I know we've all talked about silly labels before, but some of these truly are priceless.
It really makes you wonder about the intelligence of the general population when you see warning labels like those.
My personal favorite is: An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter cautions, "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks."
Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
On a tube of Preparation H, it says not to be taken internally, or something like that. You know the only reason it does is because some idiot ate the stuff.
He probably sued the company.
Posted by BYuCnslr (Member # 1857) on :
Go stupid people! You all just increase my viability on the future job market! Go and walk into those Helicopter rotors! Satyagraha
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
quote:A box of birthday cake candles says: "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."
Hehehehehehe...
And now I have to go ask my dad for his Bill Engvall tape.
[ January 21, 2004, 02:09 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]
Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :
And doesn't this just give you the willies: A box of birthday cake candles says: "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."
Insertion into a body cavity?! Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
In my opinion, it's not a very fun birthday party until someone inserts soft wax into one of their body cavities.
And also, "Don't let children play in dishwasher," I guess I'll have to let them play in the washing machine instead.
Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :
Or better yet - the clothes dryer!
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
Everyone knows the clothes dryer is for cats, not children. Jeez.
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