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Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
I'm getting married and moving to New Zealand! [Big Grin]

Actually, to be more accurate, I'm already married, in drunken shotgun fashion. Appropriately, I have both before and after pictures.

Huzzah! Now I just have to ensure that my citizenship doesn't lapse so that I can commence with the moving operations. [Big Grin]

[ August 18, 2021, 11:44 PM: Message edited by: twinky ]
 
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
 
awww! How cute! Congratulations!
 
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
 
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

I guess I win the race for the Canadian babies. Sorry Kama and Katharina. [Razz]

[ October 15, 2004, 11:00 PM: Message edited by: tt&t ]
 
Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :
 
[Eek!]
 
Posted by RRR (Member # 6601) on :
 
*laugh*

I see no ring... >_>
 
Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :
 
I don't see his left hand. AAAAH! Twinky! Did you lose your left hand!? NOOOOOOO!
 
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
 
Kama and Frisco are rapidly losing the "Hatrack's most beautiful couple status" I don't think they can regain it...

AJ
 
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
Since we posted our threads at nearly the same time, I thought I'd say congrats, you yellow bastard.
 
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
 
Congrats to both of you!!!!!!1
 
Posted by Anti-Christ (Member # 5714) on :
 
[Hat] 'Grats, kids. Take care of each other. :}

D.
 
Posted by ReikoDemosthenes (Member # 6218) on :
 
*needs to see a photo of the ring before buying this...*

but just in case, congratulations
 
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
 
*throws rice*

*watches birds die*

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Grisha (Member # 6871) on :
 
where is the rice throwing smilie when we need it?

Oh well, the rice probably would not make it all the way to New Zealand anyway, so Congradlations.

Also the shirt with all the writeing on it looks cool. [Razz]
 
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
 
My sister made that shirt for me. [Smile]
 
Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
 
*offers fake congratulations*
 
Posted by Jaiden (Member # 2099) on :
 
*blinks*
 
Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
 
Fake wedding, fake congratulations.

*shrug*

It makes sense, doesn't it?
 
Posted by Jaiden (Member # 2099) on :
 
that isn't what I was blinking at... I was blinking at the whole thread...

*continues blinking*

[ October 16, 2004, 12:43 AM: Message edited by: Jaiden ]
 
Posted by MaydayDesiax (Member # 5012) on :
 
*sigh* Someone upstairs is taunting me...

Anyway, congrats!
 
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
[Cry]

twinky *sob* how could you! *sniff* And after all we shared! *sniffle* You'll, you'll be *sobs harder* hearing from my lawyers (Dagonee, please) for breach of promise!
 
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
 
Oh great. A Canuck and a Kiwi. Sounds like a chuffed life of sitting on the "dick", drinkin' cold ones, and eating candyfloss, eh?
 
Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :
 
:: joins Jaiden in the blinking ::

*yay for marriages!*

*yay for New Zealand!*

*yay for Kiwi's!*

*yay for moving!*

*yay for Kylie!*

*yay for twinky!*

:: Congratulations to all! ::

<< waits for story >>

*yay for more Kylie/Twinky pics!*

[ October 16, 2004, 01:58 AM: Message edited by: Zevlag ]
 
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
 
Who said this ain't real? They're lying. Soon there will be little MiniKiwiTwinkies scampering about in the bush. The cute widdle things.
 
Posted by Pod (Member # 941) on :
 
No offense twink, but a kiwi twinky sounds really unappitizing.
 
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
 
Holy crap! Congratulations!

Of course, details must now be furnished. I think my theory about marriage being in the Hatrack water is dead-on.
 
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
 
Wait, you mean I was right? Anything that winds up with me being right about requires some violent headshaking and a panicked white voice crying out "no, no, this doesn't add up at all!"

I'm thinking this is a play on Perelandra's thread. I think this because even my terminally gullible ass doesn't buy that they're married. Sorry, Twinky, you're cute for a dude, but I retain the firm (ha!) hopes I've always held (ha!) that Kylie'll come to her senses and start noticing how attractive her scantily-clad and open-minded redheaded lingerie model chick roommate is. My denial supports my belief system! Judging by how high membership is in the Republican party, it seems pretty effective...
 
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
 
*joins blinking club*

Rewind...

[Eek!]
 
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
 
Lalo, I thought it was a play on Glynn's thread, too, but this thread was started first . . .

So . . . congrats, guys.

And you do owe us the whole story. [Smile]
 
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
 
Congratulations. You look a lot larger in the after-picture. Is that what marriage does to people?
 
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
 
Bob: yes, it does.Before marriage, when you go to dinner together, you at least have to walk from the car to the restaurant. Once married, you lose even that little bit of exercise.

Twinkster, are you really married? Congratulations!
 
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
*gathers hope*

I'll believe it when I see a picture of them kissing.
 
Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
 
Oh no...

Don't encourage them!
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Are you saying I can't have a married man's babies? Pffft!
 
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
 
quote:
Lalo, I thought it was a play on Glynn's thread, too, but this thread was started first . . .
Didn't Kama do this back during her summer trip to the States, too? LOL
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
No, mine was true. We got divorced, though.
 
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
 
*le sigh*

You know, it's a good thing I was well paid for my time at Big Pharma TM, twink. Otherwise I don't know how I'd spring for a ticket out to NZ. So, umm, I know the best man has to stand next to you and look pretty during the wedding (and lets face it, you need all the help you can get [Wink] ) but do I have to throw some sort of party as well? I don't know the country at all! And you're *already* married, you're just doing the ceremony over right for friends and family. Is there such a thing as a "just married but getting remarried right party"?

Get your ass off of cloud nine and call me back about this, you wanker.

Oh, and congrats [Big Grin]
 
Posted by gnixing (Member # 768) on :
 
lmao.

that's all.
[ROFL]
 
Posted by dread pirate romany (Member # 6869) on :
 
Wow....congrats!
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
[Roll Eyes]

Suuuuuure. I'll believe this one when Kylie admits that a kiwi is a green fruit with brown skin.
 
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
 
A kiwi is a green fruit with brown skin.
 
Posted by stacey (Member # 3661) on :
 
I can see your bra throughthat see-through top you absolute slut-skank-whore Kylie
 
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
 
YOU shut up!

(I think it was the flash, it's not normally that see-through, and you know it. [Razz] )
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
*blink*

Ok, I take it back, I still don't believe it. But I am going to frame that, before she has a chance to edit. [Big Grin]

quote:
tt&t
Member
Member # 5600

posted October 16, 2004 10:58 PM
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A kiwi is a green fruit with brown skin.


 
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
 
I wasn't planning on editing, but that's the only time you'll ever see me say it. [Razz]
 
Posted by stacey (Member # 3661) on :
 
A kiwi is a bird. Or a person born in NZ is also referred to as being a kiwi. A kiwiFRUIT is a green fruit with brown skin. Kylie you loser!!!
 
Posted by stacey (Member # 3661) on :
 
By the way are you married?
 
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
 
Pfft. That's why she's framing it, cos it's the only time I've ever said that.

USUALLY I argue. Loser. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
Ah, sisterly love . . . [Wink]
 
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
 
What do you think? [Razz]

(Also, sorry for not replying to your text, I ran out of money on my phone and was too lazy to top up).
 
Posted by stacey (Member # 3661) on :
 
Hah I'm not a loser. Your more of a loser than I will ever be. And if you did get married and didn't tell me I would kiiiill you by whacking you in the back of the head with a spade and then feed you to the pigs and then when we eat the pigs it means I will be eating you..........and then the rest. So there.
(what a lazy ass for not topping up your phone)

[ October 16, 2004, 11:19 PM: Message edited by: stacey ]
 
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
 
Heh. Try it.

Anyway, I AM telling you. Didn't you read the thread?

[ October 16, 2004, 11:26 PM: Message edited by: tt&t ]
 
Posted by stacey (Member # 3661) on :
 
I rang up mum and shes gonna kick your ass [Taunt]
 
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
 
Uh oh...

I probably should have invited them, huh.

>_>
 
Posted by stacey (Member # 3661) on :
 
Yeah. Should of. Bizarch. Its almost as bad as saying kiwis were green fuit with brown skin. Don't know whats happing to you Kylie. Your just out of control......
 
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
 
Well, I don't know what's happening to your grammar.
 
Posted by stacey (Member # 3661) on :
 
wat grama?
 
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
 
[Razz]
 
Posted by stacey (Member # 3661) on :
 
Anyway you're not married are you? 'cause thats just mean not inviting me.
 
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
That's what the second ceremony is for. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by stacey (Member # 3661) on :
 
ok [Smile] am i a bridesmaid? i will as long as there is no pink at all anywhere.
 
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
 
Oh come on, you know you secretly love pink.

[ October 17, 2004, 12:09 AM: Message edited by: tt&t ]
 
Posted by stacey (Member # 3661) on :
 
don't be silly [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
 
Help me, I'm so confused. I missed something major here... [Confused]
 


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