MOOOOOOO!
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
Moo?
**swallows cud, then urps up another one**
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
BA-A-A! BA-A-A, I say!
*pickets*
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**Thinks to himself... I hate it when she does that.**
**flicks tail menacingly.**
Posted by Sarcasm (Member # 4653) on :
*emits methane gas*
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
*gets tipped over by teenagers*
Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
This thread is such BS. Ummm... I mean mooooo? Posted by kinglear (Member # 6211) on :
*** gets on truck to abattoir, then visits In-N-Out Burger***
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
*flop flop*
Organic Frizbees anyone?
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
*browses on some of her favorite bromus inermis, grateful that this pasture isn't as overrun with artemisia tridentata as the other one.*
*stores most recent snack in rumen, planning to regurgitate it later. Present fibrous material, after being soaked in digestive symbiotic material in the 55-gallon barrel sized rumen, passes into the reticulum, omasum, and abomasum for final processing.*
*muses about the uses of her blood and bone matter after slaughter, subconsciouly laughing at unsuspecting children enjoying jello salad*
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
Moooooo...*BAM* *dies* *butchered* *served as hamburgers*
[ March 13, 2004, 11:12 PM: Message edited by: MEC ]
Posted by Sarcasm (Member # 4653) on :
*enjoys some Jell-O salad*
Posted by FlyingCow (Member # 2150) on :
Wow... all these people trying to be like me. It's heartwarming, really. And tips are appreciated, thank you.
I just don't know what to say. I'm honored.. just honored that you all would chose me to emulate.
Wow.
Who knew I had so many adoring fans?
Posted by Dead_Horse (Member # 3027) on :
Ahem...Um...Moooo? *dies*
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
I'd just like to take this opportunity to warn people about the flippant use of the acronym AI in common conversation. To Montana girls, that conjures up thoughts of cattle and long plastic gloves.
Posted by The Wiggin (Member # 5020) on :
*pounders how to have the most fun creating a stamped...*
*starts aiming fireworks at cows. HEHEHEHE*
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
quote:To Montana girls, that conjures up thoughts of cattle and long plastic gloves.
I thought about posting that in OOC, but it just works for too many circumstances.
[ March 13, 2004, 11:22 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
*spies kids in pasture, stirring cow pies with sticks*
*overcome by curiosity, approaches kids*
*steps on kid's foot*
*gets the S--- end of the stick once again*
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
**wonders if two gay cows should get married or not**
Posted by Sarcasm (Member # 4653) on :
*points out that that might lead to bestiality*
[ March 13, 2004, 11:30 PM: Message edited by: Sarcasm ]
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
*fakes a case of mad cow disease*
*laughs as entire herd is bulldozed into a landfill*
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
pokes trogdor in his "Steer Eye"
Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
FlyingCow
*the chosen one has returned to deliver us from those-who-do-not-eat-grass!*
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
Wow, you've really turned Trogdor into a 'effin pansy, haven't you, katharina?
"Hi, I'm Trogdor. Would you like to buy some Mary Kay products?"
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
shut up and talk like a cow.
Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
MOO! Posted by Dead_Horse (Member # 3027) on :
Aw, Da_Goat, go ahead and put it in there anyway.
moo *still dead*
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
snuffles dead_horse
"mighty moosterious..."
Posted by HRE (Member # 6263) on :
______________ | | | EAT | | MOR | | CHIKIN | | | -------------------------
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
Moo
Word
Mooooo
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
baaawww... What can I say, I'm a new cow.
Posted by Scythrop (Member # 5731) on :
::jumps over moon::
Posted by The Cow (Member # 6324) on :
moo?
Posted by Coccinelle (Member # 5832) on :
moooove over butter Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
Sing something cow, sing something.
*sings*
"Boys and girls wherever you are, Now listen to what I say, To grow up and be big and strong, Drink lots of milk each day."
*applause*
"Moo, thank you, thank you"
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
*applauds*
*tips self*
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
Just try and milk me. *raises eyebrows up and down repetidly*
Posted by LadyDove (Member # 3000) on :
Knock Knock Who's there? Cows Go Cows Go who?
No silly; Cows Go "MOO"
(my 5 yo's favorite joke currently)
Posted by HRE (Member # 6263) on :
*Pulls chair up to MEC*
*Winks suggestively*
*Pulls milker out from behind back and slaps it on*
*Runs*
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
Why did the cow sit in the shade?
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