I've talked it over with myself, and I have decided to protest the war by sitting in my bed all day eating popcorn and poptarts. I refuse to get out of bed until there is peace in the world. So, until then, I'm going to be sitting in my bed and you guys will just have to deal with me sitting in my bed all day. Heck, I'm not even getting out of my pajama's.
And to those who doubt I can sit in my bed all day, let me tell you something: I think I have enough desire for peace that I can suffer and sit in my bed all day.
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
Hah!!! got ya beat. I ain't wearin' no pajamas.
Posted by John Lennon (Member # 5453) on :
Running around naked doesn't compare to sitting in your bed in terms of protesting.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
Tell me, John, now that you've tried it both ways: is it better with or without Yoko?
[ September 15, 2003, 09:01 AM: Message edited by: TomDavidson ]
Posted by John Lennon (Member # 5453) on :
Tom, I feel like I've got to level with my fans. Ever since that "lost weekend" I've come to realize that Yoko was really just a huge pain in the butt. In fact, I recently wrote a song about it, but I'm not at liberty to discuss it.
But I can say it goes to the tune of Help! and you can constantly find me rhyming Yoko with Joko.
But it's much better to protest for peace when you don't have some foreign artist scaring away your publicity.