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Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

*grin*

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

O_o

Won't your prof mind?

Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :

Howzabout this?

Unlike Mack, I have no class. None. Not any more.

[Big Grin]

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

This is why I don't know anything about tortious feoffment - wireless networks in the law school!

OK, so horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Say fella, why the long face?"

Dagonee

Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :

*juggles 17 flaming swords*

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

Bar jokes? 'k . . .

Man walked into a bar.

Ouch!

Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :

*starts juggling beanbags while riding a unicycle*

Is this what you had in mind?

*remembers that he doesn't know how to juggle or ride a unicycle*

*beanbags and Derrell come crashing to the ground*

To quote Bugs Bunny, "is there a doctor in the house, is there?"

Oh my aching back [Big Grin]

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

Not if she doesn't find out. [Wink]

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

This must be a really exciting class.

Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :

Guess we better not say anything too funny so you don't laugh in the middle of class, thereby giving prof a hint that your attention is on something other than class. [Wink]

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

_|_

[Big Grin]

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

Man walks into the bar and says, "I'll have a scotch and soda."

Bartender gives him the drink, and just as the man is about to take a sip, a tiny monkey comes out from a trap door in the bar, spits in the man's drink, and goes back under the bar.

Man says, "Bartender, a tiny monkey just came out from a trap door in the bar, spit in my drink, and went back under the bar."

Bartender says, "Whataya want me to do about it?"

The man says, "I want a new drink."

So the bartender gives him a drink and says, "I'm not giving you another one - you gotta take care of your own drink."

So the man is really careful this time, but again, just as he's about to take a sip, a tiny monkey comes out from a trap door in the bar, spits in the man's drink, and goes back under the bar.

Man says, "what the hell is the deal with that monkey?"

Bartender says, "I don't know, but I'm new. Why don't you ask the piano player?"

So the man walks over to the piano player and says, "You know that tiny monkey that comes out from a trap door in the bar, spits in a drink, and goes back under the bar?"

And the piano player says, "No, but if you hum a few bars I'm sure I can fake it."

Posted by Maccabeus (Member # 3051) on :

I also have no class, which is why I make feeble attempts to entertain people. [Evil]

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

Yeah, well, screw you all. --I--

And she knows I have ad/hd. I'm NEVER paying full attention. [Wink]

CT: Do it properly. Dash, dash, capital I, dash dash.

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

mack, I was hoping you'd teach me a thing or two.

--|--

Yes?

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

No, like this:

--I--

Hah!

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

No. Use a capital I.

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

Dear me, I've created a monster.

...and where did matt go? He was on AIM when I left for class...

Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :

I seem to have hurt myself falling off the unicycle. Can somebody call me an ambulance? [Wink]

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

No, you should've known better than to try to ride one.

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

--I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I--

[Eek!]

--I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I--

[The Wave]

--I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I-- --I--

Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :

Shouldn't we be using a comma for the thumb?

Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :

Here you go, Derrell. I hope it arrives on time [Razz]

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

On a happy note, my shrink gave me a ringing endorsement for getting my PhD. Told me that I'd get bored a few years after getting my MSW.

Hmm.

Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :

Great idea, skillery !

:Drums....:

The new, better looking version of --I--:
--I--

[ March 12, 2004, 06:53 PM: Message edited by: Corwin ]

Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :

I think I bruised my tailbone.

*limps of to the doctor*

When I asked if somebody would call me an ambulance, I expected asomeone to say, "OK, you're an ambulance." I know it's a lame joke, but nobody took the bait. [Frown]

Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :

Corwin that was truly funny. [ROFL]

Posted by Maccabeus (Member # 3051) on :

You have a lot of hands, Claudia.

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

hahahaha. You broke your ass!

Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :

That comma-enhanced version is almost too real. We'll probably get in trouble.

Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :

What comma-enhanced version ?! [Razz]

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

Like I haven't heard that a zillion times, Maccabeus.

[Wink]

Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :

So this is one of those classes where you need more than two hands?

Darn! I had one of those last semester.

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

Oh, me.

Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :

How about a silly joke a coworker told a group of us at work this morning? Apparantly everyone had heard it before in elementry school which made it even more embarrasing when I snorted as I laughed hysterically.

What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom?

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

SANDY!

*TACKLE*

Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :

[Taunt]

You missed.

*tackles with precision*

So you have an answer for me?

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

No.

Just happy to see you. [Big Grin]

Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :

You too missy. Can't you go on AIM while in class? I will tweedle my toes for you if you do. I swear, it's highly entertaining.

Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :

Oh, and -|-.

Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :

[John Travolta voice] Sandy! [/John Travolta voice]

Good to see you around, lady. Is that your middle finger, or are you just happy to see mack?

Posted by lcarus (Member # 4395) on :

You signed up for a Friday night class?!

Doofus.

[ March 12, 2004, 08:21 PM: Message edited by: lcarus ]

Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :

Yay Pop! I missed your onanismness.

It's my middle finger and I am happy to see Mack. I lost my thumbs and pinkies while I was away. Yeah, it's a long story. [Razz]

I am happy to see you too Pop, amongst many others here at hatrack. *sigh* How did I survive the last few months?

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

You're a fungi, Ndra.

Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :

So no one is dying to know the answer to the clever mushroom joke? Hmmpphh, your lose.

*snort...giggle...snort..snort*

That's right, I repeated the answer to myself.

Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :

PSI - *snort snort*

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

The worst part is that I man that used to tell really bad jokes told me that joke. His name was Guy.

Posted by jexx (Member # 3450) on :

mack--

Your entertainment for classtime is:

Less than one week until you come to NY!!!!

That's all I got.

*firm hugs*

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

*runs in circles*

Why aren't you on AIM!? [Mad]

I'm back from class now. AIM doesn't work on my school's wireless network. rrrr.

And I have to take a friday night/saturday morning course schedule so that I can also work my fulltime job in addition to going to school full time.

Posted by jexx (Member # 3450) on :

Because I had just logged on to check things before I took the dogs out for their interminable potty time.

Ridiculous dogs, takes them forfrickinever.

I'm on now. [Smile]

Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :

Full Time Job + Full Time School = No Fun

-I-

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

Back in class. --I--

Posted by FlyingCow (Member # 2150) on :

So, a baby walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double!"

So the bartender takes two bottles of milk and puts them on the bar. The baby drinks back one in no time flat, then starts on the other.

"Bad day?"

"Yeah, my mom ran out."

Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :

A dwarf enters a tavern and goes right to the bar. He's not able to see the bartender, so he jumps and asks for a non-alcoholic drink. As nothing happens, he gets very iritated. Then he decides to go behind the bar and take the drink himself. There he sees another dwarf, jumping: "Coke or Fanta ? Coke or Fanta ?"

And I guess mack's class is over by now... [Wink]

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

Class got over at 12:30. Now I get to work on my assignments so I can be irresponsible over my "spring break". [Wink]