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Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Look out to your horizon and realize that it's not oppurtunity, it's just more dirt.

Help me, I'm trapped in a Japanese Factory.

That wasn't duck.

Don't worry about what's out there, worry about what's going on in here.

If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.

Bad luck and misfortune will follow you for the rest of your days.

Fortune hazy, try again later.

True love is right around the corner, driving a semi. You better watch out.

Good things come to those who wait is a lie. Sieze the day.

Bathroom: take a right, 2nd door on the left.

Hi, I'm an editor.

Love will set you free, but it won't pay for this dinner. Your Bill: 40 dollars.

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

quote:
True love is right around the corner, driving a semi. You better watch out.

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

[ROFL]

Fortune cookies are always wrong, though.
I got one one time that said something like "you will be rich".
Pshht...yeah right.

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

It didn't say WHEN.

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

oooh...that's right! [Big Grin]

*rubs hands together greedily*
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :

There's one I've only seen once, and I wasn't the one who was lucky enough to get it:

"Opportunity only knocks once.
Trouble is more persistent."

[Smile]

Posted by MaydayDesiax (Member # 5012) on :

My friends and I always read our fortune cookies out loud and laugh hysterically at them. In the restaurant. (People really don't like that...)

Although the day before I went to PC, all my friends and I went out and had (really greasy) Chinese, and my fortune cookie said, "Love is just around the corner."

Hmn... [Eek!]

That's kind of scary, now that I think about it.

[Edit: For those of you who do not know, PC is where I met my fiancee]

[ October 25, 2003, 02:05 AM: Message edited by: MaydayDesiax ]

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

I adore the type of people you can meet on PCs. [Smile]

*knowing grin* [Kiss]

Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :

"Society prepares the crime. The criminal merely commits it".

I really got this in a cookie once. Though I did not have the insight to then leave the restaurant without paying. It would have been SUWEEET to present that as evidence to the judge.

Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :

Mmmm, cookie

::drool::

Posted by StigLarson (Member # 5579) on :

Victories are transient. Its how we boast afterwards that makes the minor success of today into the past glory of tomorrow.

Posted by Javert (Member # 3076) on :

I once got one that said "These underpants inspected by #36."

......I chose not to eat that cookie.