Things you’ve made up that you would just love to hear used in conversation.
I’ll start!
quote:That went out of fashion with full-service gas stations and “getting your groove thing on” while listen to the latest “jam” from the Bee-Gees in the back of some sleazy disco club that charges their entrance fee in York peppermint patties.
Hobbes Posted by UTAH (Member # 5032) on :
Looks like everyone just jumped at the chance to add to this bandwagon. Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
I think people are getting sick of me being an odd-ball... but that's never stopped me before! *reminces about the WHAM-mobile*
Hobbes
[ June 25, 2004, 01:17 PM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Maybe this one:
quote:Last night I tried using a soap/shampoo hybrid as deodorant for my pets. The results were mixed, but quite clean.
Hobbes
[ June 25, 2004, 01:35 PM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Wow. I didn't think she get up that high. Where's the fire extinguisher?
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
quote:I have to admit, I've never heard anyone shout out "dixie cup!" at the top of their lungs before
Hobbes Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
quote:This gives a whole new meaning to "chip off the old block" eh?
Hobbes Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
Hobbes I use head and shoulders on my dogs all the time, it works as well to prevent dandruff on them as us. And they smell nice afterwards too. AJ
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Something else I'd like to hear:
quote:Hobbes I use head and shoulders on my dogs all the time, it works as well to prevent dandruff on them as us. And they smell nice afterwards too.
Hobbes Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
Something I'd love to hear:
quote:I just made an enormous homemade chocolate cake*. Would you like it?
*Other delicious homemade baked goods may be inserted instead of "chocolate cake"
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
quote:I've never seen wax paper do that before
Hobbes Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
quote:I honestly can't remember the last time I had a good, fried, contry yam
Hobbes Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
What you say?
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
[extension of Dag's]You say you aint got no liverworst? Well I am out of here like last week's bread that you ain't got none of niether!
Hobbes
[ June 25, 2004, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]
Posted by hansenj (Member # 4034) on :
quote: I just made an enormous homemade chocolate cake*. Would you like it?
I think she's hinting at something, Jon Boy... Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
That went in an entirely different direct than I planned.
How about, "So we were just getting the oatmeal off the ceiling fan when the police showed up."
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
quote:You know, the last time we tried that, the cat ended up with the broom attached to his back-left leg.
Hobbes Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
DIXIE CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There. Now you've heard it. Well, erm, sort of.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
"Katharina, you are beautiful and intelligent and my hero and my favorite person ever and I am always, always going to adore you from afar and send you presents and jokes without wavering and without ever scaring the crap out of you."
I'm not holding my breath.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
quote:ICLYN
quote:I know a way to fast forward time two years.
quote:Something shiny!
...wait, I hear that one ALL THE TIME...
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote: ICLYN
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
quote: [mysterious serious whisper] I see fed people. [/mysterious serious whisper]
(Ok, actually I said this at a very big lunch yesterday, doing my best Haley Joel Osmond voice. Half of my co-workers didn't get it.)
[ June 25, 2004, 04:17 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Here is my cool, orignal quote, "A genius is a realist with delusions of grandeur"
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
Brinestone was in the right frame of mind, but as long as were are fantasizing I'd like to hear,
quote: Here, have a million dollars.
And, of course, I'd like them to be saying it to me.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Thing I'd like to hear:
quote:I do
In response to:
quote:Do you, Dana, take this man, Bob, to be your...
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
quote:I, George W. Bush, have today accepted the resignation of Misters Ascroft, Cheney, and Rumsfeld and do hereby resign as President of the United States.
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
Ooh, I'd like to hear that more than the one I came up with.
Posted by Zamphyr (Member # 6213) on :
I've actual heard/been present for the dixie cup and oatmeal quotes happening.
I, too, second Bob's quotes...the second being more favorable to me; the first, a more gratifying occasion for celebration.
And now for something different
quote:How'd that donkey get up there ?!?
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
quote: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [mysterious serious whisper] I see fed people. [/mysterious serious whisper] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Ok, actually I said this at a very big lunch yesterday, doing my best Haley Joel Osmond voice. Half of my co-workers didn't get it.)
My friend said that she had a math teacher once, who was about 27 or something, but had really pale skin, and prematurely grey hair, so it looked like she was 60... and the first day of school, she walked into the classroom, and a boy at the back of the room whispered "I see dead people!" She said the class could not stop laughing for the rest of the day.
Posted by Alucard... (Member # 4924) on :
quote: MOM: THAT is why you always put the lid on the blender when it is running
[As they survey the carnage of little Johnnie's pet hamster that fell in Mom's Energy Shake]
quote:DAD: Yes honey, but blended hamster is low in carbs...
Posted by Alucard... (Member # 4924) on :
Speaking of the horrendously stupid "LOW IN CARBS" advertising bandwagon:
quote:Hey! Try new KFC's fried chicken that is pretty much the same as it has always been, but is now LOW IN CARBS!!!
Oh wait, they already did that, and I believe the FCC made them stop doing it...
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