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Hold my headgear while I kiss your girlfriend

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...this could work for the chess club too...
 

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Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
 
I didn't think guys in the Chess club had girlfriends.

My father-in-law bought my wife a cute Gumby T-Shirt. It was all green and basically, gumby's face filling the entire shirt.

He didn't realize where the eyes were placed on the shirt until she wore it once when he was around. He turned beat red.

Let us simply say that Gumby was in 3-D, and his eyes were bulging.
 

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Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
 
I bought my friend this T-shirt. She was at a point in her life where she really needed it.

Front: Your village called
Back: Their idiot is missing

AJ
 

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Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
 
I have a t-shirt that says "You're just jealous that the voices talk to me."

[ November 07, 2003, 02:40 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]
 

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Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
 
My best tshirt to date has a dashed line box and says "Your Ad Here"
 

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Posted by beatnix19 (Member # 5836) on :
 
I am a teacher and last year was laid off due to district financial problems. During that time I saw, and wish I had bought, the absolute greatest t-shirt for anyone who has a degree they can't use.

"All the years and dollars I have spent on my education amount to this... May I take your order please."
 

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Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
 
"I have decided to put myself in charge"

"I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right."

"I see stupid people reading this shirt."

"MARINES- When it absolutely positively has to be destroyed overnight."

"You say phsyco like its a bad thing."

[ November 07, 2003, 05:17 PM: Message edited by: Rhaegar The Fool ]
 

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Posted by Maccabeus (Member # 3051) on :
 
Beatnix, where can I order one of those?
 

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Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
 
I want one of these.
 

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Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
 
"Work sucks. I need the bucks."
 

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Posted by Yebor1 (Member # 1380) on :
 
The t's I own

Lead me not to temptation i can get there myself

The only way to get rid of temptation is to get rid of it

got time?

deja vu been there done that

sponge bob t shirt "im lost please take me home with you"

does the word duh mean anything to you

stop pretending ya dont want me

if you think this is funny you should look in the mirror

On the front
I look forward to speaking with you
on the back
sorry i missed you again



[ November 07, 2003, 05:28 PM: Message edited by: Yebor1 ]
 

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Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :
 
I once saw a funny one in Florida:
"Your trailer park called. They're missing their trash".
 

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Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :
 
"Keep staring, I might do a trick"

"I'm out of bed what more do you want?"

"I know I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me."

My friend has one that says something about I'm kidnapping myself with a million dollar ransom. You'll have to pay me if you ever want to see me again. It's worded much funnier than that.
 

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Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Dude, it's anatomically impossible to lick your own elbow.

*waits for people to finish trying it*

What'd I tell you!
 

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Posted by Black Mage (Member # 5800) on :
 
My life ambition is to be a bad example.

Seen on a girl's shirt:
I'm your girlfriend's pimp.
Where's my money?
 

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Posted by MaydayDesiax (Member # 5012) on :
 
My younger brother has one that's camo and says, "HA! You can't see me now!"

At the moment, I'm wearing one that got a comment at dinner in the Union:
"Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise"

A few others:
"The flying hampsters of doom rain coconuts on your pitiful city"
"People who are different change the world. People who are the same keep it that way."
"You laugh because I am differnt. I laugh because you're all the same."
(My roommate and I actually both have that same shirt, and get a kick out of wearing it when we go out together.)
An Invader ZIM shirt: "YOU SPEAK CRAZINESS!"

And I did get my fiancee a 'Don't Panic' shirt for his birthday.
 

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Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
 

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I didn't think guys in the Chess club had girlfriends.

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The tshirt said "Hold my headgear while I kiss your girlfriend", the chess guys didn't have to have girlfriends they could steal other peoples'
 

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Posted by A Rat Named Dog (Member # 699) on :
 
Some of these back/front jokes remind me of this thing they do on a local radio station. They call it "Thirty-minute dirty jokes". Basically, there's a law that stipulates that they can tell filthy jokes on the air, so long as the language is clean, the punchline is separated from the setup by half an hour, and neither half of the joke is offensive on its own.

So they tell the setup, and if you stay tuned for half an hour, you get to hear the punch.
 

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Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
There are plenty of Chess-club members who wear headgear. It's just that it's the dental kind not the sporting kind.
 

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Posted by Roland (Member # 5370) on :
 
665

Neighbor of the Beast.
 

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Posted by Dead_Horse (Member # 3027) on :
 
As a teenager, I had a green one with pictures of nuts and bolts and the words "I'm Mechanically Inclined...I Screw Up Everything." Pretty lame, but I intentionally had it pressed onto the shirt upside down. Still lame? Oh, well.
 

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