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Posted by @Ease (Member # 3066) on :

I'm sure there are people in your life that you'd dearly love to thump, but can't. (Dang social norms!) Here's the next best thing. For a low, low $19.95, you too can SMACK someone with a big ugly SLUG.

A satisfied customer writes:
Dear SFAWNAS-
My sister Joanie had decided it's time to divide my father's estate. Never mind that he is very much alive!

After you sent her that SLUG, she seemed almost human.

Thanks SFAWNAS!

Joanie, this SLUG'S for you

[ August 26, 2003, 01:59 AM: Message edited by: @Ease ]

Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :

Sorry to tell you, but it's been done. However, I give you a Dobie rating of:

[Big Grin]

(2/5)

For effort.

Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :

Bump in honor of Dobie Day!

Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :

Telpy, honey, getting a little over-eager here?

Hey, anyone got a good way to get rid of snails and slugs from the garden without using beer? What with me being LDS and the big hairy bloke I'm living with being Muslim, neither of us likes dealing with alcohol (and he can't have it in the house or touch it or, you know. That stuff.)

And please, don't say diatomaceous earth. I don't know if I can even get that here. I'll be looking, I know about it, but does it exist here, or is it only a western construct? Only time will tell . . .

Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :

Me? NEVER!
[Wink]