Okay, we're doing chemistry. I don't want to compound your problems. Just achieve a balance. There's a sort of acid test for these things. Basically, you need to difuse the situation before you get a bad reaction.
So. Put on your pretective eyewear. Light the Bunsen burner. And pun!
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
Ooh, this is gonna be a gas!
But there'll be youngsters at this party, so everybody: hide your, uh, gin!
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Bob, As ferrous opening smackdown posts go this one is a bit rusty. Perhaps you need to iron out a few of the details.
Edit to add, I apologize for being so critical. I'm sure this wasn't the reaction you were looking for. I'm not sure why I give in to this base desire to critisize. I'll work on limiting the acidity of my replies.
[ August 28, 2004, 03:01 AM: Message edited by: punwit ]
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I've got a buddy who cant wear metal of any sort. He can't even carry coins in his pocket, no mettalic zippers... well you get the idea. Apparently he has a metallergy.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Solid topic to base our next punfest on, Bob. It has great acetic appeal and should get our blood Boyleing. As long as one of us isn't a mole, that is.
You know what this pary needs? Some guacamole. Who's got the Avagadros? But if anyone drinks, be careful not to drive or the cops might pull you over and make you walk the alkaline. Some people think this is wrong, but I'm neutral on the subject.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
quote:I've got a buddy who cant wear metal of any sort. He can't even carry coins in his pocket, no mettalic zippers... well you get the idea. Apparently he has a metallergy.
Has he been tested? It might alloy his concerns.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Oh, great, chemistry. I might only join this thread periodically, because I have so little knowledge in this area. It will be a test tu be or not tu be n this smackdown.
Oh heck, the hot dogs are ready, I have to go put the Bunsen the oven.
[ August 28, 2004, 08:39 AM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :
I could start by talking of old chemistry teacher, Al Kemy... even his most base lessons turned into pure gold.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
quote:Has he been tested? It might alloy his concerns.
He is in the military and is just waiting for the Brass above him to grant his medical leave.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I didn’t like the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, but I am alkene to watch aldehyde scenes again. Amide like that.
Speaking of good literature, I like the story about Ester Prion by Hawthorne.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Dag, I've seen the movie and I'm afraid you won't get much fromaldehyde scenes. They were pretty dead. I don't even think they are worth preserving.
[ August 28, 2004, 09:02 AM: Message edited by: punwit ]
Posted by Pepek (Member # 3773) on :
all the gold bars in the bank argon.. I hear the copper cars coming..
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Is it true that chemists always have a question to flask? Maybe they could pipette in. Unless of course they're in Michigan, 'cuz that's a solid state.
Make fun of these puns and you argon get hurt!
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I was radon about these chemists. I think you came up with a good solution for them.
Posted by Pepek (Member # 3773) on :
Those jokes are dead Bob, you should barium.
-Jack Montague
I hope i'm not being too boron.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
That's amine thing to say, punwit!
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Pepek, You aren't exactly boron but some of your puns have been a bit inert.
Posted by Pepek (Member # 3773) on :
How would you suggest I go about curium? I tried helium once but they only got worse..
-Jack
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
quote: How would you suggest I go about curium? I tried helium once but they only got worse..
I know what you mean Pepek. I was having problems with some of my puns being leaden when I was shooting for golden. I tried transmootation once but they still seemed beside the point. Just keep atom and have faith.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I don't want to precipitate a crisis, but...
I'm finding this whole thread too elementary.
I think we should hold an electron in order to distill the various opinions to something more pure.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I move that we table the vote for now but periodically revisit it.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Bob, perhaps this loss of order is a result of no awards at the end. I think an end trophy would bring back structure to this disorder.
Posted by Pepek (Member # 3773) on :
I met an agent the other day.. said his name was Bond.. Covalent Bond.. Isn't that Ionic?
-Jack
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Ugh! These puns! You must cesium!
I'm feeling rather drawn today. At least from the waist down. Yep, I've got manga knees.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
So, this thread has been languishing all afternoon. We should see how the nitrates.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Really cold vodka: Absolut zero.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
You crack me up! Of course, that could just be thermal stress...
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
*mutters about people starting chemistry threads when she is so busy, and compounding the offense by doing it when she's offline*
I knew someone named Hy (short for Hyman, I believe). His wife objected to his tendency of being careless with all the meds he took, leaving them in odd places. Once he left some in the fake leather sofa, and she was heard to shriek, "Die! Hy, drugs in my Naugahyde!"
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
rivka, that hurt...
What did the proton say to the electron?
"It's time you came out of your shell."
To which the electron replied "are you positive?"
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
We knew rivka wouldn't post anything Bohring.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Neils before the master.
That one was a Pauling!
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
Yes, things are starting to deteriorate in this thread. It must have a short half-life.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Well aren't you just the visible wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum?
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
Hey, don't degrade me just because I radiate confidence! It'll only compound your problems.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
What will we have to drink at the pun party?
I 'spect rum.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Wouldn't we just have PUNch? (sorry, no scientific content whatsoever)
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
All of my files in one of my file cabinets were soaked the other day. A temp had been hired to help clean up. She dumped a pitcher of water into one of the cabinets.
I asked her, "Why did you do that."
She looked up dazed, "Gee boss. The drawer said H to O"
Ion not been doin these for a while. Now you know why.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Some of these are real Schroedingers!
Have you tried the new dance craze? The forbidden dance -- the lambda. It's got everyone mu-ving.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
It's better than the farmer in the delta.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Actually, the square dance seems to be growing exponentially, contra to what everyone might be saying.
[ August 29, 2004, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
You look mighty fine with that radon.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Bill wants to smoke some pot, has he some?
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I don't like to do that, it destroys my equilithium.
Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :
That's a good way to fall and break your hipbone or something. My grandmother lost her balance once and broke her thiol to pieces.
Equilithium indeed.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
Your grandmother should put a bandaid on it. For broken thiols, bandaids are very good at helium.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
My grandma has trouble opening jars of food sometime. Those titrations really tick her off.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
She hate's cows, too. It's our family secret that she's a cattleist.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
LSD is a mean ol' acid.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
If this thread enz, I'm going home.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Al is an 800 lb gorilla. Alkali wherever he wants.
Sorry for the dry humor.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Where did you learn all that, Bob? I am just Curie-ous.
Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :
I've run out of puns, I'll have to go check my periodicals for some new ones...
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I once lost my valence and fell off a Planck.
[ August 29, 2004, 09:01 PM: Message edited by: Dagonee ]
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
oh no! all the Dagonee Argon
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I broke a molar.
Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :
The good news is, you can replace it with a joule. All those crazy rap artists are doing it.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Buoy, ain't you showin' yer density, tonight!
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
The next hatrack getogether should be called siliCon.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Ha ha!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Ah, Dag, I fall off my Plank's Constantly.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
If you want to stop falling, you should get rid of the Plancks. If you don't I might just have to cesium.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Someone tried to add marijuana to ground beef. He wanted to get Highs in Burg-ers.
Dagonee
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
Forget Bush and Kerry! Elect Ron for Prez!!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Yeah Dag, until some one tried to smoke their burger. They lit the bread on fire using an Buns End Burner.
(Why am I always replying to Dag?)
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Because opposite charges attract?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Hey dude, you're just to negative.
Pst, about Ron for Pres, I mean he's a bright guy, um, but he's no Einstein-ium. I don't mean for this to get Heavy or such, but to win the election he'd have to like win the big states like, um, Californium and such. And to do that, he'd have to like, um, go all Organic.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Name the 3 most common types of WMD.
Nuclear Biological Chemical.
Name the 3 most common types of Chemistry sub-categories.
Nuclear Chemistry Bio Chemistry Organic Chemistry
Hence it logically follows that Organic foods are really WMDs, and Organic Farmers are all terrorists.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
And Biographers are all murderers.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
That is because they are all foreign. Sick.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
Do you have something against foreign biographers? Do you not quant um?
[ August 30, 2004, 10:35 PM: Message edited by: kaioshin00 ]
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Well, that was a leap.
I think we've hit a flash point.
Or...it's just a phase.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Did you hear about NASA's attempt to open a restaurant near Jupiter? Soon, everyone will be able to Io dine.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Dag is running rings around us. And he's doing it in a vacuum. So benzene but not heard.
Of course, his knowledge of Chemistry has brought him great wealth. He even got himself a really nice car -- a Mercedes Benzene.
It's pure amusement to him because it has ferrous wheels.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
Dag drives a Benzene? I could have swore I saw him driving anIon.
You know, a Saturn Ion...
That was a bad one =/
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Actually, I drive a Neon.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
I don't mean to be super critical, but this thread is getting lamB. Sorry if I'm being flippase.
I was watching an episode of Firefly the other day and I kept waiting for Mal de hyde.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
When getting ready to watch a video with Canadians it's not unusal for one to hand you some popcorn and say "A, pop tose."
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
I had a really bad Crick in my neck needed to ask someone for help. "Cirr – Oh, sis!" I didn't realize it was my sister until she turned around. She asked me "Watt's wrong?" and I said, "It's my necro, sis. Know what xyline?" She had a sympathetic response at first and then sternly asked "Do eu kar yotic?" I tried to be succinate, "Yes!" It was hard to focus my thoughts; the papain kept messing up my concentration gradient.
Suddenly she burst into tears. "Whoa," I thought, "ICPMS." I knew I needed to offer her a complement or diffuse her somehow. I know to make sure it doesn't sound like a peptide talk, after all, I'm not a dopamine. It was time to go home but I knew cheering her up was the rate-limiting step. "Isn’t denature beautiful?" I asked, pointing to the trees, "It’s nice to be outside our four Waals, sometimes." "Thanks, Gene," she sniffed. I hated having to cheer her up all the time; it was some sort of futile cycle. I keep hoping it's some kind of FAD but I guess it's a phase she’ll pass through. Nevertheless, part of me wants to insulin her from harm.
But it was time to go back to our duplex. I put on my CAP and called, "HeLa!" to stop a cab. I was worried the CAB driver was trypsin, but I trusted him to stearic. The operator transmitted us home with no problems. I opened the liqour cabinet, we were in Texas and it was time for some southern blotting. But not so much that I'd YAC, that's just gross.
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
btw I thought of you guys today. I was listening to the usual classical station, but with a substitute announcer do the daily trivia question. This week I guess the questions are about Ravell and he made this awful pun about "after this peice we will Ravell the answer" It was pathetic and bad, especially considering the quality of puns I've become accustomed to here!
AJ
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
BtL
*wipes away tear* That was beautiful, man!
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
[punoff] As beautiful as BtL's post is, I have no basis for knowing if he's punning or just making words up. It's giving me an inferiority complex - maybe I should talk about tortious feoffment. [punon]
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
*pat pat* If'n ya ask nice, BtL might present an annotated version. Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Dag, I figured out why I keep ripping off or your puns.
Its because you and me have a wierd Chemistry.
Get it, Chemistry. The ultimate Chemistry pun.
Come on. Its funny.
No really. It is.
Oh, nevermind.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Oh, no! That one got me from behind. I have an arsenic.
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