I hope I don't wear out this thread in the first post.
If you aren't too much of a stuffed shirt, you could sew up the top prize and garment much praise.
My hat's off to all of you!
[ April 26, 2004, 09:44 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Just anything off the cuff?
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I am knitting my brow in concentration, as I plan to spin a yarn.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I'm lining my pockets with the proceeds from all your fine efforts.
It's my investment plan. Sort of a reattirement account.
Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :
Smarty pants.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Stop needling Bob, Taalcon.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Needling Bob? Heck I'm in stitches
Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :
Hey, if the shoe fits...
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Very tongue in cheek, Taalcon.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Socks Taalcon.
Stop trying to button hole me.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Oh, Bob, just zip it.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
That shoe comment was laced with sarcasm.
Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :
Keeping up with Bob is actually more difficult than it seams.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Not if you don't hem and haw around.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Bob is silky smooth, it's true.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
At the risk of repeating myself this topic is tailor made for us punsters. I'm simply panting I'm so exicited.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
what a holey mess. Bob will trim this conversation into shape. He will tailor this conversation to suit his needs, and tie up anyone who doesn't fit into his pattern for world domination.
I helped hin cobble up this plan while in Boston. Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I am off to the Cape next weekend.
Posted by Satan (Member # 529) on :
I'm not sure puns are in my jeans, or am I skirting the issue?
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Satan, stop ribbon me.
Posted by Satan (Member # 529) on :
Am knot!
[ April 26, 2004, 10:12 PM: Message edited by: Satan ]
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
The sheer joy of this thread is gown overwhelm me.
I feel tied to you people like never before.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Satan, go tend to your lost soles.
Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :
Kiss my Jordache.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Does anyone want to meet at Fedoras Tavern (a real place in South Hadley), it's perfect for this conversation.
I've never felt this close to you, Bob.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
T, you must have tied one on. Don't you think you should bow out of the race? You are really coming loose at the seams.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Kwea, Isn;t there a famous bowler who works there?
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
no, but there are a few peole there who wear many hats, so I might be wrong....
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I love the feather duster the bartender uses.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Patently, some of y'all are doing your best to beret us all in fluff. It really goes against the grain, but woolly, can't you pair some of these down? Shorts and sweat, you know.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Oh, lord, Rivka. You sound exactly like my old Aunts Polly, Esther, Victoria, and my cousin, Victoria's secret daughter.
Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
This thread is great. I certainly wouldn't make any alterations.
Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
I think there are some topics that we haven't a dressed yet, though. More later, once I get my thoughts gathered better.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
A hem...
Oh, never mend. I was just gathering wool. I feel a major pun looming. Bob has weft the building. He's too warped for this.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Darn! I forgot one. Sort of left a hole.
It makes me mad. I feel a fit of choler -- I'm undone.
Any snappy comebacks?
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
I'm feeling a little plaid lately...
Probably from flying by the seat of my pants all the time.
My Aunt Polly Ester keeps telling me that I should let myself out more, butt I like staying in at my pad. I've got the measure of the club scene and I don't like getting into fista cuffs. I'd rather stay in than end up getting booted...Although it is fun getting ripped once and a while...
[ April 27, 2004, 12:41 AM: Message edited by: Kwea ]
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
*puts jeans on backwards*
*addresses ladies in the room*
"could I get a zip?"
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
Bob,
If I were clever enough I'd find another way to tell you this, but I'm not that clever. I love your threads.
fallow
(edited for extreme profanity and sentimentality buried in spelling mistakes - this is only the 3rd edit, I swear!)
[ April 27, 2004, 04:14 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
fallow- at least you appreciate these threads, not everyone cottons to them.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
If only Bob had mohair...
Sorr, that was a blousey thing to say; BoB is the don of Hatrack humor. So Bob, are you going to Oxford anytime soon? Stafford-on-Avon? They have good eats, but don't scarf it down too quick, or you'll end up wearing it....
[ April 27, 2004, 07:58 AM: Message edited by: Kwea ]
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
quote: They have good eats, but don't scarf it down too quick, or you'll end up wearing it....
Is this the same as being di(vested) of nourishment?
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Don't be such a heel...or I'll stick my tongue out and go on a tear!
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Ok Kwea, I'll keep it brief and try to avoid a slip of the tongue. Let's not hose this discussion with threats.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I think fallow fabricated a good post there. Even if he was making another blanket statement, it's what's underneath that counts. "Under wear?" you ask? Why, under pants, of course.
However, now we're on a slippery slope for some of our more religious members. Sort of a Calvin Incline, if you will. Don't even start to tell them about the Fruit of the Loom -- that gay marriage stuff'll just warp their minds.
(Okay, a better use of loom and warp, so I went for it...once more into the breeches.)
It makes me sad to see all you people up in arms, girdling your loin cloths. Far too restrictive. Maybe we need some binding regulations.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Oh! The way you Bob and weave has got me feeling weft behind.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
It's really pouring in here. I wonder where mac is.
Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :
I'm in stitches...
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
That was thinly veiled. You know, this thread has gone from bustling to bust in short order. I had to leave for a little while -- satin on a meeting. It's going okay, but everyone seamstress, like they're sizing up the competition. It was all I could do to take it all in a little. The comedian was good; dry, clean, mostly funny.
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
Stop being such a... sock.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
This is such a Bra'd topic, I hope I can come up with a pun under the wire. A Cup'l of ideas crossed my heart, but nothing good.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
That post made it barely under the wire -- this one should start a new page. But underneath it all, I think Dan's pretty supportive.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Under wear? Under the Wire. oh. Go ahead, Sock it to me. Hat-rack puns are always head over heals, tie'd for the (b)louse-iest.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I think I am going on the South beach Diet. No WAY can I handle Atkins. Not enough natural fibers.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
We are stuck here. Perhaps someone should throw us a cord or roy can pull us out.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Roy can't do it. He is in Seoul for a meeting.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
'twill be bad for us all.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Well, Punwit, I do have some bow tie pasta that could be boiled, wool you have some?
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
If someone doesn't save me the only thing not decomposed will be herringbone.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Elizabeth- I believe you've bested me. Does that mean I worsted you?
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
*flinch*
*wince*
*dyes*
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Elizabeth, Bob appears to be gone and we both know that these threads can get a bit risque. I'm thinking we need an age limit. Some of these folks need carded, wool you help me?
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Yes, Punwit, thanks for askein.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Well if your serious about helping that's great but don't just spin a yarn if ya aren't.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Well, I might have to ply you with more information, first.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Thought I'd just dart in here. Had to pullover first. I'm re-reading Ender's Game -- yes, that's right, cardigan. Arrrgh - I'll never be as good as that.
Dan's bra post reminded me that I'm not really from Texas. I just play Tex. Fur sure!
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Bob, your post made me want to sing a thong.
Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
*gags at Bob's playtex joke*
I think I'll jumper in again and say I belted out laughing at some of these. I think punwit and Bob tie for best punsters on Hatrack.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I think Punwit and Bob are woven of the same cloth.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I admire Bob and his way with words. I really don't feel like I am in his league. But after having been here a short time and having seen the love he garners from the hatrack community I don't hesitate to say that I would give him the shirt from my back.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Actually, I think Elizabeth is head and shoulder pads above us all. She's really taken up the yoke of these Smackdown threads.
But I have to say, I don't so much pay attention to who wrote the puns, I just enjoy the puns.
I'm wondering, though, if we're just posting the remnants here at this point. It seems more like a patchwork than any kind of whole cloth.
NOTE to fallow: your one about liking my threads took me awhile. It was so well disguised in general sucking up, I just missed it. LOL. GREAT!!!
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
Bob,
I'm feeling a little quilty.
My last post? Your first response was the right one, but thanks for handing me down that imaginative second-hand appraisal.
fallow
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Darn, I missed a lot while at work. They ae remodeling at work again; it was looking a little threadbare...
Quilt looking at me that way. There seams to be a surge of antipathy here lately. I migh have to move to Cashmir to avoid thin Belle's wrath. Leather have her way and I'd be skinned; she'd scarf me down like I was edible undies...
Time for me to sleeve now....
Kwea
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Thin Belle. ha ha ha ha ha
(sorry, to early to come up with one of my own. I'll just have to fold on this one.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I'm gonna hafta fez up. I've been running some of your puns past my mother. She's pretty good with puns as well. There you have it, I knicker jokes. I'll keep this post short so I don't clog up the works.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Don't know what's wrong with me this morning, I feel all wooly and off kilt er.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I wish I could address your problem, I'm sure we could iron it out somehow, here on the board. Just don't starch with me! I'll get steamed.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
That Bob! Mannequin really whip out the puns.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
You're spreading the praise a little thin. Needs a second coat.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Ha! I'm no dummy. You just want me to dress up my last comments. Why don't ya just accept em as they are and quit being a stuffed shirt.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
That was harsh, but I bet it puts some starch in his collar, and he socks you. Bob, have you considered getting a weave? It would cloak your bare head... I hope you wont be so mad that you scissor-kick me, and the ambulance has to gather me up and I have to take a spin to the ER. That would cost a few bills. I would cry in a vat.... Kwea
[ April 28, 2004, 09:01 AM: Message edited by: Kwea ]
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
I'm really Prada you guys.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Bob, have you ever tried miracle blend, a rub for poultry's and meats? It's really good. Next time you are in NE, I'll make sure you haberdasher it....
[ April 28, 2004, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Kwea ]
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
This thread has me bursting at the seams. I'm sure the thickness of these puns has mattresses feathered. Boas all around for your performance leaving me in stitches.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Per-shawl, Wool you believe that I'm such a panty-waist at these puns that I must throw in the towel.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
is a towel clothing? J/K!
This thread is quite a feather in his cap, but only here at hatrack....lol
Kwea
[ April 28, 2004, 02:23 PM: Message edited by: Kwea ]
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I had a long day at school. I really wish they would shorten it. When they let out the kids, they just come completely undone.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Um, by the WAY, Bob, there were no prizes(my favorite part) for the last Pun Smackdown.
I think you may not be headed to the Purly Gates after all.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
A quick slap on the Butt-on they'll perk right up. They won't be able to keep their mouths zipped. You'll have to TIE them down so they can Scarf down dinner.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
So, I should give them a good caning?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I wouldn't Clothes the door on that idea.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
The younguns not getting along Elizabeth. What type of spats transpired today?
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I'm sure (if you're like my wife) that their misbehaviour really chaps your hide.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Actually, one boy in my class got caught with Mary Jane in his backpack today.
(He really did)
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
This is 2nd grade?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Mary must have been folded up nice to fit in a backpack. Did you tell him to crease and desist?
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
No, Punwit, midriff school.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Mary was on a hanger in a plastic bag. She was dry and cleaned.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Oh sorry, the wife teaches 2nd grade and I had it in my mind that you did as well.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Groan! and here I thought we were havin a real conversation.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Find out who sold him the stuff. Sweater the truth out of him,
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Better yet, eskort him off the school grounds and tell him if he doesn't buckle down and fly right that his overall chances of success are not good.
[ April 28, 2004, 05:18 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Don't make him wear his guilt on his sleeve though. Kids can be too cruel, and they might tan his seat.
[ April 28, 2004, 05:20 PM: Message edited by: Kwea ]
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
No, I'm more the good cop/bad cop believer.
One of you tie him to a chair, stare at him with a wrinkled brow, sweater the truth out of him, yank his chains, threaten to beat him with a rubber hosery.
The other string him along, en-fold him in your care, listen to his yarns.
That way you'll un-cover the truth.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Kids seem to enshroud everything in a cloak of secrecy.
[ April 28, 2004, 05:24 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
they wear lies well, but the truth will be uncovered yet...
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Punwit, sorry to twist so many threads together.
(I thought you meant second grade like second grade cloth. ha ha ha.)
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
You know, we really should hemper him from going out to recess.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Yeah rope him in.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Poor kid. Last time he went to recess he was late getting back. Toke him too long.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
The story is just beginning to unravel.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Oops we seem to be drifting off topic. Drug references creeping in here. I will do my best to keep from getting side cracked.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Umm I mean tracked.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Yes, Punwit, the thread is starting to bobb in and out, but I think it will weave together again. As long as we don't get too warped.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Some of these were so pun-ful, I weft. But I dried my tears, and pulled myself back up by my bootstraps.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I hope they don;t snap!
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Sorry, I have to go and read Wal lace and Grommet.
[ April 28, 2004, 06:15 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Yes Elizabeth I agree, reading can certainly help. It's a great stress ne(gaiter).
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Well, as long he takes it in stride.
Inseams this thread is still growing, but we left plenty of room for growth. If this thread gets any longer, we'll have to let it out to a fourth page.
What a waist...
Kwea
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
Wow this thread has really been stretched out of all proportions. It truly suits this patched together outfit.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Yes, and we do it all with laughs, plus sighs.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Have to give credit to my business partner. I was relating some of this thread to him. His comment was, "I think you all should be booted off"
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
May his sole rot in heel.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I've just run through the gauntlet that is this thread and I have to say..."I glove you all!"
It was nip and tuck there for awhile, but I think we have finally brought this thread around to the right coordinates. I'm glad too, 'cuz I'd really hate for us to be kicked "off the 'rack" you know!
That just wouldn't be a fitting PUNishment.
In brief, to me you're all tops!
In fact, I think it's entirely likely that future generations of jatraqueros will be found boning up on this thread. It'll be a required corset.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Thanks Bob and everyone involved. This was great fun. I commented to Elizabeth that reading was a great way to reduce stress. It seemsstress is relieved also by reading threads that aren't cut short or in other words unseamly endings.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Oh, my! IS that a goose down there? Oh,no, it is just Uncle Paul, going to park, uh, his car.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
*wipes sweat from brow and grins ear to ear*
"Ain't none that can spin straw into gold the way Scopatz can."
*bobs and weaves*
fallow
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I'm looking for something flattering to wear today. Maybe a long fallowing robe?
Anyway, this is just one more post under my belt.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I know I'm the rookie and you're the veteran, Bob, but you need to quit padding your post count. Perhaps you need a good smock upside the head.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I know there's folks out there that consider punning a crime. Please don't alert a fedora cop or other law enforcement persons.
[ April 29, 2004, 08:43 AM: Message edited by: punwit ]
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
Don't hurt Bob. He only moccasin jest.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I'm wondering if I've crossed some line by threatening Bob with a smock to the head. If so I apologize for violating an en(trenched) code.
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
The coolest man to ever wear a trench coat? Humphrey Bogart: "Here's looking at you keds."
Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :
Polly Esther double-knitted her brows as she looked at the telephone and considered what the butterfly caller had complained about. The sound emanating from the church's bell bottoms in the white belt of suburbia had disturbed the man's rest. And leisure suited the man well. The local priest couldn't be de-frocked and that platform wouldn't be a shoe-in for success for her boss who had just thrown his hat in the political ring.
"I need some kind of wide tie that will bring the community together," she hemmed to herself. "Skirting the issue won't work and if we play it too close to the vest it will make it look like we've been caught with our pants down."
(sorry, that's as far as I could get with that one)
[ April 29, 2004, 09:23 AM: Message edited by: Sopwith ]
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Beren, we've tread this path before. Bob, try suited seperate, the waists will fit you better. Sorry if that was below the belt...
don't drop me here. Now I'm waiting on pins and needles, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Don't make me call Hank, the kerchief of police!
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Sopwith : or are you sorry you went that far with it???
[ April 29, 2004, 09:27 AM: Message edited by: Kwea ]
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Some very clever folks on Hatrack. Argyle's to be commended
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Some of the puns are a real stretch. They call for you to suspender belief for a moment. Others are so far-fetched they only fly on a wingtip and a prayer.
Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :
Polly just couldn't figure it out. If Mr. Hosen wanted to be a community leder, he'd have to learn to knit-pick his fights.
He took to the mantle of responsibility to seriously. From the worries of the stocking boy at the grocery store to the diesel-fitter at the hosiery plant (he checked panty-hose sizes, proclaiming, Diesel-fitter, diesel-fitter), Mr. Hosen carried the worries of the community in his pocket and wore his heart on his sleeve.
Hosen was a dyed in the wool, man of the people. Everyone in town wore shirts off of his back and he had proudly walked a mile in everyone else's shoes.
(k, gotta stop now, mania taking hold... arrrgggghhh)
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
tux, tux, tux. You've all gown off the deep end. I'm just bowler'd over. Maybe I shouldn't beret you so severely. I just think we could jacket up a notch in some fashion and have something to show for it. Alb be backless a few layers. Any more and I'd be in my birthday suit.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
God forbid....although "someone" here would like to see that outfit, I'm NOT her... Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
My health insurance rep just called. If I don't start excercising, they are going to sue. Yep, looks like I'm in line for...
...
...
A jogging suit.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
A bit off topic I guess. If they ever make a movie based on our hosts life I would love to placard. I think that would be slicker than just about anything, almost a crowning achievement.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
We got any mechanics hanging out in this thread? I need some advice concerning my 95 F150. Its got bout 80,000 miles on it and up until about 2 weeks ago it was running as smooth as silk. Since then something has happened, now it chemise and shakes when I come to a stop. If you think you could help, let me know but please remember I am strapped for cash.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Oh also on the truck, the muffler needs checking.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Ok, where are the normal punsters tonight? You all need to parka your butt in front of the computer and poncho the keys until you come up with a good pun.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
They took my student in cuffs yesterday.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Maybe they all got places toga tonight. I hear they're all going tunic's house.
("Diesel-fitter," priceless!)
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
So they got the collar?
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Come on, guys, let's leeve.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
I'm open toed that I idea.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Nah, never mind, I'm under too much sdress as it is.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Oh, didn't mean to ruffle you.
Sari. (Ellen Degeneres joke, "Sarong and Sari")
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Those were really a pun-jabby pair of puns.
[ April 29, 2004, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Elizabeth are you still sdressed out? Have you ever tried visualization? I'm thinking about a beautiful beach. Sun sinking low, wavelets laughing against the sand al the smells tinged with salt. Ya feelin it?
[ April 29, 2004, 07:19 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Did anyone else have siblings steal your clothes? "Those ar my boots man and I'm fatigued from fighting you over my clothes."
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I always wear my diamond to the beach. I like to bathe in suit.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
While at the beach, I usually have a thong stuck in my mind, and some fat guy usually gets pulled over for speedoing right in front of me...
As I google in my goggles, I swim until I get chapped. Then iron for my board and hit the waves, and they drive me to shore. At noon the beach is so warm, I believe I'm in sand-hell.
Kwea
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I'm tired of you people flip-flopping on the issues.
I think it's time we all acted more god-like. Lycra, Odin or Zeus.
Maybe we just need a change of locale. We could go to England, perhaps, and approach the big city. Once we're nylon don driving gloves and change a tire.
Posted by Kale (Member # 6460) on :
quote: We could go to England, perhaps, and approach the big city.
Sounds fun. Alpaca my bags.
When do you and your beau tie the knot, anyway?
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Shawl we all form a circle and discuss this some more? Aww yukata kimono here and participate. I promise it'll make you happi.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I want toga to England too.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Dan, i think that would be the crowning experience of my life. Do you want to take your car, ermine?
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I've been contemplating the effectiveness of using puns in battle. We've all seen people nearly inCAPicitated by bad puns, groaning and holding thier stomach. I believe it's possible that the pun is mitre than the sword.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Dan stole my pun. Hillfigger out that he shouldn't do that one day.
(Note: not really accusing Dan of anything, but I think he has designs on me.)
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
jehovoid,
You are warped to think of Dan that way.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Because Dan is so straight-laced and all.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
I'm not warped. I just think there are other people who are true-blue and have better genes den 'im. Some people just don't make the cut-off.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I am not joining this fray.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Come on. Once more into the breeches.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
I'm with jehovoid, come hell or high-waters!
fallow
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Oh, stop hemming and hang.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
I wonder if Bob's gonna give out awards for this smackdown, or if he's just stringing us along again.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
Catgut!
*Fallow shouts the alarm as the cat skampers across Jehovoid's loom*
a line I'd like to follow.
[ May 01, 2004, 02:33 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Okie-Dokie, when do we leave, Bob? Before or after I go to Arizona, Jean?
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Jehovoid, don't worry. Bob usually comes in just under the wire.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I just popped in for a moment this morning. I'll be judging homebrews later today in KC. I noticed that Nick posted a Landmark yesterday so I will hoist one of those fine brews in a toast tunic.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I should beer rate you for talking about alcohol consumption on this forum. However, I'd like to tie one on with you some time. Maybe we can go to the sock hop together.
(Ooh, I like combination puns)
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I am off to a wedding on The Cape. I hope there isn't a lot of traffic on the britches. Dang it. I would much rather be skiing in Veil, boot I missed the season.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Cool. The wedding had an open bra. Another thing that was neat was, the brides made dresses. I stubbed my toe, though, and I cried out: "What in carnation!"
In order to entice my daughter to come with me, I said she could wear her white dress, as long as she was careful with her food and drink. She decided to stay in.
[ May 01, 2004, 11:57 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Well I made it home safely. I sampled many fine beers yesterday. I did have a few that weren't so fine. One particular blond ale I judged was tartan nasty. It coated my tongue with sourness, completely out of style.
Friday evening I judged Barleywines mmmmm, yesterday blond ales and bocks.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
The women at the wedding were dressed so inappropriately. Some were wearing barley anything at all. It caused quite a bra ha.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
At yeast they weren't hopped up on anything, or at least I hop they weren't. Sounds like some of those young ladies need a guiding hand. I pray that they have firm mentors that don't skirt the tough issues.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Well, some who were wearing fur, meant well.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Being part of a homebrew club carries with it a desire to legitimize drinking in a responsible way. I don't like to highlight or draw attention to those that abuse alchohol but there was a woman at this competition that could really down a glass of beer, man you should seersucker down.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
The way some of you have abused my good name, I think a good law Suit is in order, with lots of Briefs.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Saturday as the competition was winding down I had a visiting judge from Minnesota question me about places to purchase taffy on his way out of town. Unfortunately I was unable to help him in his quest for taffeta go.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
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