Hatrack River Forum: Hatrackian Ten Commandments

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Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

1. Thou shalt have no more Bob's before thee. Three is enough.

2. Thou shalt not have unto thee repeating threads or any likeness of anything that is already on Hatrack, or has been on Hatrack. That's why we have a search option.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of Bob in vain, or at least without saying "lol" right after it.

4. Remember the pirate day and to keep it funny.

5. Honor our host and the other members by following the forum rules, and respecting him and the other posters that thy hatrack days may be long and plentiful.

6. Thou shalt not kill a thread repeatedly.

7. Thou shalt not commit to poultry.

8. Thou shalt not steal other people work and claim that it is yours.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor (new members), and thou shalt be kind to thy neighbors (new members).

10. Thou shalt not covet the last post .

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

Nathan, those are excellent. [Smile]

Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :

Now if we could just have them sculpted into a 5,000+ lb butt-ugly statue. To make it truly Hatrackian, the Supreme court could then tell us we must remove the ugly statue and we could debate it as it relates to abortion, same-sex marriage, and the value and/or validity of religion. [Smile]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Abortion? Same sex marriages? Religion?

Geez, I'm deeper than I thought I was.

Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :

[Sleep]

Last post!!!

[ September 09, 2003, 02:45 AM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Ryuko, you now have to talk to Mother_Teresa for forgiveness and say 10 [Hail]

Ralphies.

Posted by porcelain girl (Member # 1080) on :

i concur, those were truly clever and amusing, nathan.

Posted by BelladonnaOrchid (Member # 188) on :

Extremely cute. Same said for actual Ten Commandments.

Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :

It's Mother_Toretha, not Mother_Teresa. Get it straight, man!

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Cute? [Smile]

Why ::dramatic sexy pause:: thank you.

Now, if only I could get this stupid digital camera to work...

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

I shall now call you Moses.

Moses with pixie wings, that is.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

And booblets. Don't forget... the booblets.

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

Is it strange that T's "sexy pause" post turned me on?

It's a post for pete's sake!

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

The booblets will turn you right back off, don't worry.

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Booblets or not, this thread will be a good replacment to the "Newbies, Hey, Newbies! Look in here" thread!

Cool and humorous. [Big Grin]

Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :

MMMmmm...poultry... ::Homeric drooling trance::

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Informative Bump! [Cool]

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

You know, when I was skimming this just now, I thought that pooka's "::Homeric drooling trance:: " read "::Homoerotic drooling trance::", which really puts an entirely different spin on the post.

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

o_0

Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :

quote:
. . . which really puts an entirely different spin on the post.

Funny, that's never quite how I imagined it....

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

[Big Grin]

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

bump!

Posted by Mother_Toretha (Member # 3943) on :

ok. 100 rounds of the rosary for YOU, T_Smith, and don't you DARE forget MY holy name again! [Grumble]

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Jeez! it's Mother_Toretha!

[Eek!]

Cheese It!!! [Eek!]

::runs away::

Posted by suntranafs (Member # 3318) on :

Yeah, those were pretty good T, but I think I'm going to heck. How does one not kill threads? [Frown]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

How about by leaving an open ended conversation for someone.

Or, if you feel like you just in fact killed the discussion, just say one of the above posters is completely wrong, and don't give an explanation of why. That always gets a response.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

I propose an eleventh:

Thou shalt not confuse saxon75 for Storm Saxon, nor vice versa, nor shalt thou think that they are the same person.

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

I'll second that! Good idea saxon!

[Edited for the purposes of blatant lying over on SakeRiver]

[ October 02, 2003, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

[Smile]

You're so smart, Saxy.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

quote:
I'll second that! Good idea Storm!

Yeah, you just keep that up.

Oh, look, I haven't posted yesterday's game activity to the archive yet.

Ah, no big rush.

::continues Hatracking::

[ October 02, 2003, 12:55 PM: Message edited by: saxon75 ]

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

I guess mine was too subtle.

Or else saxon74 has decided to ignore the torture attempts - I knew it could only work the first few hundred times anyway.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

No, I noticed, I just don't have anything with which to easily torture you in return.

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :

Pop, maybe I just have an over-active imagination, but that was brutally funny.

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

::Officially and courtiously withdraws comments confusing Mike with Storm Saxon, apologizes profusely, if insincerely::

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

::shameless bump::

Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :

Is it proof of Alzheimer's that I saw this thread title and though "huh, I've never seen THAT before" and proceed to read it and find that I have even replied to it before. [Wall Bash]

Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :

[Laugh]

pooka!

that's great- perfect!

Posted by BelladonnaOrchid (Member # 188) on :

Wow...I was just reading along thinking this was a new thread, to find that I'd already posted on it...

NEARLY ONE YEAR AGO!

Come on, Nathan, that was the most shameless *bump* I've ever seen.

If this is Alzheimers, it is the first ever case of mass Alzheimers.

(Edit: I before E except when spelling Alzheimers.)

[ August 03, 2004, 10:31 PM: Message edited by: BelladonnaOrchid ]

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

It isn't althimezers is you are TRYING to forget something.... [Big Grin]

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

*palms altoids tin and wonders what everyone's on about*

*looks around*

Posted by alath (Member # 6150) on :

hmm, altoids? what kind?

EDIT: As for the actual commandments, having missed the thread the first time, it made me smile. [Smile]

[ August 04, 2004, 01:45 AM: Message edited by: alath ]

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

The link on #10 needs to be changed as the old thread no longer exists.

Posted by Occasional (Member # 5860) on :

How DARE you post a Ten Commandments! I'm suing. [Mad]