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Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

You're like the little brother I'm glad I don't have to claim, but can still slap on the top of the head as I walk by.

For all the time I've taken such immense pleasure in slapping you on the top of the head, giving you wedgies in my mind and bossing you around using all the clout I can muster to turn people into Jon Boy-torturing minions, this thread's for you.

::slaps Jon Boy on the top of the head::

[ August 14, 2003, 02:31 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

Where's that flicking machine?

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

Grabs popcorn and watches the fun begin. [Laugh]

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 5531) on :

Which Jon Boy? I just want to be sure.

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

Wow. Not even the promise of beating up on him can save a Jon Boy thread.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

If Jon is your "younger brother" of sorts and I'm his "younger brother" of sorts.... dare I ask what is going to happen to me?

Oh well, who cares. I don't see a "beat up on T_Smith" thread, so I can only assume I am in the clear.

::thwaps Jon Boy::

Posted by Jon Boy Must Be Stopped (Member # 4828) on :

Aw, come on, you guys. Be nice.

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

Hey! I'm just eating my popcorn and minding my own business!

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

I'm only looking for the flicking machine. I didn't say I was going to use it. 0:)

Posted by Jon Boy Must Be Stopped (Member # 4828) on :

Everyone's always in such a hurry to beat up on Jon Boy.

It makes me very sad. [Frown]

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

Ultimately, JBMBS, it's a tribute thread.

I couldn't possibly say, "Jon Boy has recently gotten funnier, and since I'm usually so mean to him I'm going to take this thread to voice my appreciation for his improved timing and humor." So, I'm slapping him on the back of the head. Which essentially does the same thing.

At least, it did in my household.

<--- was very abused and tortured growing up, hence knows she is loved.

[ August 14, 2003, 03:37 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]

Posted by Alucard... (Member # 4924) on :

Anyone been through the paddy-whacker machine?

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

Ralphie, I've always been this funny. You've just been so blinded by your own glory that you never noticed.

T_Smith: Just remember that whatever happens to the older brother happens to the younger brother, except more frequently and more painfully. It's all part of the sibling food chain.

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

I think he's a little bit bitter.

Silly Jon Boy. Ralphie sees all.

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

::slaps Jon Boy on the back of the head again::

Okay, well, at any rate - you've recently (in my estimation) gotten funnier. [Smile]

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

Well, of COURSE I'm a little bitter. But at least Ralphie has the maturity to admit that she actually appreciates me, even if she doesn't have the maturity to express it in a positive, constructive way.

And so the cycle of abuse continues.

*slaps T on the back of the head*

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Something tells me I should get a little brother...

But then again, I'm already apparently the dubbed "Younger Brother of Hatrack" so theres not much I can do.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

::walks up to thread::

Hey, good-lookin'. Where you been all my life?

::flick, flick, flick:::

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

yay! it's been found!