Hatrack River Forum: Minion/Imp/Goober for hire

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Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Due to the fact that I haven't been used that much as a minion, and the fact that Saudade, my former evil Mistress is getting a new minion, it appears that I am out of the minion business. Saudade didn't fire me, though. I decided to leave, for the betterment of SMI (Saudades Minion Inc).

I am looking for a new master. One that would use me. I can pose as an Imp or a minion but Goober is my specialty. The good thing about this offer is that if more than one person wants me as their imp, all they have to do is battle whoever else wants me. So, if you can manage to get me, you got me.

Posted by :Locke (Member # 2255) on :

Get your camcorder charged and your patented black StalkerSuit on. We're going to Poland, boy.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Oh man, is this the best offer I'm going to get??

Well, actually, stalking Kama IS a good option. Its just you that doesn't work into this picture. [Wink]

Well, ok then...

::puts on StalkerSuit::

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

i'm also putting together a little evil task force. think you have what it takes?

Posted by :Locke (Member # 2255) on :

Hey, stalking is evil. I think I'm kind of a subsidary to celia-brand evil.

Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :

You can be a minion of the Ice queen if you want.

Ni!

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

All depends on who wants to fight for me.

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

First of all, you're not a goober until I officially dub thee a goober, T.

Secondly, all of this Imp talk and soliciting for Imps/Imp Status began with yours truly.

It seems to me if you're going to prevent yourself from being just another cheap imitation Imp you're going to have to attach yourself to the Original Imp Solicitor and Goober Designator.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Are you willing to square off against celia, Ni, and Locke?

And if so, are you willing to do it in a ring full of jello?

And killing Locke really early?

Posted by * (Member # 4842) on :

Mmmmm...jello wrestling.

Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :

quote:
First of all, you're not a goober until I officially dub thee a goober, T.

But Toni, you have called me goober several times, and you haven't "officially dubbed" me a goober yet. [Razz]

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

Patience, little grasshopper.

T - You're missing the point.

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

T, would you like to join Rent-a-Minion©, Inc.? The pay sucks, but the schedule's flexible, and there are free drinks in the break room.

Posted by IndexCard (Member # 4585) on :

T, I'd be willing to fight for you. No matter what, I would. And I'll always be willing to fight for you. ((((T))))

Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :

I'm not a goober. I'm a "raving ego maniac."

I'd never make a good minion.

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

Hey, boys. Why not stay out of the stalking business and give the plane ticket to Poland to someone who needs it?

Posted by ^Saudade^ (Member # 175) on :

1-Nobody dismissed you.
2- You cannot quit.
3- Quitting is the equivalent of a very painful slow death.

End of briefring.

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

Saudade is part of the Florida Hatracker division. As a representative of the Central Florida office, I would first like to congratulate her on the excellent job she has done running the North Florida office.

If Saudade does decide to release T from his servitude, the Florida Hatrack division has first crack at retaining his minionhood.

T, I'm not sure where you got the idea that you could sell your services as a minion. Those services are wholly owned by Saudade to with as she pleases.

You should have read the fine print.

Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :

Exactly, Saudade.

And even if she said you COULD quit, I really don't think minions negotiate their own contracts, or are free-agents anyway.

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

Saudade, I assure you, he will die a slow and painful death for me if he works as my minion.

I don't deal well with damaged goods.

Posted by Fine Print (Member # 4843) on :

quote:
You should have read the fine print.

I second this notion.

Posted by filetted (Member # 5048) on :

Always looking for a good goober. There's a high turnover in my outfit.

Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :

Hmmm. Oldest undeleted thread here.

I'd like to head the Central Georgian Hatracker offices. I'm assembling an army to get Kathy Cox and quick.

[ February 13, 2004, 09:12 PM: Message edited by: Anthro ]

Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :

I only hire Kitchen Minions. If you like to chop onions, this is the job for you!