Wunder Twyn Powerz, Aktivat!
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Zan, how will we know if you have spelled that correctly?
Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :
Don't make me take the form of a high pressure stream of water and knock you on your can.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Zan, my can is so big, it would be more like a Weeble wobbling, then popping upright again, no matter how strong the stream of water.
Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :
Form of a sheet of ice!
Anyone want to go skating?
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
*has ice skating phobia*
Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :
I think you need to elaborate on that one. You're not scared of ice in your drink, are you?
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
um, no, i'm not afraid of ice. just ice skating. something about strapping dull blades onto clumsy people and encouraging them to move at high velocities.
i just fear that i will lose my balance and someone will cut off one of my fingers. you don't even have to be that heavy to pull it off.
i *love* watching hockey. but watching is as close as i'll get to any ice rink.
Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :
Zan says "It is not a surprising thing that celia likes the violent sport of hockey."
(yeah, I know, crappy superhero, crappy sayings)
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Great Dobie!
(You just lost one due to the absence of a link )
I took a girl to an ice rink on a first date, where she cut off a little boy's finger while skating backward. Even though the rest of the date went really well, she never wanted to go out with me again.
*indignant*
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :
Did anyone else think about the fact that Icarus moved on to marrying someone who fantasizes about being an assasin?
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
I just bought roller blades this week. I haven't tried them out yet, but I can ice skate reasonably - can go forward without falling, can go backwards slowly, can do a few awkward spins - and I thought this would be fun.
Can I do spins in roller blades? Oh great Zan, what say ye?
Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :
Zan say "Stay near grassy area when doing spins, unless dog poop nearby."
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Everybody always told me rollerblading was just like ice skating . . . I was a great ice skater, but I never got comfortable on rollerblades. There are no pebbles, hills, cars, etc. in an ice rink. My rollerblades are in the closet, unused for five or six years.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I'm sorry but of all super heros I've ever seen, Zan has to be the wussiest most useless superhero ever. Next to Robin.
"Form of ice" "Form of water" "Form of rain" "Form of jello"
See, just doesn't really accomplish much.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Form of bump!!
Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :
T_Smith, for all of my clumsiness in my days with the Justice League, I never once fell out of a van trying to get away from a giggling girl armed with a water gun - not one single time.
Come over here, T.
Form of an avalanche! Posted by Captain Obvious (Member # 4486) on :
He's got a good point, T.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Arch Enemies of Zan.
10) The Purloining Plumber. 9) The Dark Zamboni-man. 8) The Yellow Raincoat Brigade. 7) Camelman. 6) John the Flushing Fiend 5) Particle Man ("Does he get wet, or does the water get him?) 4) Captain Salty (and the Brine of Doom) 3) Sara Sahara 2) Gleek (working deep undercover for Gorilla City)
And the number 1 arch enemy of Zan the WOnder Twin:
Sponge Bob Square Pants Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :
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