is the definition of definition?
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
The front page is so sadly lacking in fluff today.
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
I just realized why people post so much, it's cause it thanks us every time we do it! These people think everyone is thankful they are posting! I say we make an appeal to the administrators to change the message to "It's your fault this world sucks".
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Now, about these one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eaters, what are they?
Are they people that fly and eat and are purple and have one eye and one horn?
Are they some sort of being that eats one-eyed one-horned flying purple people?
Or maybe it's the creature that has the one eye and one horn and it just eats two-eyed, no horned flying purple people.
And what's with the short-shorts?
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Nobody seems to care about the consequences of post-marital sex.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
The kids do.
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
The planets sweep out equal areas in equal times.
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
I just checked my "recent searches" on my Google toolbar, and I found
quote:774-4274 eric
I have no memory of searching for this. I could write up some lyrics for it and send it to Tommy Tutone, I suppose.
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
I need to vent some randomness:
I'm walking along a desserted beach, ice cream and chocolate sprinkles everywhere, when along comes a mermaid. "hey Hills, s'up?" She says to me. "Ummm, who's 'Hills'?" I responded "They be my hills I reckon" At this point I was quite confused, as I had never known a mermaid to use the term "reckon", yet this one did. At this point, I ended my post.
[ January 23, 2004, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: Liquor and Fireworks ]
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Thai Food leftovers are natures way of telling you to get a girlfriend.
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Diarrhea is nature's way of telling you to stop eating Thai food.
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
I'm not crazy You're the one who's crazy You're driving me crazy
They stuck me in an institution Said it was the only solution To give me the needed professional help To protect me from the enemy, myself
"Institutionalized" - Suicidal tendencies, but the Black Velvet Flag cover is great.
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Well staple my eye and call me lobster! That fish ordered a pizza!
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
It's silly really, the idea of a horse-drawn carriage. I mean, horses can't draw!
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Is St. Peter the patron saint of bouncers?
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
I am heir apparent to the throne of incongruity!
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
I bet the funniest word for a person with a lisp to say would be "catharsis." The second funniest might be "thesis."
[ February 04, 2004, 12:33 PM: Message edited by: jehovoid ]
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
A superhero with the ability to see through walls probably misses out some pretty good walls. I mean, for my money there's almost nothing better than sitting back and staring at a well-proportioned, blank wall.
[ February 10, 2004, 12:33 PM: Message edited by: jehovoid ]
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Never try to tickle a cat, you may lose an arm.
[ February 10, 2004, 10:21 PM: Message edited by: Eruve Nandiriel ]
Posted by Alucard... (Member # 4924) on :
I like to lounge around the house in my long underwear, and have recently taken up the practice of wearing them to work under my pants. They make me feel more secure, sort of like wearing pajamas under my clothes.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
If they ever clone a llama, do you think they'd call it the Dolly Llama?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Statistically speaking, are you gay?
If they took a random cross section of 10,000 people in the US and asked them if they had ever slept with you, the odds are they wouldn't get one of your sexual partners, not to mention many. (unless you are a rock star, star athlete, or Bill Clinton)
As a result, when they tallied up the totals wouldn't your preference for the opposite sex fall well within the margin of error?
[ February 18, 2004, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
Posted by luthe (Member # 1601) on :
Where accoriding to the MLA Format do I put the part that says I really don't care?
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
4 out of 5 dentists agree that the 5th dentist is a prick.
(Although I think I heard this somewhere, or got the idea for it somewhere else. Maybe Carlin.)
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
Not too long til 500th post.
Oh, yeah, random... Uh... monkey bubble obese midget.... Canadian beer. Yeah.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
When the plan to rob the bank located in the Swiss Alps failed, the theives blamed it on the escape goat.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
The goat had no comment.
:::raises hand to camera and hurries to his car:::
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Not to make light of one of the worst tragedies in the history of humanity (don't you love it when jokes start out with this phrase?), but when Hiroshima or Nagasaki were bombed, at that instant when the fireball was expanding through the city and incinerating pretty much everything, do you think by chance there was some person who happened to be in the middle of a fart at that time, and did that gas in fact make another mini-explosion inside of the atomic explosion, and maybe in that instant the person who made the fart realized that a)he was farting, b)he was being incinerated, and c)his fart had caught fire.
Would this not be one of the most perplexing states of mind in the history of human thought?
[ April 06, 2004, 02:31 PM: Message edited by: jehovoid ]
Posted by Epictetus (Member # 6235) on :
Without the fear of death there is no reason to live.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
With the death of reason there is a life of fear.
(edit: this works better)
[ April 06, 2004, 02:40 PM: Message edited by: jehovoid ]
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
Everything is cheese.
Posted by Epictetus (Member # 6235) on :
A thousand inebriated elephants are standing on my big toe. I therefore am in need of one hell of a hangover remedy.
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
You know what's great? Stale marshmallow peeps for Easter! You get the peeps, cut open the plastic, and let them sit for a few days... Mmmm mmmm good!
Posted by Epictetus (Member # 6235) on :
The monkeys are seriously disturbing me! I always thought the zoo was a happy place!
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
Boo!
I am soooooooo sleepy! Can't think straight.... don't want to be at work.... ugh...
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
blackwolve and i had alot of fun on the floor with the closet door locked Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
Were you in the closet, or just having fun while it was locked...
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
we were ouside the closet, with val locked inside Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
Oh, ok, I though you might have some kind of locked closet fetish or something.
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
i just may
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
can I hope this was in the light booth?
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
Did Val ever come out of the ....wait. That wouldn't sound right. Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
you just know that would've gone into the out of context thread...
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
I know. I couldn't help myself on my part.
Random thought: No matter what, the world needs stupid people. Smart people need to get their entertainment some where.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Actual conversation:
quote: HIM: Well, right now I'm about 500'th in my class... ME: wow, is that the lowest? HIM: Actually there are about 35 people lower than me. ME: well that's something... HIM: But I've never met any of them because they're all in LD classes...
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
So, after the impeachment hearings, were Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky techincally Star-cross'd lovers?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
The Early Bird gets run over by rush hour traffic.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
If an old person with a weak hip sets his/her cell phone to vibrate and then puts it in his/her pocket, is there a danger that the vibration of the phone will shatter the hip? Like, if somebody accidentally made a phone that vibrated too powerfully?
(And to clarify a point that seems to be in dispute at the moment, this thread is the proper receptacle for all random thoughts.)
[ May 01, 2004, 12:15 AM: Message edited by: jehovoid ]
Posted by peterh (Member # 5208) on :
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? | | | | | | | | The location Of The Dirt Bag.
Posted by Rolf Singer (Member # 3972) on :
I have to go buy some rugby boots for my niece. Ack!!!
[ April 22, 2004, 02:16 AM: Message edited by: Rolf Singer ]
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
My eagle award ceremony has just been scheduled for june 6!
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
I asked my Jewish friend what he was doing for the summer and he said he was going to a summer camp. You'd think that his people would've learned their lesson by now and would stay away from camps.
Posted by Lara (Member # 132) on :
That was...never mind.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
But back when I had a tiger, I didn't put up with that stuff.
They would push my books; I would say "sic'em."
They would steal my lunch money; I would say "sic'em."
They would hit on my sister; I would say "sic'em."
They would use awful grammar and spelling; I would say "sic'em."
They would make fun of that kid who ate glue; I wouldn't do anything. That kid was friggin' WEIRD!
They would 'bust a nine'; I would say "sic'em."
They would make sing country; I would say "sic'em."
They would forget I had a tiger; I would say "sic'em."
They would overuse smileys; I would say "sic'em."
They would have premarrital sex; I would say "lecture'em."
They would act tough 'cause they had a bull dog; I would say "sic'em."
But now he's dead. Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Hey that was pretty funny. Except for that last part I suppose.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
So, I have kind of a book proposal. It's already been written, it just needs *alot* of editing. It's called Hatrack. I honestly think that if we could bottle what we have here, I'd be rich. Uh, I mean we. We'd be rich.
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
Hatrack is really a depopulation program. As long as you've posted here at least 5 times, and haven't been banned, you will survive.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
Posted by Yank (Member # 2514) on :
I like Twix bars frozen. Mmmmm.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
That's awful, Yank. Please do get well soon.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
When the professional bowler's league went on strike nobody was spared.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Tip: Read the bad novels drunk.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Last time I checked, we put it in the dumpster out back along with you're sniveling dog and that paperwork we made you fill out when you joined here. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
Hobbes Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
John had dog. John ate dog. John had no dog.
Hobbes Posted by PickleDMD (Member # 754) on :
This is VERY random. The old song "Que sera sera" sung by Doris Day in the movie "The Man Who Knew Too Much" is that French? I've heard that it's French or Spanish. Any help here would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
Posted by FoolishTook (Member # 5358) on :
I've discovered, after much speculation, that groove is in the heart.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
In Russian Garachy is Hot. In Russian Sebaka is Dog.
Telling a 4 year old that he should eat a Garachy Sebaka will result in loud screams.
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
*walks into thread* *looks around* *notices the lack of music* *Breaks into song* It's the last.... midnight It's the last....wish It's the last.... midnight It'll be boom squish. *leaves room and hackles like a witch*
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
*questions his own masculinity after ready above post*
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Golfers do it with a wedge.
Posted by Turgan (Member # 6697) on :
interupts J T with "I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE! *bee bee* "YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY!" *bee bee* "THAT WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH A ITTY BITTY WASTE AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG!" *bee bee* he he he he he
I like apples.
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
I have had a wooden mannekin sitting on one desk or another for about 11 years, and I still haven't drawn him. I wonder if he feels useful.
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
maybe your wooden mannekin should come meet my broken cymbals monkey....
Goody
Posted by Jess N (Member # 6744) on :
Are we all really just children playing on a cosmic playground?
Posted by Turgan (Member # 6697) on :
It takes a big man to cry... But it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Posted by Turgan (Member # 6697) on :
DOO DUDU DOO DOO DOO... DOO DOOOOO DOO. DOO DUDU DOO DOO DOO... DOO DOOOOO DOO.
CUZ IT'S A BRICK! DUDUDUDU HOUSE! DUNH DUN DUN!
Posted by Turgan (Member # 6697) on :
Drorp.
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
Good thing I'm watching Muppets in Space right now, I first thought that the doo doo doo was The Police
Goody
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Joss, yes.
And no horse play or you get sent back to your cosmic room.
Posted by Turgan (Member # 6697) on :
Where'd all the piggies go?
Posted by Turgan (Member # 6697) on :
I had a band that was called Blue Fondue once.
Posted by Turgan (Member # 6697) on :
I WON'T BE HOOOOOOME! I WON'T BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS! [PLEASE POST MY BAIL!]
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
Wibble.
Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
We're not conscious. We're not awake.
Posted by Jess N (Member # 6744) on :
Getting sent back to your cosmic room is so cosmically unfair!! Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
Pork chop on a stick Walleye on a stick Deep-fried twinkie on a stick Chocolate covered cheesecake on a stick Alligator on a stick Frozen chocolate covered banana on a stick Deep-fried candy bar on a stick Belgian waffles on a stick Taffy on a stick Frozen key-lime pie dipped in chocolate on a stick Eggroll on a stick Breakfast reuben on a stick Pizza on a stick Dill pickle on a stick Deep-fried spudsters on a stick Caremel apple on a stick Scotch egg on a stick Meatball on a stick Catfish on a stick
It's State Fair time!
Posted by Numb (Member # 6748) on :
::annoyed:: I still haven't gotten my schedule in the mail yet. erg...
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
fish heads fish head yummy ummy fish heads
Posted by IvyGirl (Member # 6252) on :
Isn't that totally spam? It's lubricated! Well, I'm phasing.
Ivygirl
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Doctors do it wearing rubber gloves.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
I'm on a mission to stamp out intolerance wherever it exists. That said, who exactly are these Lactose people?
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
That thing that you're hearing is only the sound of the low spark of high-heeled boys.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
They should make mini-roller coasters for the thrill-seeking mice of the world. I'm sure they get tired of mazes.
(or perhaps that's why they made mousetraps.)
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Sir Philip Sydney should write an essay called "In Defense of Posing."
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
2 hours of sleep is no good for the mind.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Opium is the opiate of the masses.
Posted by Suneun (Member # 3247) on :
Did that thread get deleted???
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
Mama and I joined a gym this past weekend, so for the first time in maybe 14-15 years I'm exercising; well, at least the first time I'm intentionally exercising. Three times in three days. I overdid the weights the first two days, so I'm in major pain (could barely sleep last night it was so bad) and recovering, but did the cardio workout today anyway. I'm figuring if I give in on that now, I could do so any time with any excuse I can think of. At this point I'm thinking I might not start up the weights again until next week, to make sure I don't hurt myself again, and sorta to wait until I can lift my arms again. They have childcare (it costs, but it's cheap), so after Mama leaves for work I drop off the moslings, sauna for 10 minutes, work out, sauna again, then shower and get dressed, grab the kids and go, usually directly to the park.
I've also noticed that my pee is pretty much brown, where it used to be light yellow (or even clear when I'd had a lot of coffee). Is that a normal change when one first starts exercising (assume that the one in question is starting out overweight in addition to not being in shape, in case it matters)?
--Pop
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
First thing that comes to mind is you could be dehydrated. The more clear your pee is, the more hydrated you are. So brown pee means drink more water and avoiding diuretics (caffiene is a big culprit there).
And, now that I think about it, could have a lot to do with your muscle pain.
Just remember, when you're thirsty, you've already lost some ridiculous percentage of water. Always keep a water bottle handy while working out, and USE it.
[ February 02, 2005, 05:22 PM: Message edited by: mackillian ]
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
Yes, drinking tons of water. I have a one-liter bottle, and I usually (I think it's funny to say "usually" when I've been at this for three whole days) drink four to five of them in a 1.5-2 hour timeframe (plus lots more during the day). I do drink coffee, though, so there's that whole caffeine thing, but I never really bought into that.
I recognize low-water muscle pain, and this ain't it. This is why-in-the-world-did-you-think-starting-shoulder-presses-with-three-sets-of-fifteen-reps-at-120-pounds-was-a-good-idea-when-you-haven't-exercised-in-years-you-should-have-worked-up -to-it-instead-you-schmuck-who-were-you-trying-to-impress-anyway pain.
--Pop
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
Could also be that your kidneys haven't been "working" for a while and are now purging themselves.
My pee was brown after I donated one of my kidneys and it was because of the extra workload on the remaining side.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
My psychologist told me I have OCD(Obsessive Compulsive Disorder), ADD(Attention Deficiet Disorder), and ADHD(Attention Deficiet Hyperactivity Disorder) all at the same time this morning. Aren't I special?? Oh and a severre case of paranoia....
[ February 02, 2005, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: SteveRogers ]
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Papa, now you have me worried about rhabdomyolysis. It is possible to overexercise enough that the protein from muscle breakdown can damage your kidneys. Not common, but possible -- more likely in marathoners, although I could make a case for your risk, too.
There is no way to assess this online. Why not give your primary care physician's office a call? If they are concerned, a simple dipstick of your urine can rule out a whole bunch.
I'm really concerned about the discolored urine in the face of muscle pain and adquate hydration. Please, please, pretty please check this out?
[ (((Syn))) ]
[ February 02, 2005, 05:39 PM: Message edited by: ClaudiaTherese ]
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
<---- is a little embarassed to be talking about the color of anyone's pee.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Has a massive headache and doesn't care about the color of other people's pee.......
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
*is perfectly happy to talk about pee
Steve, are you doing anything about it? ever had headaches like this before?
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I have to take medicine for it......I'm used to it though.....I have a migrane so bad my head feels like it is about to explode....about every day.....its really annoying....
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Huh. Do you take medication to stop the headaches once they have started, or to prevent them from happening? With your frequency, I would hope the latter. If your preventive medicine isn't working, there are probably others you can try.
And I doubt the computer screen is helping, sugar. Do you think a dark room and some sleep will help?
[ February 02, 2005, 05:49 PM: Message edited by: ClaudiaTherese ]
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I take the medicine in the morning, at noon, and before I go to bed.....and the computer doesn't bug me that much.....but being in a band....and reading.....and writing......and watching tv does.....oh and playing football but that is a given.......and sleeping just makes it worse for some reason....
[ February 02, 2005, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: SteveRogers ]
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Have you tried other medications? Are you working with a physician to figure it out, or are you past that, or are you winging it?
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I have tried about three different medications.....tried three different doctors....and the latest one gave me the another prescription and told me to wing it.....I'm going to try another doctor probably....I just seem to have bad luck with doctors...
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Hmmm. Sounds tough. I hope things work out for you, Steve.
[ February 02, 2005, 05:56 PM: Message edited by: ClaudiaTherese ]
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
speaking of weird medical things - I've broken out! I have grey hair and zits, and that is just not cool.
I wonder why all of a sudden? No diet changes, no medication changes. The only real change is school - is it true that stress can cause you to break out or is that just a myth?
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
I think acne has definitely been shown to be correlated with stress.
Sucks, eh? I'm finding that Clinique brand foaming facial wash and toner (#2) are worth the investment, for me. never thought I'd say that, as I'm a stick-to-the-basics, no-frills kinda gal, but there it is.
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
CT, I'll call the doc if it's still an issue in the morning. Maybe I didn't drink as much yesterday as I thought. As far as I know, it only started this morning, so I'll drink offensive amounts of water for the rest of today and tonight. I was up a lot of the night anyway, because I couldn't find a comfortable position for sleep, and if that's still the case, getting up to pee won't be much of a problem. I really worked too hard, and I think that's all it was. (And I got your e-mail, thank you.)
On an unrelated note, I received in the mail today my waiver for jury duty. I would love to serve as a juror -- I've done it before and I think it's important that it is done by people as impartial and discerning as me. However, while I could perhaps afford to skip work for a while to serve, we can't currently afford not to have me watching the kids for any length of time. I already checked at the gym, and they won't let me drop off the kids for the whole day.
Another little peeve there -- they accept kids from 3 months to 12 years, but they won't change diapers? So either you have the child potty-trained by 3 months (though they also say they won't escort the child to the bathroom either?), or you hope they don't go for a couple hours, or you interrupt your workout schedule to change the diaper yourself. Or, of course, you let the child sit in a dirty diaper until you're done.
Today Superstation was fairly inconsolable, and I got pulled off the exercise bike to sit with him for about 15 minutes until he was calm. His diaper was dry, and there hadn't been a problem when I put it on, but I pasted some Desitin around his "region" and after a minute he was fine. He's been having some really bad diaper-rash lately, and we can't figure out why. Maybe something he didn't originally present as being allergic to has hit a critical mass or something? It's just unusual, because most reactions are instant and around the mouth. He's also (possibly) teething -- can that cause a diaper rash, even though he doesn't have his head up his butt?
So are these the kinds of random musings that people often put in a livejournal? I've never been much for hournaling, except when it was required for a class (that happened twice).
And the skin on the knuckle of my left pinky is rather dry.
--Pop
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
I need to go to the bathroom
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Okay.
Uh, this is rather not nice of me, but could you consider refraining from using ibuprofen or aspirin overnight, too? Tylenol (acetaminophen) should be fine, as it's processed by the liver and not so hard on the kidneys.
*sheepish look
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Re: the diaper rash. If you are having a hard time clearing it, it might be superinfected with Candida (yeast). He might need some nystatin or other antifungal to clear it.
Candida is notable for satellite lesions, little spots that extend out past the leading edge of the redness. Candida also tends to be brightest red/pink deep in the creases.
Any powdery/cheesy whiteness in his mouth? If he's breastfeeding, any nipple tenderness or redness?
[ February 02, 2005, 06:28 PM: Message edited by: ClaudiaTherese ]
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
I was actually planning on taking naproxen -- that usually works better for me on sore muscles. But if you say acetaminophen, then acetaminophen it is.
I took two naproxen last night before bed -- could that have caused or contributed to my pee issue?
--Pop
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
FYI I'm banned from Naproxen due to the one-kidney issue.
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
That sounds like his diaper, all right. Is nystatin OTC, or do we need to see his pediatrician? I don't recall seeing anything in his mouth, though. He recently shifted from soy formula to soy milk -- can this contribute?
CT, you rock, by the way. Don't know if I said it recently enough.
--Pop
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
I doubt naproxen would by itself have caused a kidney problem, not at that low dose and in an otherwise healthy person. But if you do have stress on your kidneys from muscle tissue breakdown, it would likely exacerbate it.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I know acetaminophen sucks for pain for some people. I'm one of them -- might as well drink a sip of water. And you are a big boy, and you can make your own decisions. I'd just worry less. Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
you can get rashes in funny places after running to many miles
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Sure, go ahead and try nystatin, if you have some for him already. You can also get it over the counter. We are seeing more and more cases of resistance in our community, though, so if it doesn't work, I'd consider taking him in. The provider can paint his butt with Gentian violet, and that usually works with just one application. Stains clothes, however.
Sometimes little guys get yeast in the mouth, too, and that requires oral nystatin (prescription only, I believe) or Gentian violet there. SOunds like it's just the diaper area, though.
Good luck! Let me know how it works out, if you think about it.
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
quote:you can get rashes in funny places after running to many miles
I love my talcum powder. Cornstarch is safer for babies, though, as talcum can cause inhalation problems.
Papa, I don't think the transition to soy milk is likely to have caused this, but you never know. Food sensitivities can be tricky things.
[ February 02, 2005, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: ClaudiaTherese ]
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Good luck, pop.
And docs talking about pee is nothin'. They ALWAYS want to know about your poo.
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
So, mack, how's the poo going for you?
*innocently
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
From what I hear, it's going smoothly.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Actually, quite oddly.
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
So my pee is yellow again.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
YEAY!!!!
(things you'd never thought you'd cheer about)
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mec-mec-mec-mec-mec-mec-mec-mec-mec-mec-mec-mec
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I would like to let you all know that the cheeseburger I am about to set down in front of you will self-destruct in 15 seconds.....
[ February 03, 2005, 08:37 AM: Message edited by: SteveRogers ]
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
quote: So my pee is yellow again.
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
now that we're back to random goodness....
Jesus Christ Superstar Who are you, what did you sacrifice? =)
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Look up... haha, gotcha.
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
So it's been over a month, and my pee is still yellow. And I'm now lifting slightly more weight than I was those first couple days when I temporarily disabled myself. I think I might actually be healthier than I was -- feels like I am, anyway. And I've lost about 12 pounds, even though I haven't changed my diet at all. I must admit that I've been considering a crash diet between now and BobnDanaCon, but I think I'm just gonna pass on that, and still be a bit pudgy.
I haven't tried to fit into one of my suits yet, though. Hmmm....
--Pop
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I was actually thinking about you today, Pops. Thanks for the update.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Random Thread=Random Junk
I'm doing a chapter from Lake Wobegon Days as a humrous interpretation at the Speech Meet on Saturday. Wish me luck.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
A friend of my family works at Wal-Mart.
He has a loud voice.
My brother ran into him the other day as he was working.
The conversation went like:
My brother: "Don, how are you."
Don: "Well, I was in the hospital last week."
Brother: "Oh? What happened?"
Don: "I hurt myself. Had some plumbing problems."
Brother: "Are you OK now?"
Don: "Yeah, but THEY TOOK A NEEDLE AND STUCK IT UP MY @#$@#$@"
Every person within three aisles heard this last remark. Everyone of them groaned and grabbed their crotches as if they were protecting themselves from a similar fate.
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The inside might look as black as the night, but there's a light at the end of the tunnel.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Did you know that the average teenager will eat, at least, 1,750 peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches before they graduate high school?
Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
I was gonna look for this thread. A gas station in my town is called Sav a Step. Not save, sav. Irks me. Last weekend my husband and I were on the south side of Louisville when I noticed a gas station called Sav a Stop. Clearly it's spreading.
space opera
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(ya know, I really hoped someone would recognize my last one LOL... I can't possibly be the only ALW fan here?)
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"To be is to do." -Plato
"Do be do be do." -Sinatra
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That's scrawled on an LSU toilet stall.
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