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Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

[Eek!]

I didn't expect him to drink the whole thing. I asked him to hand me the bottle, thiking I'd finish it, he handed it back empty, and his eyes were bugging out. "HERE YA GO!" My other brother and I looked at each other and said "Uh-oh, I think the caffene's working."

A few minutes later...
"MOMMY JUST SQUISHED A FLYING ANT AND NOW IT'S A RUNNING ANT! EEHEEHEE!"

"Just listen to him giggle!"

"GigglegiggleWHOOSH!" *flops over* "EEHEEHEE!"

We endured similar exclaimations, random giggling, and him climbing all over everything for a while, and then we couldn't take it anymore.

"Ben, can you go downstairs and get something for me?"

"OK!" *thumpTHUMP* *thumpTHUMP* *thumpTHUMP* (the sound you hear when he's crawling as fast as he can with a cast on one leg)

When he came back he said "Mommysaysdinner'sreadyDINNERTIME!DINNERTIME!WebettergohavedinnernowandthenwecansayBREAKFAST!andgohaveourbreakfastinthemorning..."

He's been like this the whole evening. He's so cute, though. I had a good laugh.

Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :

[Wall Bash]

I feel for you.

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

Heh. You should see what happens when you give me a bottle of Mountain Dew.

Posted by Javert (Member # 3076) on :

*hands Hobbes a bottle of Mountain Dew*

Use it well, my friend.

[Evil]

Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :

I advice tranqualizer guns loaded with rhinosaraus rounds.

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

I'm the total opposite of most people with caffene.
I get sleepy. [Dont Know]

Posted by JenniK (Member # 3939) on :

all I need is an iv drip of "monkey spew" (mountain dew) and it gets me through the whole day! It even has your daily dose of vitamin C! (mountain dew is made with concentrated orange juice!) Who needs coffee when you can have monkey spew? Nectar of the Gods! [Hail]

Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :

you'd advise shooting rhinosarai at a five year old?

Posted by Psycho Triad (Member # 3331) on :

Skittles and M.Dew are a nearly lethal combination (at least for anyone who is annoyed by hyperactivity).

Sugar... more sugar... and oh look! caffiene.

*shakes*
[Laugh]

Crazy as always,
psychotriad