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Posted by LadyDove (Member # 3000) on :
 
I knew you wouldn't be able to resist reading this!

Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter.

He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St.Peter said, "So, tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His
disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him.
The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder . "

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have
six more weeks of hockey."

St. Peter fainted.
 

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Posted by BYuCnslr (Member # 1857) on :
 
<--has been doing this the last 3 minutes
Satyagraha
 

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Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
 
I don't get it.



Actually, I'm not sure why this would have to be 3 "Canadians".


 

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Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
 
Hockey.
 

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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
Wait. So,you're saying Canadians can get into heaven? That's crazy.
 

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Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
 
Oh...duh!

I just read it as "winter" and didn't even look at the last word before Peter fainted.

LOL.

Okay, Canadians are funny. Especially about hockey.



Thanks Mack.
 

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Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
 
Heard it.
 

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Posted by Lime (Member # 1707) on :
 
Hadn't heard it.
 

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Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
 
I'm canadian and I don't like Hockey.
 

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Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
 
*pat pat*
 

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Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
 
not Canadian, but love Hockey

and that is just too funny right now. Especially since i am watching the NY Rangers play against the Washington Capitals.
 

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Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
 
There's only one capital in Washington. "W"


 

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Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
 
No this team plays out of D.C.
BTW Rangers won 3-2. this pits them 8 points more than Washington for the playoff spot even tho neither team will make it to the playoffs. Go Detroit Red Wings!!!!
 

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Posted by LadyDove (Member # 3000) on :
 

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Wait. So,you're saying Canadians can get into heaven? That's crazy.

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Okay, Canadians are funny.

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No this team plays out of D.C.

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