So that the post beneath make sense. the original title was "Pat Hate"
[ September 16, 2003, 05:30 PM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
You, HDD, have become my new nemesis.
I now adore Pat. But you I must strike down with all of my hatred.
Posted by Pat Must Be Stopped (Member # 5170) on :
And your journey toward the Dark Side will be complete!
Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
Ralphie-I welcome the challange.
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Good.
I like to snipe. Look out for inauspicious windows in tall buildings.
Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
That would be an exellent shot. Oregon to Arizona.
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
You seem more kranky than usual today, HDD.
Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
Kayla-Bad day. I probably should change this to my old favorite of insult HDD day.
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
Hope it gets better soon.
But at least your wife didn't start a sentence with "I don't want to scare you." Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
If she started the conversation with that it would end not with a heart attack but that she was pregnant.
Posted by Youth ap Orem (Member # 5582) on :
I'm pregnant with HDD's love child!
Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
Sorry, Youth, I don't swing that way. But hey thanks for the compliment.
Someone already tried to convince my wife that I had fathered a child with another women. She laughed at them.
Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :
I'm here to declare that HDD is not only 27 percent gay, but that his brother is one-third gay.
So, in other words, he swings that way 27 percent of the time.
Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
Patrick, they say with age the first to go is your memory. I got a 19% and even your lowest was not that low.
Posted by Youth ap Orem (Member # 5582) on :
You two combined make over 50% homosexual. Does that increase your chances of you both being lovers? Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
Um, no,not only would we have to be Homosexual, which we are not, not that there is anything wrong with that, but we would have to be into incest.
Pat's my brother.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
I thought Pat was a woman! Posted by Youth ap Orem (Member # 5582) on :
Who's the better looking brother?
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Do we really need to clutter the front page with this garbage?
Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :
Shut up, Bob.
And yes, HDD is my brother, but I'm not the one who was 1/3 gay. That was Mark. Not me.
Seriously.
[ September 16, 2003, 09:10 PM: Message edited by: Pat ]
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Hey, this is the insult HDD thread, not the insult BtL thread! What better way to insult a man than insult his ideas?
Sheesh.
Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :
Oh, you see, I'll will now invoke the "It's my birthday and I can do and say anything I want" rule.
So, deal with it.
Posted by Youth ap Orem (Member # 5582) on :
HDD is stinky.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Yo, yo, yo It's your birthday. Something something something, You'll find me in the club something something something You're a wankster?
<---- suddenly realizes that he's not hip
Posted by Youth ap Orem (Member # 5582) on :
I hope you are a good lawyer cause 50 cent is gonna sue you for that.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
But I'm street! I'm keeping it real. Dawg. Fight the power. Word to your mother. S'up G? Uh huh.
Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
Bob-keep your day job.
(that rates with the stinky comment.)
Posted by Lime (Member # 1707) on :
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Hope it gets better soon. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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