This is only my second day here and I've already become a minion (minionette), grand minion, and great-grand minion. I have also been assigned a ballerina costume and horns, but that's not a bad deal considering my evil master has wings and booblets . . . I mean all hail T_Smith I got a lesson on Ralphie Luv from the woman herself in chat last night, and I was also almost mistaken for Icarus - but I hear that's a good thing because Icarus is cool.
Seems like a good start to me Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
Wow. This girl is on her way.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Kevin, is that you?
Posted by pajeba (Member # 5656) on :
Morbo, are you talking to me? I'm a girl... Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
Not a shabby start. Now all you need is some ice cream.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Welcome to the forum! I have lots of fun here.
I was just making a joke. Read this thread and you'll know about as much as I do about the Cedrios/Kevin/Duragon fandango.
Somebody accused me of being Kevin/Cedrios when I started, thought I'd pass it on, like a hazing ritual.
[ September 14, 2003, 10:47 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
I got fangs and a tshirt the same time pajaba got all her good stuff. And I insisted on being called a minionette.
all hail T_Smith
[ September 14, 2003, 10:56 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
It's something like a fraternity witch hunt, really.
Anyway, I talked to my agency, and they said they'd think about the dental plan for you guys.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
sweetness... wait a minute, they'd 'think' about it?
[ September 14, 2003, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I'll get back to you on that, fangy. Now... go do my bidding and get me a chocolate doughnut.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
being your minionette didn't entail menial tasks. And I want my invisible braces covered. These fangs aren't gonna come cheap.
But here's your doughnut. I was just being nice.
[ September 15, 2003, 12:05 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by pajeba (Member # 5656) on :
aha, Morbo. Actually, I have been lurking 'round here for a while, and have already read "both" of those threads
So, now that I have survived the hazing, am I "in"?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
You're my minion. You're in when I say you're in. And until further notice... you're in.
Posted by pajeba (Member # 5656) on :
*whew* I was worried there for a second...
Posted by ak (Member # 90) on :
<gives pajeba a homemade chocolate chip cookie and pats her on the head> I just love all my grandminions and greatgrandminions! They're so cute! Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
quote:. . . and I was also almost mistaken for Icarus - but I hear that's a good thing because Icarus is cool.
::ears turn red::
I sense an interesting story here somewhere . . .
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
... it was nothing too interesting, it's just that her wings started to melt off.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
As far as I say, you're "in." Just "watch it" with the excessive "quotation marks," is all. Posted by pajeba (Member # 5656) on :
Icarus-not a terribly interesting story-When I was in chat, some people missed my introduction, and when it was mentioned that I was only a lowly n00b someone said they would have pegged me for Icarus.
Morbo-"ok" Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
You can re-consider your T_Smith miniondom at any time. I'm currently looking for kitchen wenches to join my employ. And I PAY my underlings.
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
Did someone mention money? Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Annie: You offer dental?
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
Sorry - that's a little too high risk in the ice cream industry.
Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :
I thought a minionette was a dance. We're dancing on the forum now? Cool. Almost as cool as Icarus.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Annie, back off. According to the rules and regulation for Minionship and Minionetteship, once I claimed them as my minion, they are mine until the trial period ends. They can have their freedom Nov. 21st. Until then, they are mine and will do as I tell them. Those are the laws established by my Mistriss's, Mistriss's, Mistress.
Posted by pajeba (Member # 5656) on :
*fine print*
oh, and ak, thanks for the cookies, I missed that earlier
[ September 15, 2003, 12:53 AM: Message edited by: pajeba ]
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Sorry, T. I should be more grateful to be your minionette.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.--Tom Waits?
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
And people wonder why Hatrack Chat scares me.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
If I'm reading this right, my minion trial period ended on June 30. I guess that makes me a free agent, then. Which is probably a good thing, since I got my own disciple only four weeks later.