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Posted by CalvinMaker (Member # 2032) on :

Free drinks on me since it's opening night.

And yes, we have a corkscrew, in addition to paperclips, to open wine bottles if necessary.

(Actually, I'd like to go to bartending school. I think it'd be a nice way to earn some cash if I'm ever in between serious jobs.)

Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :

*collapses onto barstool* [Grumble]

Red Bull & vodka with ice please. Twice.

Oh, and can I have a straw? I hate when they forget.

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

CM,

Lemon-drop, please, and a response?

*points yonder*

fallow

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

Seriously, I need those drinks. [Angst]

*is tempted to reach over bar and serve self but good manners & upbringing prevail*

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

*gives in to temptation & pours drinks for self and fallow*

*breaks out the pool cue*

You can break, I'm... weak. [Wink]

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

hey TT&T,

got a question to ask you.

fallow

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

Shoot.

And then break already. [Cool]

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

*uh...*

Do you think the OSC looks this good in a yelllow speedo?

*disrobes*

[Dont Know]

PS. (flush and share)

[ March 28, 2004, 06:03 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

*raises pool cue*

Dude...

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

*beams*

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

[Confused]

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

Is this where I get kicked to the curb?

[Confused]

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

This is where I roll on the floor laughing.

[ROFL]

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

WHAT?!?!?!

[Dont Know]

*sips pina colada*

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

*gets another Red Bull & vodka (in a tall glass with lots of ice & a straw)*

I like this bar with the free-drink-ness. [Big Grin]

Company's none too bad, either. [Razz]

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

TT&T's got wings!

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

You've no idea how appropriate that is. [Big Grin]

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

"mmm hmmm"

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

*raises eyebrow*

Yes, just the one. Cos I can.

[Taunt]

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

in taffeta?

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

In anything.

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

tell me more?!

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

Here, have another drink.

*gets tequila, lemon & salt ready*

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

"Spinning over like a heavy-loaded fruit-tree."

[ March 28, 2004, 06:55 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

you left?

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

Nope.

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

pass the lemon, eh.

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

*passes the lemon*

Do you want some tequila with that? Or just the lemon...

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

"just the lemon"

*stuffs in mouth and grins broadly*

[Big Grin]

That's a trick I learned.

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

[ROFL]

Nice.

I wonder where the bartender got to?

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

I get the sense TA&QT mighta lost his/her wings>

lemons turn sour.

fallow

Posted by foundling (Member # 6348) on :

"saunters in like she owns the bar" (which she does)
Sorry guys, this bars got new managment. No more of this free drink crap. That'll be $7 a drink, please. And, sir, the sign says "No shirt, no shoes, no service". A speedo does not qualify as appropriate.

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

*stares down into speedo-enmeshed lap*

"This is ridiculous!"

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

She'll never lose her wings.

*has a Red Bull & ice*

No vodka this time, thanks. Got an essay to finish.

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

*stares deeply into tt&t's cup*

done?

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

holy carp! I AM the true thread-kiler. Dead in it's tracks!
PS. I think it's the spelling, or so I like to think.

[ March 28, 2004, 07:29 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]

Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :

Oops, sorry, I was showering & getting into my jammies.

It's time for me to depart into the sweet dreams of the innocent...

Yeah baby, it's bedtime! [Big Grin]

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

enjoy

thanks for playing TT&T!!! much appreciated.

fallow

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

*eyes the lock on the door*

Say it ain't so!

Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :

Bars should never have locks

Ahhhhh. $7!!!! Sheesh, need to BYOB.

Oh well. White Russian, no ice, don't forget the cherry.

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

Thanks Stan. You the man.

*pause*

hmm... Stan, there's nobody behind the bar?

Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :

Well then, I guess I won't forget the cherry.

*serves self drink. Since bar is not staffed , puts $7 dollars back in pocket.*

*Prepares next drink*

Where are the shot glasses? The clean ones.

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

*finishes tying the top on the trash bag behind the bar*

Here's some.

*produces rack of freshly-washed shot glasses*

Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :

ooooh. Pulls out bottle of Tequila gold lable.

*Drools at sight of bottle.*

*Lines shot glasses side by side on bar top.*

*Decides that 10 ought to do it. Fills shot glasses w/ Tequila.*

*Saves worm for later*

One Tequila, two Tequila, three Tequila, floor they say.

Want to give a try?

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

*peels the label off the empty tequila bottle*

*lowers hand under the bar for flish to sniff*

"got the scent, buddy?"

*flish waggles a fin, then two*

"Yup!"

Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :

*Rubs hands together real fast to warm them up.

*oops. Places sugared lemon at end for a chaser. (even tho I never chase Tequila IRL)

*Commences slamming down shots like its going out of style.

*Finishes all ten, bites into lemon.

*Lights cigarette, but passes out before first drag.

Tequila bottle is never empty. 'nother one under bar.

[ March 30, 2004, 01:43 AM: Message edited by: Stan the man ]