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You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desparately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamb? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars...while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.

--The Silence of the Lambs

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Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :
 
"We have both types of music, country and western."
 

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Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :
 
"Tell him about the twinkie, ray."
 

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Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
 
"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
 

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Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :
 
"May the force be with you."
 

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Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :
 
"Impossible sir, my weed is in johnson's shorts."
 

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Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
 
"I am William Wallace, and I see before me an army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny."
 

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Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :
 
"The list is life."
 

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
 
I don't recognize the first one, where's that from [Thor]?

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--Requim for a Dream

Hobbes

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Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :
 
"He wants to run a newspaper!"
 

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Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
 
"No, you pretty much want to nail them too."

-When Harry Met Sally
 

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Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :
 
"I shall never go hungry again!"
 

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
 
I don't know the weed one either.

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Hobbes
 

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Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :
 
The first one is BLUES BROTHERS.

The weed one is BREAKFAST CLUB.
 

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Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
 
The weed one is Breakfast Club.

Both types of music is Blues Brothers.
 

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Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
 
"I'm the you they get when they can't get you."

-Almost Famous
 

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Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :
 
"Who's the master?"
 

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Posted by Zeugma (Member # 6636) on :
 
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming swimming..."
 

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Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
 
D.C. : Lloyd, why do you have to be like this?

Lloyd: 'Cause I'm a guy. I have pride.

Corey: You're not a guy.

Lloyd: I am.

Corey: No. The world is full of guys. Be a man.

--Say Anything
 

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-The trick [] is not caring that it hurts.

-It is not fun. --Oh yes Dryden, it's going to be fun. --It's well recognized that you have a funny sense of fun.

1) You will not find it, and not finding it you will die.
2) I will find it, with this.
1) Good army compass, supposing I should take it?
2) Then you would be aa thief
1) Have you no fear English?
2) My fear is my own.

-So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, they shall be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous, and cruel, as you are.

-It was his time, it is written.
Nothing is written!
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Go then English, but you will not be in Aquaba!
I will be in Aquaba, that is written, in here.

-Nothing is written.

-But I am poor, for I am like a river to my people!

-Who are you?

-The best of them wont come for money. The best of them will come for me.

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--Lawerence of Arabia

Hobbes
 

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
 
Forgive my werid set-up for the quotes, I wasn't sure how to do it so I did it about 4 different ways.

Hobbes
 

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Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
 
*resists the urge to post the "it doesn't do anything" quote*

"Excuse me...I believe you have my stapler..."
--Office Space
 

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Posted by CStroman (Member # 6872) on :
 
"Say Hello to my little friend!"

- Al Pacino, "Scarface"
 

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Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
 
Hey, dude, I resisted the urge!

"We're on a mission from God."
--Blues Brothers

I don't think anyone ever replied to this...

"The list is life." is from Schindler's List.

Which I have officially seen something approaching 30 times. (I wrote a paper on the music from it).
 

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Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
 
I apologize for what I'm about to do, but given the brouhaha going on here today, I think it's relevant...

Chad : Is it the eggs?
Dylan : It's not the eggs.
Chad : Is it the boat?
Dylan : No, it's not the boat, I have to go though.
Chad : Is it the Chad?
Dylan : It might be the Chad.
Chad : The Chad... It's the Chad!

--Charlie's Angels

The only movie EVER in which I actually enjoyed Tom Green's presence onscreen.
 

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Posted by CStroman (Member # 6872) on :
 
I like the quote, but hated the movie.
 

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Posted by CStroman (Member # 6872) on :
 
Oh, Oh, I forgot one I've used here.

"Quit breaking the law @sshole!"

- Jim Carrey, "Liar, Liar"
 

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Posted by CStroman (Member # 6872) on :
 
Oh and another very obscure one. You'll have to google it to find out what it's from:

"My cat can eat a whole watermellon."
 

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Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
 
Ariel: Why can't José see?

Christy: It's not "José, can you see", it's "Oh say, can you see."

-In America
 

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How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.

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Everything I do or say reminds me of something I read in a book somewhere when . . . shouldn't it be the other way around?

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Sh*t... I'm waiting for the sun to shine.

Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.

The idea had been growing in my brain for some time: TRUE force. All the king's men cannot put it back together again.

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Poor little Catherine is waiting.

Is it true what they're sayin'? He's some kinda vampire?
They don't have a name for what it is.

from imdb:
Hannibal Lecter : Tell me, Senator: did you nurse Catherine yourself?
Senator Ruth Martin : What?
Hannibal Lecter : Did you breast-feed her?
Sen. Martin's Aide : Now wait a minute...
Senator Ruth Martin : Yes, I did.
Hannibal Lecter : Toughened your nipples, didn't it?
Sen. Martin's Aide : You son of a bitch!
Hannibal Lecter : Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?
Senator Ruth Martin : Take this... *thing* back to Baltimore!
Hannibal Lecter : Five foot ten, strongly built, about a hundred and eighty pounds; hair blonde, eyes pale blue. He'd be about thirty-five now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but he may have lied. That's all I can remember, mum, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Senator, just one more thing..... Love your suit.

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Kid : Your beard's not real.
Willie : It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid : How come?
Willie : I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid : Mrs. Claus?
Willie : Actually it was her sister.

Kid : Good night, Santa. Good night, Mrs. Santa's sister.

Kid : Santa!
Willie : Yeah?
Kid : You're bringing my present early?
Willie : No.
Kid : But I never told you what I wanted.
Willie : I said I didn't bring it, dip****.

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David Drumlin : I know you must think this is all very unfair. Maybe that's an understatement. What you don't know is I agree. I wish the world was a place where fair was the bottom line, where the kind of idealism you showed at the hearing was rewarded, not taken advantage of. Unfortunately, we don't live in that world.
Ellie Arroway : Funny, I've always believed that the world is what we make of it.

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Ellie Arroway : Science fiction. You're right, it's crazy. In fact, it's even worse than that, it's nuts. You wanna hear something really nutty? I heard of a couple guys who wanna build something called an airplane, you know you get people to go in, and fly around like birds, it's ridiculous, right? And what about breaking the sound barrier, or rockets to the moon? Atomic energy, or a mission to Mars? Science fiction, right? Look, all I'm asking is for you to just have the tiniest bit of vision. You know, to just sit back for one minute and look at the big picture. To take a chance on something that just might end up being the most profoundly impactful moment for humanity, for the history... of history.

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Ellie Arroway : So what's more likely? That an all-powerful, mysterious God created the Universe, and decided not to give any proof of his existence? Or, that He simply doesn't exist at all, and that we created Him, so that we wouldn't have to feel so small and alone?

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Young Ellie : Dad, do you think there's people on other planets?
Ted Arroway : I don't know, Sparks. But I guess I'd say if it is just us... seems like an awful waste of space.

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Keaton : His name is Verbal. Verbal Kint.
McManus : Verbal?
Keaton : Yeah.
Verbal : Roger, really. People say I talk too much.
Hockney : Yeah, I was just about to tell you to shut up.

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Fenster : You do some time, they never let you go. You know. They treat you like a criminal. *I'm* not a criminal.
Hockney : You *are* a criminal.
Fenster : Now why'd you got to go and do that? (I'm) trying to make a point.

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Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.
Hockney : Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?

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You need to learn this: religion is poison. Poison. Like a poison it weakens the race. Like a drug, it retards the mind of people and society. "The opiate of the people". Tibet has been poisoned by religion, and your people are poisoned and inferior. Let me walk you to your car

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--Mao from Kundun

Hobbes
 

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Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
 
I really liked that movie too....so did my wife.
 

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Posted by MattB (Member # 1116) on :
 
"Bilko: This is Zimmerman. He was born without a personality.
Zimmerman: Hello."

"In the Latin alphabet, Jehovah begins with an I."

"Name's Ash. Housewares."

"I gotta go see about a girl."

"I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen."

"I'm the king of the echo people."

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies." (cheating a little bit)

"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."
 

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
 

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Hobbes
 

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Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
 
Woo! Thought of another one:

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Brick Tamland : I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland : I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy : Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland : I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy : Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland : I love lamp! I love lamp.

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I think I want to say that consistently now. I love lamp!
 

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Posted by Coccinelle (Member # 5832) on :
 
"I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby"

10 things I hate about you
 

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Posted by ReikoDemosthenes (Member # 6218) on :
 
"Inconceivable!"

"O captian, my captain"
 

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Posted by Coccinelle (Member # 5832) on :
 
"Not if she were the last woman on earth and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?"

"No more rhyming now, I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?"
 

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Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
"We lived our lives in FEAR!"
 

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Posted by Coccinelle (Member # 5832) on :
 
"Blaine? Blaine? That's not a name! That's a major appliance!"
 

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Posted by Vadon (Member # 4561) on :
 
"And I being poor have only my dreams, I have spread them under your feet, tread softly, because you tread on my dreams"

--Equillibrium

John Nash: Can't I get a doctor's note?
(lack of memory on name): John, you are a doctor, and no.

-- A Beautiful Mind

"Now, if given the choice of the weavels, which would you choose?"
"I would choose the right one, it seems to have be greater in volume and cleaner."
"But aren't we always told that in a seat of power we must always choose the lesser of the two weavels?

-- Master and Commander (Adlibbed where memory is lacking)

Miracle Max: Stop your knocking or I'll call the Brute Squad!
Fesig: Hey, I'm on the Brute Squad.
Miracle Max: (Looks at Fesig) You are the Brute Squad.

-- Princess Bride

I have more but, eh meh... Homework calls.
 

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Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
"...numchuck skills..."

The sad thing is that I've used that quote to successful comic effect twice in the last week.
 

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Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :
 
Many people think Spain is... HERE. On the other hand, there is a school of thought that claims Spain is... HERE. Those people too are wrong. So where is Spain? It could be here... here... here...

Money can't buy knives. Seriously, I walked into a cutlery store the other day and said, "Here, here's a hundred thousand dollars, can I buy a knife?" And they said no, "Money can't buy knives."

--Surf Ninjas
 

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Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
 
"But what does it do"
"It doesn't do anything. That's the beauty of it!"


AJ
 

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Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
 
*whack*
 

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Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :
 
"Grapes? I HATE grapes! I hate green grapes I hate purple grapes I hate grapes with seeds I hate grapes without seeds. I hate them peeled and non-peeled. I hate them in bunches, one at a time and in groups of twos and threes. I F-ING HATE GRAPES!!!!"

If you can get that quote I will be very impressed.
 

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Posted by Coccinelle (Member # 5832) on :
 
"What's wrong?
Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of."
 

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Posted by Coccinelle (Member # 5832) on :
 
"Searching for a boy in high school is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie"
 

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I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't wanna know. Some things are best left unsaid. I like to think they were singing about something so beautiful it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man at Shawshank felt free.

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Red, I do believe you're talking out of your ass.

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John: Why do you have to point out how stupid everyone is all the time?
Charlotte: I just thought it was funny.

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Bob : It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids.
Charlotte : It's scary.
Bob : The most terrifying day of your life is the day the first one is born.
Charlotte : Nobody ever tells you that.
Bob : Your life, as you know it... is gone. Never to return. But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk... and you want to be with them. And they turn out to be the most delightful people you will ever meet in your life.
Charlotte : That's nice.

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Charlotte : Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun.

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Andrew Largeman: You know that point in your life when you realize that the house that you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? All of the sudden even though you have some place where you can put your stuff that idea of home is gone.

Sam : I still feel at home in my house.

Andrew Largeman : You'll see when you move out it just sort of happens one day one day and it's just gone. And you can never get it back. It's like you get homesick for a place that doesn't exist. I mean it's like this right of passage, you know. You won't have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for you kids, for the family you start, it's like a cycle or something. I miss the idea of it. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place.

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Sam : You're in it right now, aren't you?

Andrew Largeman : What?

Sam : My mom always says that, when she can see i'm like working something out in my head, she's like, 'you're in it right now' and I'm looking at you're telling this story, and you're definitely in it.

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Sam : OK, so... I lie. I mean, I'm weird, man. About completely random stuff too, I don't even know why. It's like a tick or something, you know? Sometimes I'll hear myself say something and think to myself, "Wow, that wasn't even REMOTELY true."

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Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. More democratic.

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Bull Durham
 

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Posted by Toddokun (Member # 6932) on :
 
Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the f*ck." "What the f*ck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

-Risky Business
 

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Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
 
Don't cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end, like I do.
-Jerry Maguire

Well, okay... but I get to be on top.
-Big

Why must fireflies die so young?
-Grave of the Fireflies
 

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Posted by Fyfe (Member # 937) on :
 
"We can't stop here! This is bat country."
 

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Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
Beren, I LOVE Grave of the Fireflies. I got it from Netflix and tried to watch it by myself last month, and I just couldn't do it. That movie is so sad.
 

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Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
 
I know how you feel Kat. You needs lots of huggable friends and relatives to get through that movie.
 

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Posted by Stray (Member # 4056) on :
 
"It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility."

--Real Genius
 

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"You read the Bible, Ruthie?"
"Not as much as I should."
"Good. I think that's good. Folks read too much of it-they just get confused. That's why I like to hand out just one chapter at a time. That way, folks can deal with their confusion as it comes."
-Sister Husband and Novalee Nation, Where the Heart Is

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"Oooh, I hate the Colonel with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face: 'oooh, I know you're going to buy my chicken'."
"Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?"
"Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smart @$$!"

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There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? And what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love.

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You're not a eunuch, are you?

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- It's a sign!
- You don't believe in signs!

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Don't count, Eunice, I hate it when you count.

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You can't a-fool me! There is no sanity clause!

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How can you sleep with such big buttons on your pajamas?

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- And two hard-boiled eggs! (parp!)
- Make that three hard boiled eggs!

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This is not a psychotic breakdown; it's a cleansing moment of clarity.

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Mickey: Are they gonna be okay with you being a white guy?
Cliff : According to her they'll be happy that I'm a man. Apparently they think any woman over 30 who isn't married is a lesbian.
Mickey : Yeah, it's always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice.

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Jacob: Has anybody here read a book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.
Sex Machine : You mean like a Time-Life book?

Carlos : What, were they psychos, or...?
Seth : Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a %$@# how crazy they are.

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You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

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Kadeshi Ambassador:
This is the Garden of Kadesh. For thirteen generations we have protected it from the unclean. The Turanic Raiders who came before you refused to join and were punished for this trespass. Like theirs, your ship has already defiled this holy place. If you have come to join, we welcome you and will spare your ship until all have disembarked. If you have come to consume the garden, you will be removed at once. What are your intentions?

Kushan Ambassador:
We were unaware of the significance of this location. We mean you no conflict. Please allow us time to prepare our engines so we may withdraw as requested.

Kadeshi Ambassador:
If you will not join, then die. There is no withdrawal from the Garden.

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--Homeworld

--j_k

[ October 13, 2004, 09:45 PM: Message edited by: James Tiberius Kirk ]
 

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Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
 
Gaius Helen Mohiam: Many men have tried.
Paul Atreides: They tried and failed?
GHM: They tried and died.
 

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Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
 
"Do you mean that happy child?"

From "Toy Story," talking about Sid the psychotic.
 

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Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
 
One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and suddenly, you find yourself, sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister!
 

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Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
 
This routine actually saved me from being beaten to a pulp in High School:

Lou Costello: You want to fight?
Sarge: What?
C: You heard me, You want to fight.
S: Yeah. Yeah, I want to fight.
C: Ok, be outside in five minutes,
S: I'll be there.
C: And you better come alone.
S: I'll be alone.
C: YOu better come alone.
S; Oh, I'll be alone alright.
C: You'll be alone?
S: Yeah! I'll be alone!
C: You bet you'll be alone, bacause I'm not going to be there.
Costello turns and leaves. Sarge looks confused. Audience laughs.

You're In The Army Now

I played Costello, as the idiot wanting to pick on me after lunch fed me the Sarge's lines without realizing it. As I left the cafeteria laughter and applause kept the idiot from chasing me down and beating me to a pulp.
 

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Posted by Coccinelle (Member # 5832) on :
 
"Wax on, wax off"

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
 

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Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
 
-I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come where the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day...this day we fight!

-All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you.

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
 

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Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :
 
"He ate bacon for breakfast every day. You can't do that."
 

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Posted by Grigori (Member # 6917) on :
 
"I'm going to kill them all, sir."

"There are many decaffinated brands on the market just as tasty as the real thing."

"there is far a worse evil that walks among us. That evil is the indifference of good."

"Do you know what Hell is? Hell is not lakes of burning fire, or chains of ice. Hell is being removed from the sight of god and having his word taken from you."

"Your guns say 'Replica' on it. Mine says Desert Eagle, five point Oh."

"Uhh... Negative. I am a Meat Popsicle."

"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?"

Voice on the radio: "Sir, I'm hit. I'm bleeding pretty bad. I think I'm dying."

Lead Bad guy: "Continue Dying."

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

And last but not least...

"I haven't been F###ed like that since grade school..."
 

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Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
None of those comes close to registering a flicker of recognition for me. And I hope that last line involved someone who got flunked 8 times.
 

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Posted by Vadon (Member # 4561) on :
 
Here's a few more...

Number 5 barges in on stephanie in the bath
Stephanie: Number 5!?
5:Yes, escape, camoflauge.
S:You gotta get out of here or they'll find you.
(5 looks at her in the bath)5:Stephanie, change color.
S:(looks down, covers self)
5: Mmmm! Nice software!
S: You sure don't talk like a machine.

--Short Circut

Ben: That is not the worst of it, sir.
Howard: Don't tell me... his laser is still attatched?
Ben: Bimbo!

(That would be enough, but it gets better)
Howard: Oh great, that's just great!
Newton: Howard, Calm down!
Howard: Calm? How should I be calm? What would happen if it blew appart a truck-load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that, huh?
Ben: Nun soup?
Newton: Ben!

-- Short Circut

Johnny 5: Derf... A lifeforms gotta do, what a lifeforms gotta do. Step aside!
Fred: Hey lifeform! Cool it!

-- Short Circut 2

George: This boy needs a name...
Barbra: So what should we call him?
George: He's not so super...
Barbra: Man...
George: There it is! That's his name! Notsosuperman!
Barbra: Oh... It's so beautiful!

-- Not So Superman, I'd be suprised if someone else has seen it.

Geunia pig: Hey, Doc, I got a question for ya. Why am I called a geunia pig, when I'm not a pig... and I'm not from New Geunia.

-- Dr. Dolittle
 

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Posted by Coccinelle (Member # 5832) on :
 
"I want my two dollars"
 

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Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :
 
Wolf : No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me.

Various: Suck an elf!

Wolf : Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realize that I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it - "Breaking the Cycle", "Heal Yourself in 7 Days", "Stop Blaming Yourself, Please", and "Help for the Bedwetting Child", which I think I picked up by mistake.

Wolf : I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me.
Virginia : I don't trust you at all! You tried to eat my Grandmother.

Prince Wendell : I demand to be a happy puppy!

Tony : All right! Enough! I have a question! What is the point in having a door that has a horrible death behind it? Huh?
[picks up frog]
Frog: Get your hands off me!
Tony : What does that achieve?
Frog: What are you doing?
Tony : What is the purpose of your life? Just to be a pain?
Frog: Don't touch me there, only my girlfriend touches me there!
[Tony throws the frog through one of the doors]
Frog: WHOA!
[Tony slams the door, there's a large explosion and fireball]
Wolf : I guess it's the other one.

Dr. Horowitz : Ok, now I'm going to give you a word, and I want you to say the first word that comes to mind
Wolf : Oh, a game.
Dr. Horowitz : Here we go. Home?
Wolf : Cooking.
Dr. Horowitz : Wedding.
Wolf : Cake.
Dr. Horowitz : Dead.
Wolf : Meat.
Dr. Horowitz : Coward.
Wolf : Chicken.
Dr. Horowitz : Sexual.
Wolf : Ooh, appetite.
Dr. Horowitz : Love.
Wolf : To eat anything fluffy! Ah, sorry, more than one word. Start again?

All from the made-for-TV "The Tenth Kingdom." One of the most quotable movies I've ever seen.
 

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
 
"You usually don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."

--Ghostbusters

Hobbes
 

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Posted by CStroman (Member # 6872) on :
 
"Ooompa, Loompa, doopidy do. I have another question for you."
 

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Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :
 
"I like being butcher. You know who you are killing, and why."

Boris, from "The Man Who Knew Too Little"
 

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Posted by Lyraluthuen (Member # 6560) on :
 
"You are what you love, not what loves you."
-Adaption
 

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Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
Grigori, I recognize a few of your quotations, but not all. 4 sounds familiar, possibly The Devil's Advocate or The Rapture. 6 is The Fifth Element. 7 is Raiders of the Lost Ark. 9 is Pulp Fiction. 3 and 10 are bugging me because I know I've heard them but I can't remember where.
 

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Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
 
"Was he in grave danger?"
"Is there any other kind?"

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope."

"Yippee!"

"Have fun storming the castle!"
 

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Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
 
Detective Del Spooner: [sneezes] ...Sorry, I'm allergic to bulls**t.
-- I, Robot

Lester Burnham: [narrating] I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.
-- American Beauty

Lester Burnham: [narrating] It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.
-- American Beauty

"How are you ?" "God, it's been long time since anybody asked me that... I'm great."
-- American Beauty - Angela Hayes & Lester Burnham

Get busy living, or get busy dying...
-- Shawshank Redemption
 
 
I just remembered that I had a file with all sorts of quotes I like - from movies, books, music, life, heck, I even have saxon75's Ode and a comment by ak about being in love! It serves me better than my memory!
 

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Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
 
They say when you meet the love of your life, time stands still, and it's true. But what they don't tell you is that after that, it has to move twice as fast to catch up
 

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Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :
 
Big Fish!
 

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Posted by UofUlawguy (Member # 5492) on :
 
I finally rented Big Fish, because of the recommendations I saw here. My wife was angry with me afterward, because the ending made her cry.
 

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Posted by Coccinelle (Member # 5832) on :
 
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"
 

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Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
 
"It's only a flesh wound"

"Look on the bright side of life."

"Certainly sir has room for one small little mint..."

"Camelot is a silly place."

"She turned me into a newt....I got better."

[ October 14, 2004, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
 

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Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
 
"I had a finger up my @$$hole tonight."
"Oh, is it Friday already?"
 

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Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
 
"The Life of a repoman is always intense."

"Radiation, yes indeed! You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-boxed do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense! Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have 'em too. "

"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes."

"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are. "
 

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Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
 
"I will have poetry in my life. And adventure. And love. Love above all. No... not the artful postures of love, not playful and poetical games of love for the amusement of an evening, but love that... over-throws life. Unbiddable, ungovernable - like a riot in the heart, and nothing to be done, come ruin or rapture. Love - like there has never been in a play. "
 

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Posted by AbeLinclon (Member # 6923) on :
 

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Scene 3
[clop clop]
ARTHUR: Old woman!
DENNIS: Man!
ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!
ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'.
DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis'.
ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.'
DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the
behind you looked--
DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an
inferior!
ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By
exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist
dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our
society! If there's ever going to be any progress--
WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how
d'you do?
ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the
Britons. Who's castle is that?
WOMAN: King of the who?
ARTHUR: The Britons.
WOMAN: Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king.
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an
autonomous collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship.
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would--
ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives
in that castle?
WOMAN: No one live there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We
take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the
week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified
at a special biweekly meeting.
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal
affairs,--
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the
purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of
the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to
carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing
swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive
power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some
farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here
that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing
me, you saw it didn't you?

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-Monty Python and the holy Grail

This doesn't really stick in your head but it's hilarious...
 

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Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
 
"What on earth are you wearing?"
"Don't you like it? You bought it."
"Did I? How extraordinary of me..."

"Nobody can stab a corpse and not know it."
"Really? When was the last time you stabbed a corpse?"

"I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus."

"Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls."

Wow, I love movies. Yay!
 

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Posted by TimeTim (Member # 2768) on :
 
Ahhhh...

Fantastic. Rabbit, that quote just made my day.
 

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Posted by MattB (Member # 1116) on :
 
Because . . . there's something NASTY in the woodshed!
 

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Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :
 
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
 

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Posted by Grigori (Member # 6917) on :
 
1. Soldier: "I'm going to kill them all, sir."

2. Real Genius: "There are many decaffinated brands on the market just as tasty as the real thing."

3. Boondock Saints: "there is far a worse evil that walks among us. That evil is the indifference of good."

4. Prophecy: (courtesy of viggo) "Do you know what Hell is? Hell is not lakes of burning fire, or chains of ice. Hell is being removed from the sight of god and having his word taken from you."

5. Snatch: "Your guns say 'Replica' on it. Mine says Desert Eagle, five point Oh."

6. 5th element: "Uhh... Negative. I am a Meat Popsicle."

7. Indiana Jones: "Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?"

8: The long Kiss goodnight: Voice on the radio: "Sir, I'm hit. I'm bleeding pretty bad. I think I'm dying."

Lead Bad guy: "Continue Dying."

9: Pulp Fiction: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

And last but not least...

10 Fight Club: "I haven't been F###ed like that since grade school..."
 

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Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
 
It's Megamaid. She's gone from suck to blow.
 

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Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
 
You know for that Fight Club quote the line was originally, "I want to have your abortion." However, many groups objected to that line, so they changed it to what it is today. When they saw that they realized it was far, far worse, and objected again, but by then it was too late.

I love that story.
 

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Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
"They will all taste oblivion. Which tastes just like Red Bull. Which is disgusting."

Red vs. Blue
 

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Posted by Vadon (Member # 4561) on :
 
Young Grasshopper... (add whatever)

--Kung-fu 'nuff said.

The children are throwing snowballs! Instead of throwing heads!

--Nightmare Before Christmas

Howard: Why are you taking number 1!?
Newton: Howard, our best defense against Number 5 is Number 1, how else do we defend ourselves.
Howard: Oh great, so instead of $11,000,000 on the run we have 22!
Ben: Plus we are needing gas money.

-- Short Circut

Lee:Do you understand the words that I am speaking!?
Carter: No one can understand the words that are commin' outta yo' mouth, man!

-- Rush Hour 2

Follow the Yellow Brick Road!
-- Wizard of Oz.

Forrester: I have a homeland I haven't visited for fifty years.
Jemal: Oh, that's Ireland right?
Forrester: Scotland for (pete's for censoring) sake!
Jemal:I know, I'm jus' playin' with you man.

-- Finding Forrester

(Flatuence)
Austin: Did you just soil yourself?
FB: *grins* Maybay.
Austin: Ugh! That's just sick.
FB: Oh! Oh yes! Wafting... Wafting... Ach, you gotta love yer own brand! It smells like, wet dog, covered in Crap!

-- Austin Powers, Gold Member
 

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Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
 
Jimmy Stewart in Shenandoah: "Well I might as well tell you right now that I can't think of another thing I want to hear you say."

What a slick way to tell somebody to shut up.
 

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Posted by Lupus (Member # 6516) on :
 

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keep icing your front bum. Swelling continues if you don't ice

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For the first time in my life, I was in love. And I knew it would last forever... Boy was I a dumb ass.

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Danilov : I've been such a fool, Vassili. Man will always be man. There is no new man. We worked so hard to create a society that was equal, where there'd be nothing to envy your neighbour. But there's always something to envy. A smile, a friendship, something you don't have and want to appropriate. In this world, even a Soviet one, there will always be rich and poor. Rich in gifts, poor in gifts. Rich in love, poor in love.

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Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves
against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh
fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad.
When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes
after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!

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Now nearly all those I loved and did not understand when I was young are dead, but I still reach
out to them.

Of course, now I am too old to be much of a fisherman, and some friends think I shouldn't. Like
many fly fishermen in western Montana where the summer days are almost Arctic in length, I often
do not start fishing until the cool of the evening. Then in the Arctic half-light of the canyon, all
existence fades to a being with my soul and memories and the sounds of the Big Blackfoot River
and a four-count rhythm and the hope that fish will rise.

Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's
great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless
raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs.

I am haunted by waters.

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In our family, there was no clear line between religion and fly fishing. We lived at the junction of great trout rivers in western Montana, and our father was a Presbyterian minister and a fly fisherman who tied his own flies and taught others. He told us about Christ's disciples being fishermen, and we were to assume, as my brother and I did, that all first-class fishermen on the Sea of Galilee were fly fishermen and that John, the favorite, was a dry-fly fisherman.

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It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.

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Posted by Lost Ashes (Member # 6745) on :
 
You wanna get outta here? You talk to me.

--The Road Warrior
 

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Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
 
"I taught that kid everything he knows. . . but not everything I know."
Lance Henrikson in Near Dark a great vampire movie.

[ October 15, 2004, 05:50 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
 

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Posted by babager (Member # 6700) on :
 
I'm your Huckleberry
 

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Posted by babager (Member # 6700) on :
 
Men are rats, they're fleas on rats, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. They're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can trust is her Daddy.
 

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Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
 
"In 30 years of war, bloodshed, and tragedy the Italians came up with Michaelangelo, Da Vinvi and the Renaissance. The Swiss had 500 years of peace and brotherhood, what did they come up with? The cookoo clock."
Orson Wells as Harry Lime, The Third Man

[ October 15, 2004, 06:03 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
 

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Posted by Lost Ashes (Member # 6745) on :
 
TheRabbit quotes Repo Man... one of my favorites.
 

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Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
babager: I have that as a sig on one forum.

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I cursed thirty-seven times last
week... I said the f-word a couple
times, but mostly "sh!#s" and
"bastards."
(beat)
Is "Douche bag" a curse?

I suppose it's in its usage.

How about "John you're a douche bag
for kissing Barbara?"

That's a curse.

Then it's not thirty-seven. It's
seventy-one.

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I was at this party once. I'm on a
couch with Sara Mckinney. She was
just sitting there, looking
beautiful and staring at me. I go
to lean in and kiss her and I
realize I have gum in my mouth. I
turn and take out the gum. Stuff
it in my paper cup next to the sofa
and turn around. Sara Mckinney
throws up all over herself.
I knew the second it happened. It
was a miracle. I could have been
kissing her when she threw up.
That would have scarred me for
life. I may never have recovered.
I'm a miracle man. Those lights
are a miracle.

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-Signs
 

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Posted by QuinnM (Member # 6835) on :
 
"What the f** did you f**ing f**cks f**king.. F**K!!!"

"Well, that demenstrates the diveristy of the word"

- Boondock Saints

"Is it dead?"

- Boondock Saints

"I can't find my finger"

- Boondock Saints

"Are you stalking me? Because that would be super."

- Van Wilder

"Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. "

- Van Wilder

Van Wilder : What is wrong with people today?
Hutch : [taking a hit from a bong] It's the internet, it fries their brain cells.

- Van Wilder

Last one, i promise:

"ou shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive. "

- Van Wilder
 

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Posted by Intelligence3 (Member # 6944) on :
 
"No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to. "

Points to whoever identifies it.

Edit: No cheating to do a search.

[ October 16, 2004, 08:26 PM: Message edited by: Intelligence3 ]
 

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Posted by Cashew (Member # 6023) on :
 
"I am no woman!"

"I need a vacation..."

I got another one that's my favourite all time, but I can't think of it right now. AAAAGGHHHH!!!
 

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Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
 
The rumba is the vertical expression of a horizontal wish. You have to hold her, like the skin on her thigh is your reason for living. Let her go, like your heart's being ripped from your chest. Throw her back, like you're going to have your way with her right here on the dance floor. And then finish, like she's ruined you for life.

-Shall We Dance
 

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Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
 
Mike: Things haven't been that smooth on the homefront -- so, tone it down a little.

Worm: Tone what down, motherfu****?
 

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Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
Rabbit, A River Runs Through It is one of my all-time favorite movies.
 

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Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
 
"Little girls are the devil!" -The Waterboy
 

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Posted by babager (Member # 6700) on :
 
I think I feel a turtle head pokin' out.
 

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Posted by Proteus (Member # 794) on :
 
"Stop, sir. I beseech you. I apologize, Mr. Bassett, for calling your wife a bloated wart-hog. I trust honor has been satisfied, and bid you good day."

"I am Conner MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518, in the village of Glamis, on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal"

- There some easy ones.
 

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Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
 
I feel bad for those of you whose "unforgettable" quotes are so utterly disgusting.
 

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Posted by Aerin (Member # 3902) on :
 

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I'm like the dumb girl that doesn't get it. I've never been the dumb girl before. It ain't so great.

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Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

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"No one sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock."

"How am I not myself?"

"Why? What happens in a meadow at dusk?"
Response, simultaneous: "Nothing!/Everything!"
"Nothing!/Everything!" "Nothing!/Everything!"

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Heather Chandler: Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.

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Heather Chandler: You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.

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Veronica Sawyer : I just killed my best friend.
J.D. : And your worst enemy.
Veronica Sawyer : Same difference.

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Veronica Sawyer : [after she shoots J.D] You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life.

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Heather Duke: I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.

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Heather Chandler: Corn Nuts.

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"Daddy, What's a war?"

"Well... a war is when people hurt other people... and soldiers like daddy try to stop them."

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What are you lookin at, you hockey puck?

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