Hatrack River Forum: I am a degenerate!

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Posted by Sara Sasse (Member # 6804) on :

OMG, I just slept for 5 hours and totally missed out on Christy's hair. And I haven't written my report for tomorrow, the refrigerator is bare, and I haven't showered.

Good Grief.

(After getting back last night from a long trip, I -- out of some prior masochistic glee -- realized I'd scheduled a dental appointment for 8:45 this morning. Half my face was numb all day, and as soon as I got home, I fell over.)

I think something ripped inside my head and I'm going to become a wino. Probably molest sheep, too.

Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :

Missed out on Christy's hair...

And you're chasing sheep now.

Good girl, it usually takes years of practice to sing to this level of degeneration. [Big Grin]

-Trevor

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

Welcome to the dark side. [Smile]

Posted by Sara Sasse (Member # 6804) on :

I left a message on Christy's machine, but I am mortified. So rude, especially after I begged to see her.

*hides [Embarrassed]

Posted by plaid (Member # 2393) on :

You're a degenerate?

I'm the one who got a "sorry I asked" from Elizabeth over in the Burning Man thread. She's probably gonna have nightmares and never dare to ask me a question again... [Frown]

Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :

I'm a musical drunk.

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

Are you a gamblin degenerate ****, like in Casino?

[ October 04, 2004, 10:42 PM: Message edited by: Book ]

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

I'm so glad it's not just me. My brain is degenerating lately, to the point that I totally forget to do school assignments and attend mandatory lectures. I also lose a major household item every 3 days. I lost a bottle of febreeze that I bought within ten minutes of bringing it home and only found it by accident 3 weeks later (under the kitchen sink, where I put it so I'd remember where to find it.) I got a brand-new comb in the mail from my grandmother and lost it within twenty minutes of using it. I still don't know where it is. I also lost my cat for 4 hours yesterday. And last week I entirely forgot to do an ad that was supposed to run in the newspaper until a half hour before it was due.

Plus I'm real mean. [Mad]

Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :

Wow, y'all have a very different idea of what a degenerate is. If procrastinating and not marketing makes you a degenerate, I am in big, big trouble!

Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :

Whatever's in the water, I'm drinking it too. I got home from work today and sat down to read a little before dinner, and woke up 2.5 hours later, minutes before I was supposed to pick up my friend Nate for a trip to Psycho Suzie's. I made it, but just.

Anyway, Sara, I'm sure Christy's forgiven you... and we all need naps now and then.

Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :

I lay in bed right before I had to leave for a psychology experiment to get warm. I look at my watch, I have to leave in 3 minutes, I decide to stay in bed 2 minutes longer. I woke up half an hour later. That makes the 3rd experiment I've missed out of 5.

Posted by larisse (Member # 2221) on :

Reading this thread is like looking through a family album and discovering all your crazy cousins isn't it? I mean it's a bit disturbing and yet also very comforting to know you aren't alone.

These past few months, I've "overlooked" many a thing while searching for it. Only to discover moments later it was by my foot or near my hand all along. I swear gremlins are in my house, and they are turning up the mojo.

I've found my inner crazy, and I ain't letting her out.

[ROFL]

Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :

Time to buy a thick wool sweater and learn how to baa...

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

quote:
I've found my inner crazy, and I ain't letting her out.

pssst...hate to break it to you, but she has been showing up whenever you sleep....you just didn't know it before now...

shhh....don't wake her, she's scary....

Posted by Christy (Member # 4397) on :

Sara, you are not a degenerate! And we're on for tonight, by the way.

Posted by Sara Sasse (Member # 6804) on :

[Cool]

(*is forgiven)

[The Wave]

(*rides the gay train)