Celia is a loser.
Posted by peter the bookie (Member # 3270) on :
The only people who laugh at Pat are his other screen names.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
*laughs at Pat*
Posted by peter the bookie (Member # 3270) on :
I knew it!
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
If Jon Boy's hair was any curlier, he might belong to another race.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
A race whose most horribly ugly person is still better looking then Patman.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Pat's so ugly that it makes Jon Boy's hair curlier everytime he sees him.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
<--- knows not to trust celia.
Jon Boy's not ugly so much as he's super anal retentive.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
*resists the urge to point out that "anal-retentive" is hyphenated*
I guess I can't argue with you there.
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
<---knows not to tell mafia players their about to die
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
Dang, you almost fell for my trap.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
<--- knows how to get over things.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
<---- knows how to correctly spell 'they're.'
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Is there a reason you are insulting each other or are your lives so totally devoid of meaning and interest that such insults are the only thing your limited minds could create in the ever vain hope that they would lift you from the dredge of your existences.
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
Pat's threads are so lame that he has to resort to copying old ideas from David Bowles to get anyone to respond.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
Jeni's retorts are so old they're able to grow legs and walk again.
Posted by JohnKeats (Member # 1261) on :
If George Bush wandered into this thread he'd call it "insult-related program activities", since he couldn't actually find any decent insults.
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
<--was trying to prove you right about JB, Mr.Anal-Retentive-Yourself
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Is this the practice insult thread? I'd hate to start in on you while you're just warming up.
Posted by JohnKeats (Member # 1261) on :
Oh come on, I insulted Pat AND the White House in one brilliant sentence and no one is even going to pummel me for it? You guys are pathetic.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
At least I listen to gay music.
Posted by The Thnikkaman (Member # 6330) on :
Your momma WHAT?!
Posted by JohnKeats (Member # 1261) on :
Pat, now I have a roommate who listens to the Smiths all the time, too. (it was the Smiths, wasn't it?)
I can understand why you'd like them. They are some sexy guys. Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
Yes, it was the Smiths. And no, I don't like them for their sex appeal. Besides, Morissey has declared himself 'celibate.'
it's all about the writing, buddy. And Johnny Marr's guitar.
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
It's hard to insult a man that likes The Smiths.
Unless it's Pat, of course.
Posted by JohnKeats (Member # 1261) on :
Would it help your self esteem if I told you my roommate is ALSO a gay fan of the Smiths? And that she owns virtually everything Smiths-related that you could have?
Or would it be better to let you believe you just liked them for Johnny's instrument?
(this is the insult thread, after all, please don't take these personally )
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
Keats just broke the first rule of the insult thread -- apologizing for an insult.
that's not allowed, Caleb.
(Of course I'm not mad. I'm confident that all of my teenage years of listening to The Smiths, Erasure, Yaz, Depeche Mode, Bronski Beat and other similar groups had no effect on me)
Are you sure you want to bring instrument size into this?
Posted by JohnKeats (Member # 1261) on :
Oh Pat, Depeche Mode? Why don't you just take this rainbow sticker and skip on down with me to the Pride Parade...
And I'll admit to breaking a rule because I didn't want to hurt your oh-so-delicate-80's-new-wave-music emotions. I care about you that much.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
Cool! Which one of us gets to dress in drag?
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
I don't even need to add an insult to that, Patman.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
<---- knows better than to trust celia.
Back in your box, sarcasmo.
Posted by The Thnikkaman (Member # 6330) on :
The Smiths is one of the few bands that inflame my allergic reaction to sound. Listening to their music is physically unpleasant. Besides hives, the most urgent reaction their music produces is the need to turn it off using any means available.
There, I've insulted the Smiths, am I out of your wussy club?
Posted by JohnKeats (Member # 1261) on :
That would be Patricia, thank you very much.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Pat, you stole the "sarcasmo" thing from RRR. Is anything of yours original?
Keats...ummm...you suck.
[ March 29, 2004, 05:27 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
This is...
<---- knows better than to trust celia.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Nananananananana Patmaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Posted by SirReal (Member # 5257) on :
Doesn't know Pat very well but here goes...
Pat, you're every other half a gentleman.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
In the words of Jeni -- That was so lame.
I mean, what were you thinking when you registered your login name?
"Hmmmm... I need to pick something that is really funny, yet thought-provoking. Something 'sarcastic.' Hmm.. Muppets are sarcastic! How about sarcastic muppet?"
Posted by JohnKeats (Member # 1261) on :
quote:Pat, you're every other half a gentleman.
And every other other half of a gentle woman...
<Depeche Mode, the Smiths, Josh Groban, Kenny G>
[ March 29, 2004, 05:48 PM: Message edited by: JohnKeats ]
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
What if I'm a girl?
Posted by SirReal (Member # 5257) on :
<------Walking the fine line between Stupidity and Genious.
Editted for Stupidities sake
[ March 29, 2004, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: SirReal ]
Posted by JohnKeats (Member # 1261) on :
If you are a girl then you're an ugly one.
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
Right back at ya.
Posted by JohnKeats (Member # 1261) on :
Don't you know it...
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
My biggest problem with Pat is that he lets his kids run around willy-nilly in restaurants. Can't the man control his children? Some people just shouldn't be parents.
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
You people are the worst bunch of insulters I've had the pleasure to loathe.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Ooh! Frisco's here to show us all how to make a good insult!
*patiently waits for Frisco to show us a good insult*
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
*patiently waits for Jon to cease using the *s*
Patman, I must have told the story behind my Hatrack sn five or ten times...if you don't know, you should work on your observation skills.
[ March 29, 2004, 08:30 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
You know, Jon Boy, as much crap as I gave you, you actually used to be funny.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
That's odd, Frisco, 'cause you never were.
[ March 29, 2004, 09:02 PM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
All insulting aside, is that really the best you could come up with? If we're ever to have a rivalry such as the Pat/Ralphie of old, you at least have to try.
*sigh*
Pat's old, Ralphie's gone, and Jon Boy's spirit is broken. What's a guy gotta do to get a decent arch-rival?
Posted by AvidReader (Member # 6007) on :
Mail order?
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
I suppose if they poked big enough holes in the box...
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
You could try picking on people your own size, like the newbies on the other side.
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
That's much better! Was that so hard?
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
But do you really want to go on about size, considering you married someone who has no basis for comparison?
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
And thus Frisco retreats to the territory he's most familiar with.
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
...or UNfamiliar with, as the case may be...
Posted by Shepherdess (Member # 6115) on :
I think this might be the appropriate place to post the epiphany I had today-- Now I know how you people get such ridiculously high post counts!
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Zotto, I'm pretty sure that if anyone's familiar with Frisco's own shortcomings, it's Frisco.
Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :
I think it's funny when Frisco tries to bother Geoff Card.
Posted by JohnKeats (Member # 1261) on :
The nicest thing I can say about Frisco is that his unintelligence is nearly ubiquitous. I see it EVERYWHERE.
Posted by peter the bookie (Member # 3270) on :
Frisco and sarcasticmuppet have at least one thing in common. Care to take a guess, Pat?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
The nicest thing to say about Frisco, can't be said on a public forum.
The whole, Archrival Mail Order thing was almost cleverly original, if I didn't know that's where you got you Prom Date from.
Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
In case anybody's interested, the Last Post thread has morphed into an Elizabethan insult thread. Insultas are much more fun when you use Shakespearian language. Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
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