Hatrack River Forum: Boxers or briefs?

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Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

[Confused]

Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :

[No No]

answer?

neither.

do I really need to explain that one?

[Wave]

Posted by fiazko (Member # 5812) on :

speedos. definitely speedos.

Posted by Wonko The Sane (Member # 2945) on :

[Hail]

Posted by msquared (Member # 4484) on :

Boxers

msquared

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

I came in here looking for a thread about Tyson vs Holyfield, and maybe newscasters.

What's wrong with you people????

[Eek!]

Posted by beatnix19 (Member # 5836) on :

Boxer breifs ... the best of both worlds.

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

It's all fugu's fault.

[No No]

Posted by Peter (Member # 4373) on :

Boxers, definitly boxers [Big Grin]

Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :

boxers. all the way. every day.

Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :

boxer briefs!

Posted by slacker (Member # 2559) on :

boxers

Posted by Ron Lambert (Member # 2872) on :

Is that for men or women?

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

Ask fugu [Mad]

Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :

Edible panties

Posted by Javert (Member # 3076) on :

Briefs. To quote Cosmo Kramer: "My boys need a house!"

[Evil Laugh]

Posted by luthe (Member # 1601) on :

boxers.

Posted by Tzadik (Member # 5825) on :

boxers.

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

*sigh*

[Roll Eyes]

Posted by Mephistopheles (Member # 3250) on :

boxers (today: paisley)

It seems that boxers have it.

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

Boxers.

Speedos in the swimming pool.

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Boxers normally beat briefs in a fair fight, brief's being nothing but paper. The best boxer in the world, though, can be downed by the right legal briefs--as in Mike Tyson being found Guilty of oh, so many things.

Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :

::pats Kama::

There, there. [Smile]

Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :

quote:
neither.

do I really need to explain that one?

Yet more evidence: Myr is horny and in need of lovin'.

[ December 09, 2003, 01:15 PM: Message edited by: narrativium ]

Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :

quote:
Yet more evidence: Myr is horny and in need of lovin'

Is that because of my edible panties?

Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :

to quote jerry "Your boys should stay in THEIR neighborhood"

Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :

Boxer-briefs.
I agree with Twinky, speedo's in the pool are good. Less drag when you race. [Smile]

Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :

So does this have anything to do with gift exchange?

Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :

Boxer-briefs for everything except walking around the house, for that you need boxers. (I should just learn to put some pants on, but that would take time.)

Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :

Boxers. They leave more to the imagination.

Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :

Boxers. [Big Grin]

Not for me of course. Unless I'm sleeping.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Is anyone else curious as to why Kama would be asking this? If she knew what kind of underwear I wore, what sort of negative effects would that have on myself? This could be very harmful to me, if someone ever decided to give me a wedgie.

Think about it. Mack gets ticked off at me. She wants to give me a wedgie. She looks at this thread. *BAM* She already knows what to expect, causing her to have more focus and attention to the whole lifting process, and I just can't afford that.

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

*smacks T*

No, you wouldn't have any idea why I'm asking this... [Mad]

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

quote:
Think about it. Mack gets ticked off at me. She wants to give me a wedgie. She looks at this thread. *BAM* She already knows what to expect, causing her to have more focus and attention to the whole lifting process, and I just can't afford that.

T, you're actually really funny. [Smile]

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

For the guys, boxer-briefs. Sleek and mystique.

For chicks, raw silk ballet wear. Textured, warm, and sensual. "I'm not even trying" trumps overkill any day.

$0.02, thank you very much. [Wink]

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

Boxers or briefs...why does no one ever mention bikinis?
err...maybe I shouldn't have mentioned it...

Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :

quote:
No, you wouldn't have any idea why I'm asking this...

Speaking of which, I think it's high time fugu put in his two cents.

[Razz]

@ narr

Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :

Generally speaking, I'm a briefs sort of guy.

Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :

The problem with speedos is that you have to have a chiseled, high-performance body to wear them.

I, uh, don't go swimming much. [Razz]

Boxer-briefs. The security of the briefs with the freedom of the boxers.

Ooh baby, ooh baby.

Posted by Paercival (Member # 1408) on :

boxer briefs - far superior to anything else out there

Posted by Mephistopheles (Member # 3250) on :

What about a chiseled, All terrain body does that rate speedos?

Posted by Maccabeus (Member # 3051) on :

I never have figured out why the looseness of boxers is supposed to be a selling point. I have had to wear slightly oversized briefs at times (long story) when my proper-sized ones ran out, and they were saggy, bunchy, and generally very annoying.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Oh, and in case anyone was wondering: thong.

There, now people won't be surprised when giving me wedgies.

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

T, a thong IS a wedgie. [Wink]

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

No, but it's going to be a lot more painful for YOU. [Wink]

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

Hmmm...I think this thread really needs to die now...

Posted by Frameshifter (Member # 2967) on :

This is a question of great importence, I am sure that socrates, einstein, fermi, newton, etc. all spend an inordinate amount of time deep in contemplation of this very issue.

Boxers, the boys gotta be free baby.

Boxer briefs are the bastard child of some demented mad man.

Posted by suntranafs (Member # 3318) on :

Ah, you fools! Anyone who has ever done any athletics should know that briefs are infinitely superior.

Posted by Valentine014 (Member # 5981) on :

When asked the same question via MSN Messenger, fellow HTer, BobbyK, responds:

I am Enlightened NoRToN says:
heh, im a brief guy myslef
I am Enlightened NoRToN says:
like a firm foundation

Interesting..... [Laugh]

BobbyK

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

Boxer briefs are the sexiest.

There can be no more discussion.

Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :

*runs out to buy boxer briefs*

Posted by Frameshifter (Member # 2967) on :

quote:
Ah, you fools! Anyone who has ever done any athletics should know that briefs are infinitely superior.

This, ahem, problem was the reason the assless wonder, the jock strap, was created for.

Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :

BOY I'm glad Ralphie approves of the way I gird my loins.

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

I hate you fugu.

Posted by Wussy Actor (Member # 5937) on :

I thought this was a family friendly forum. All this talk about the girding of loins, housing of boys, and strapping of jocks is making me uncomfortable. Besides, everyone knows you can’t beat a good loincloth for comfort.

Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :

I hate me too, Kama. I hate me too.

Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :

"...why does no one ever mention bikinis?"

Cuz real women wear boxers.
And (crank up the volume)
dudes look kinda weird

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

quote:
I thought this was a family friendly forum. All this talk about the girding of loins, housing of boys, and strapping of jocks is making me uncomfortable. Besides, everyone knows you can’t beat a good loincloth for comfort.

You should see the threads on shaving nether regions and the best way to strap up the wumbly-jumblies.

Wait - have we had a thread on strapping up wumbly-jumblies? I think a certain forum has been slipping...

Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :

I believe Kama knows a way to get a thread like that started [Wink]

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

Not gonna happen. I'm not tricked into this again [Razz]

Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :

So says you... [Big Grin]

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

Thus far, no one has mentioned nary a dingle.

Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :

Well mack, remember how I said I was generally a briefs kind of guy? Well, I'm not always a briefs kind of guy, and I'm never an <insert item for item in possible_non_briefs_underwear> kind of guy.

Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :

As you all know, I'm a big fan of the Emperor's line of invisible boxer briefs.

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

I'm certainly not going to mention that Frisco's got nary a dingle.

Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :

Oww, my pride.

Posted by Jeffrey Getzin (Member # 1972) on :

If I were stepping into a ring with Mike Tyson, I'd want boxers. If I were stepping into a courtroom, I'd want briefs.

Jeff

Posted by Jeffrey Getzin (Member # 1972) on :

Oh drat, someone already beat me to that pun.

*sulk*