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Posted by MoonRabbit (Member # 3652) on :

Tonight we're watching Tivo (probably Judging Amy or CSI, I don't remember) and my wife pauses a commercial to drool over Carrot Top. Now, I'm not a prude by any means, but Carrot Top? [Eek!]

And no, I'm not kidding. She thinks he has really sexy arms and eyebrows. He reminds her of a high school boyfriend.

She picked me, so I guess I can proudly say I'm hotter than Carrot top.

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

Dude, Carrot Top?

You'd better step it up a notch, mang. [Eek!]

Posted by docmagik (Member # 1131) on :

I've been driving out to Palm Springs every day for the last week and he's all over billboards between here and there because he's going to be at some indian casino or other.

Rabbit, I'm really, really sorry, but your wife may need some help.

Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :

I know somebody who massages him.

[ March 16, 2004, 11:50 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]

Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :

I don't know. If she thinks Carrot Top is hot, how much hotter must she think you are?

Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :

I still think he looks like the Wendy's girl on steroids...

Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :

I'm sorry. On the other hand maybe you have more a resemblance to Carrot Top than you knew...

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

I sang TV SHow THeme Song Karaoke with Carrot Top. I put him in a Human Bowling Ball.

And that was all within the first month of my present job.