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Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

I got five fortunes in one fortune cookie tonight.

All of your hard work will soon be paid off.
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
Maybe you can live on the moon in next century.
May you have a good appetite.
You are loyal to your family.

So...
Interpretations?

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

How on earth did you manage to get five?! [Eek!]

Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :

You are going to begin a huge project to make our satelite, the moon, habitable, so your family has a nice place to retire. Even though it is a difficult problem, you will succeed and your efforts will be rewarded. However, this excess work will make you very hungry.

Posted by jexx (Member # 3450) on :

*snorts from laughing*

Mr. Funny lives up to his nick [Wink]

Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :

[Hat]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

I once got the message "Thank you for Choosing Panda Express". That was it. Lamest fortune cookie ever.

Posted by Theca (Member # 1629) on :

That sounds like an ADD fortune cookie.

Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :

It would be really funny if someone found a fortune cookie saying, "Help! I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory!"

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

My little sister once got one that said "Have a nice meal." I think that beats T's... [Taunt]

Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :

Yeah, I got an interpretation for you: Stop stealing other people's fortune cookies. [Smile]

Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :

Nathan, it would be creepy if you weren't at Panda Express.

The weirdest fortune I ever got was "Society prepares the crime. The criminal commits it." I know I've posted that before.

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

Forget the fortune cookies, what was the entree?

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

General Gau's chicken with white rice.

And I DIDN'T STEAL ANYONE ELSE'S COOKIES!

They were all in my one lonely cookie.

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

MMMMM... military chinese chicken... *drools*

Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :

Fortune says:

A thief who looks European is easier to catch in China.

Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :

mmm, I want chinese, I think I am going to need to get some for lunch tomorrow.

5 fortunes in one cookie! wow

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

So my 7-11 incident was related to this?

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Yes -- you just didn't eat Chinese food fast enough, or it would have told you BEFORE the incident. [Wink]

Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :

Fortune says:

Man who pay for coffee expects to grind more than beans.