I would date Bob t. Lawyer in a second if I was single. He looks like a cuddler, that one. I like that. I like to be held. I like to be pampered.
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
You know, I've always been strangely attracted to BtL also, but for some strange reason, when I learned that he was neither Bob, nor a lawyer, for some reason, in my own head, I thought he was a girl and it somehow killed my flirtatious nature. Now, I just can't get it through my head the he's a he!
Where's his picture?
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
I would just like to remind everyone that there's more than enough of me to go around. Although Ralphie gets first pick Posted by Godric (Member # 4587) on :
::pokes head in thread, sniffs::
I don't like the smell of this one...
::exits::
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
I wish I knew, Kayla.
I've had a huge crush on Bob t. Lawyer since the day he signed on, but nary a photo can be found.
Though I've never seen a pic, I'm still pretty sure he's a cuddler.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Psst. Ralphie. AIM BobTLawyer and you now gogogo
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
Well, now that they're gone , maybe we should hijack this thread.
And now for something completely different....
[ July 22, 2003, 10:47 PM: Message edited by: eslaine ]
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
I'm not gone, you little goober.
I'm just trying to get the goods from BtL.
There will be no hijacking of my thread, newbie! Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
Oops.
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
i confess, i've always had a soft spot for Bob t. Lawyer myself. he's a good sort of chap. I like good sorts of chaps.
is the ralphie in parachat? or is the ralphie being elusive? illusive? ...evasive? Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
The one you should really be subjecting yourself to, eslaine, is Ralphie. Now bow. She won't eat you, but she can do far worse...
[ July 22, 2003, 11:20 PM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
I think Ralphie's picture is going to become a Hatrack staple. Kind of like Slash eating newbies and Pop's onanism-watch.
edit: i also like "Pop's Eye-On-Onanism"
[ July 22, 2003, 11:22 PM: Message edited by: Leonide ]
Posted by Feyd Baron (Member # 1407) on :
Why does he get a praise and awe thread, and I get the accusation of the century thread from you. I feel cheated (and I don't care if that thread WAS a prize).
Feyd
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
Would Pop's onanism watch have only one hand?
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
*spits raspberry iced tea all over monitor*
Posted by porcelain girl (Member # 1080) on :
moose! o_O
ralphie. i miss your firm-handed strikes to the derriere. *le sigh* it was a good kind of hurt.
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
Bloody Canadians.
Bob, we will sing proudly over your bloodied remains when Ralphie is done with you.
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
Oh, and...
Hi Pg Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
BtL, you never get to poke fun at me. Ever. Again.
You hear?
Yeah, that's right, and don't think I'll go any easier on you this weekend just because Ralphie likes you. Your ass is grass, my friend.
Speaking of which, YGM.
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
I got the goods on BtL.
He's a freaking hottie.
And he thinks I'm groovy.
I win.
(Sara - You live so close now - only an ass-smack away!)
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
o_0
I grew up with the man, and we live together whilst at school. I have never heard him mention this hypothetical grooviness of which you speak.
(Don't worry, I'm sure he loves you, I'll ask him for confirmation in person this weekend. )
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
We have plans to run off to Mexico together as soon as his hair grows back.
I won't take him without it.
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
Ah, so it's the soft curls you're after, is it? Now I understand Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
* Cries a manly cry *
I have been thwarted by that upstart BtL!
Long have I praised the one known as Ralphie, declared her greatest of the greats!
I was joyful when even I got a backhanded compliment, though my arse turned maroon!
Maroon, marooned! That my soul is on some banal tropical island full of 3rd rate reggae and cruddy rum concoctions with silly pastel umbrellas, cast as it was by the cruelty of Ralphie's whims!!
Alas and alack!
-Bok
[ July 23, 2003, 12:40 AM: Message edited by: Bokonon ]
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
There there, Bok.
I'll refrain from commenting further. I don't want to crush any more hearts tonight.
*rubs miracleGro on head*
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
I think it's kind of sad that when I hear "Miracle Gro" the first thing that pops into my mind is "Quirion Dryad."
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
I was always a big BtL fan. Then I found out he hangs around with that hooligan twinky . . .
and that made him even cooler. Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
The glorious Feyd and enchanting Bok's posts made me think of this.
"Can we have some sweet, sweet Ralphie candy?"
"You are having some sweet, sweet Ralphie candy. We're a team!"
::pause:: "Yay!"
[ July 23, 2003, 07:16 AM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
Ralphie, don't you even think about running out on me and our unborn child with Mr. Chia-Head.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
This is a BtL praise thread, but does anyone else notice 4/5ths of the posts are Ralphie-centric?
All we have learned about BtL is that he is a bald cuddler. Among the many things we've learned about Ralphie is she likes Hair Cuddlers. (Hey, little girl, I've got a hairy cuddler for you.)
That's just not polite to BtL.
BtL is always getting compared to toB (The Other Bob) which is also not polite.
The fact that he has withstood these impolite situations without qualm or complaint alone proves he is worthy of praise, of this praise thread, and of a free bottle of Rogaine.
It also proves he truly is not a lawyer, or he'd be suing our backsides.
Three Cheers to BtL, a man of pride, dignity, and a shocking sense of humor. He may not be as sexy as Bob the Builder, but hey, who is?
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
Ooooo, I'm a hooligan. Cool stuff Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
I've always loved BtL. so crunchy and juicy and it's just the best sandwich out there on the market today...oh, what's that?
nevermind.
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
Does that sandwich use those little plum tomatoes?
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
*sternly* Kira, don't you have some soul-searching to do??
*laughs* You never told me if you liked my little passion play rehearsal.
[ July 23, 2003, 11:21 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
That was a wonderful passion-play. The sad thing is, i've already played it out -- i directed my old high school's fall play last year. So it didn't scare me as much as i think you were hoping it would
and i'll search my soul when i feel like it. Today seems more like a singing and eating turkey-and-cheese on wheat bread sort of day. Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Yes, but you weren't 40 when you directed the high school play... Yeah, soul-searching is tiring. One theory of decision making is get all the facts and then distract yourself. Your unconscious mind then figures out what you need to do. Works for some, not the rest. My unconscious only demands TV, video games and Oreos, so it's no help.
[ July 23, 2003, 11:21 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
hey, cool post count. Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
::glares down nose at Morbo::
No it isn't.
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
well, it's not anymore!
on a completely un-related note, i ended up having peanut butter and jelly instead of turkey and cheese. c'est la vie.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
I like peanut butter and jelly. In fact, I think that if I were on Big Brother and I lost the food competition, I totally wouldn't care. I don't mind eating the same thing for a week at a time. In fact, back in my bachelor days I used to stretch my food budget by making like 5 days of pasta or beans or something at the beginning of the week and then just powering through it. Saves a lot of money that way.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Hmmm... this conversation seems to have drifted away from me and my coolness. Although, I suppose that's to be expected now that Ralphie has stopped posting.
Umm... I like peanut butter too! Am I cool again? Guys? Guys?
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
I thought you only liked vegan peanut butter. Hmmm? HMMMMM?
BTW, I made a rather adulatory post about you in Slash's RPG thread. Hope you don't mind.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Not after they read this quote:
quote:Well, as alcohol has never crossed my lips I don't think I have that much to add to this thread.
Bob the Lawyer
Peanut butter is just not enough to ride with the cool clique.
[ July 23, 2003, 01:03 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Heh, you're just saying that because you're intimidated by the fact that I don't need alcohol to have a good time
Wait, you mean some peanut butter isn't vegan!? *runs home to check peanut butter jar*
And twink, I read that as "adultery" post. I was trying to figure out how a post could commit adultery...
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
Don't you need a post to commit adult...nevermind.
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
oh, Zan!
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
quote: oh, Zan!
*snicker*
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Just a quick insertion here:
I'm a big fan of BTL, especially because of the "B" part.
Okay, you can all go back to your sexual innuendo and off-topic thread derailing posts.
...
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
<----- refrains from making the obvious quip about Bob's "quick insertion" Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAH MWA HAHAHA!
<insert devil horns smiley here>
Posted by Jaiden (Member # 2099) on :
*thinks Bob the Lawyer is great*
We should have a get togeather with Twinky, Pod and whomever else is in the area
---- It appears I should have read the thread a bit- I came a bit late into this discussion *laughs*
The get togeather will have nothing to do with posts, etc.
[ July 24, 2003, 10:41 AM: Message edited by: Jaiden ]
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
I would be up for such a get-together. Where would we have it? I'm currently in Toronto so it isn't all that difficult for me to get to other places courtesy of Union Station and the Greyhound terminal. Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Doing it in Toronto probably makes the most sense. There's plenty of things to do and, moreover, twinky actually has a decent amount of space at his current place. We could do it in Waterloo, since it's between London and Toronto. But I don't feel like cleaning my place. Uhhh... I mean my house is small (well, that too). And London just sucks.
Anyone else in the area?
Edit: I'd even come dressed as Bob The Builder
[ July 24, 2003, 10:59 AM: Message edited by: Bob the Lawyer ]
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
I don't suppose there's any chance of this happening before, oh, August 15 or so (but not on the 9th. The 9th is bad.)? Because I could actually make it to London, I think, if things worked out right. But I only have about a two-week time-frame during which I'll be in Michigan . . .
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
The sooner the better as far as I'm concerned. I happen to know that both BtL and myself are free this Saturday.
August 16th is bad. Very bad. Radiohead concert.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
You know *one* of us should really start a thread about this. We could do it over the long weekend?
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
Why bother with a new thread? This one seems perfectly serviceable... though I guess it isn't named right. This way only people who like you will come, and we can't have that, now, can we? Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
This Satuday doesn't work at all, what with me still being in Germany.
But next Saturday has possibilities . . .
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
Next Saturday is fine with me. In fact I may well have a house to myself if you don't mind a crazy little dog. Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Crazy little dogs are cool. But London, or even Waterloo, would be slightly easier for me to pull off than Toronto.
I need to make sure my mother didn't tell people I'd do anything that day, either . . .
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
London and Waterloo are both fine by me. Oh, and consider a new thread started.
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Dan, you big goober. Get back on AIM or I'll tell you what.
Posted by Toni (Member # 5620) on :
I think maybe Bob t. Lawyer has found better uses for his time than to chat up the ol' Ralphster.
I hope things are good for you right now, sweetie Cyber Dan. Especially since you said something about getting a new position as a TA or a new job, or something. I don't know - I wasn't really listening. But I think I caught that things were going well, and I want you to know I'm hoping they continue to. And stuff.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Things *are* going very well. I was just on AIM a second ago. But you were away, so I've no choice but to go to bed. Posted by Toni (Member # 5620) on :
I'm here now. Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
<--- is awake
...X on AIM.
[ August 19, 2021, 04:16 PM: Message edited by: twinky ]
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
CyberDan - Lemme know when you're aboot. Drop me an e-mail.
Soon. Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Can I be a pump? Maybe open-toed?
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
Man, this thread was funny. Thanks for bringing it up out of the abyss for those of us who weren't here the first time around. Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
He's alive, just massively busy. Last bit of final year and all that. I got an email from him today, though, so you may get one soonish yourself. Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Thanks, Raja. If I don't hear from him, let him know I've been thinking 'bout him, woudja?
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
Absolutely. Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
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hey twinky, I PM'd you at my site.
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Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
I can't go there from work, I suspect the filters may tag it and it's only my first week.
(Edit: And my computer is presently awaiting a replacement motherboard.)
Email me at the profile address. I can check that here.
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