I would have put this on the "Its sacrilicious" thread, but I don't think many people would believe me on this if I did. So, I decided to create a new thread, which fully explains what happened. I don't know if you all know this, but currently I am working at a call center for AOL. The following, of course, is part of a prank call.
At around Midnight, I got a call from God.
"Hello, thank you for calling America Online, my name is Nathan, are you calling to set up your free trial of America Online."
"Nope. I just have a..."
"Ok, once again my name is Nathan, can I have your name please?"
"I am the Almight God."
"Ok God, could you tell me a little about why you are calling?"
"I have come to get you to repent." (you think God would have a better sentence)
"Ok, could you tell me a little more about that problem." (since this is part of the script, and I didn't really want to hang up just yet, I thought it appropriate)
"Well... Nathan, did you say?"
"Yep"
"Nathan! You have commited adultry and other deadly sins!"
"Really now?"
"YES!"
"Well, God, if I promise to repent, can I set you up with a 2 month free trial?"
"No thanks, I'm not interested in AOL."
God enjoys calling up AOL to bring souls unto Him, but he just isn't interested in a 2 month free trial. And in any case, he already had an account. God's AOL screen name involves the word young, a misspelling of love and a number.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Maybe He's just upset because you only get 1080 hours in which to use up your 1045 free hours.
Posted by Caleb Varns (Member # 946) on :
"I'm afraid I'll have to transfer you to our complaints department."
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
Every post in this thread is comedy gold.
You should have asked him if he wanted to be put through to Lucifer. We all know Lucifer works with AOL
Posted by Lucifer Morningstar (Member # 3274) on :
He is always signing up for the free trials and then cancelling before He has to pay me.
:: shakes fist::
One day You'll pay!
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I suppose I got off lucky. The girl next to me, after we clocked out, complain of a guy who called up saying "Oh... your voice is so... sexy... oh... I'm stroking it... oh... oh.."
Although, I could have had fun with that one, I think.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
By telling him about the...?
Posted by Caleb Varns (Member # 946) on :
By putting him through to a conference call with God, of course.
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
If he was God, why did he have to ask about your name?
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Posted by EllenM (Member # 5447) on :
800 numbers staffed through the night are irresistible to broke perverts and lonely prophets
[ August 04, 2003, 02:15 PM: Message edited by: EllenM ]
Posted by Feyd Baron (Member # 1407) on :
And here I thought he was calling you about flipping so many people off lately. Or at least flipping a few people off many times...
Feyd Baron, DoC
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Well, since the merger to Time/Warner, AOL has been spreading a bit of Hell everywhere.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
God is here to teach us all a lesson. Obviously we were ignorant of the fact that not only is Nathan married, he's cheating on his wife!!
Shame on you, T...
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I felt like bumping an old thread, because I've never done it before. So I chose this one.
Does Mack know about this, Nathan?
Dagonee
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
*nostalgia*
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
For me, it's ancient history, not nostalgia.
Posted by Anti-Christ (Member # 5714) on :
For ME, everything is ancient history.
Not to mention He often prank calls in the middle of the night... ~_~
[ July 10, 2004, 01:43 AM: Message edited by: Anti-Christ ]
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Heh. I killed this thread. (memories)
Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
Ryuko, not trying to do it again, are you ?
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Meh. It might happen. (shifty)
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Bah, it wasn't even creative.
You expect people manning AOL call centers to be used to much worse.
-Trevor
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
"Now if it had been collect, that would have been funny."
[ July 10, 2004, 10:42 AM: Message edited by: Dagonee ]
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
Did "God" know about the goatee?
Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :
I think that may have been me.
Tell me, did the guy who called have a really sexy voice?