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She sounds so . . . friendly over the phone.

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What about it Celia, up for some drunken Hatrack Chat tonight?

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Celia's got twice the rack that Ralphie has.

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Clearly, [celia's] guilty. Let's all lynch celia!

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Hey, celia can't help that she's evil. Give her a break.

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Don't worry. I'll have celia well in hand by the end of the game. I'm a man, she's a woman. She won't be able to help herself.

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celia is very married as far as I know.

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We need more details to gain insight into the one called celia. Did you swap spit after the prom?

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celia, it's really funny when you lie about how much you love me. Like, hilariously funny.

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Celia's just a robot, though; you're right.

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I handed your soul over to Celia in exchange for my own. Crafty little devil, aint she?

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Was Nathan trying to be dirty? If he was, he got the genders wrong

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Nathan is going through a rut, is completely unmotivated, and spends his days napping on the couch, trying not to care about too much.

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I know folks think I am too strict with Nathan, but honestly, all my "training", "reading" and professional help/advice have shown one thing - he responds to physical stimulus.

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Ok, Nathan is excused.

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Is Nathan the devil?

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Now Nathan, on the other hand, does look like a teenager with a goat.

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And in the middle of a random thread, out of sheer boredom, Nathan released a bag of monkeys with a promise to delete this post in the morning.

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Nathan is a very gentle soul, and I have to be quite careful what we read or watch. I think it's endearing, while at the same time it feels rather stifling, since I would love to take him to such things as LoTR.

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Personally, I can't wait to hang out with hot Nathan.

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Ah, I was sure it was Nathan Novak Writhing and Moaning!

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A modern day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's T_Smith
Mean, mean pride

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T had a girlfriend. Strangely, she didn't accept the excuse "I didn't know what time it was." when he showed up late.

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Nathan didn't even have the imagination to be a luftmensch -- he was always swinging from one obsession to another, filling his brain with whatever random pamphlet he'd been given at the bus stop or on campus. He was, well, a true loofamensch.

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