Hatrack River Forum: The Cannabilism Thread

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Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :

I'm sorry to say that we are all out of food, so we will now resort to cannabilism. Newbies first.
*grabs knife and fork, puts on bib. Waits for some newb to wander into thread*

[ February 01, 2004, 11:43 PM: Message edited by: Liquor and Fireworks ]

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

Newbies? Like you?

Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :

You're 256 members my newbie, L&F.

Watch your back.

Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :

*Takes Jon Boy's advice and devours left arm*
I'm sorry, did you want some?

Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :

But I had previous incarnations! I'm no new...ah screw it, just eat me.
(Don't put that in the Out-of-context thread)

Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :

No, wait! Let's do rock, paper, scissors.

Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :

Other than me, who's to say I didn't have previous incarnations, too?

Anyway, I got....

rippers!

Posted by Javert (Member # 3076) on :

I've always thought there could be a great reality show. It would be based after "The Mole" and "Survivor". I call it "The Cannibal".

One player is secretly the cannibal. Last person to get out without getting eaten wins. [Wink]

Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :

Well, wouldn't it be obvious that the canibal would win?

[ February 01, 2004, 11:56 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]

Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :

*smacks Javert over head with frying pan, pours on salt and pepper.*
Dinner is served.

Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :

I'm too lazy to do the "print screen" "adjacent thread title" thing, but for a brief moment in time, this thread was right above Shan's Dinner is Served thread.

A short, perfect moment. [Smile]

Posted by Javert (Member # 3076) on :

I'm bad for you. You'll die of high cholesterol before you get through an arm. [Razz]

Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :

*Smacks Javert over the head again...and again.*
Silence! I hate it when my food talks to me.

Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :

Stop playing with your food, L&F!

Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :

Yes mother.
*Eats Javert's arm, has triple heart-attack*

Posted by ae (Member # 3291) on :

You have three hearts? Ick. I'm not touching you, then. Goddamn GM foods.

Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :

A lot of things to eat . So you won't starve and eat a poor newbie.