We must all look at the state of Affairs, it can be agreed upon that All is not well.
We are at the other end of the spectrum, it's gasoline coating wood with striking matches falling.
Oh, how I pray for You.
I Pray for all of Us.
I look to the Globe, almost filled, all men and women, boys and girls,
You are my Family.
I Love You.
I wish to share with you my dreams, of Glory and Grace. GOD is our Father and our Mother.
There is something Good and Glorious for all of us.
GOD is the greatest of All.
He gave us food, and language, and strength, Love and kisses, cool winds, great Sunsets and Laughing Friends.
This whole entire world is MAGIC.
Pure and Beautiful magic.
You find something wrong, i tell you it be man-made.
God is great, God loves you, God gives you the Greatest of Gifts, and strokes your breathe with Joy.
God is the greatest Godfather the mind could ever imagine.
If you have problems, they are from your family, the 6 billion and change of other human beings on planet Earth.
Can you imagine the room filled with 673,840,781 people? the drinks and food you must prepare?
That is what this world is, one room filled with a family of over 6 billion LARGE .
War is not and never will be the Answer.
and if War is the times, good men must ONLY fight with Honorable weapons.
A good man, a good warrior, a good poet cannot adopt the cruel and evil weapons of the demons that attempt to defeat him.
This is the Time that the heart, mind and soul of Man, the son of God, awakes and recalls the power within his spirit.
This world can be All that is Wonderful.
The tides can be dispelled, the bombs can be set to off and all men and women can rememeber and understand why we each and everyone of us can respect each and every creature that GOD created.
We must do this.
This is the only way to a good future for all of mankind.
Oh, to the lights and sounds of the Divine.
Life lives, and Love creates, and Nothing will ever be able to destroy this TRUTH.
<<<THOR>>>
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
I do speak.
Here I sit on the Throne you've built for me.
Servo: We know! We can hear the echo off the bathroom walls.
We must all look at the state of Affairs,
Mike: Let's see...Jane's at the Best Western on Friday nights, Emma's at the Sheraton on Tuesday...
it can be agreed upon that All is not well.
Crow: 3:30 Hatrack time, and all is not well!
We are at the other end of the spectrum,
Servo: Which one is the other end? Are we on the business end? I yearn to know what's on the end that we are the other of...of which we are the other....
Mike: Settle down.
it's gasoline coating wood with striking matches falling.
Servo: The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!
Mike: Quiet, I think he's serious.
Crow: Halleluja, it's rainin' metaphors!
Mike: Oh, forget it.
Oh, how I pray for You.
I Pray for all of Us.
I look to the Globe,
Crow: The Boston Globe?
almost filled,
Servo: With Bavarian Cream.
Mike: I like lemon jelly.
Crow: Shh! I want to hear more metaphors.
all men and women, boys and girls,
Servo: Lend me your ears!
Mike: You know, I just noticed that you don't have any...
Crow: Shh!
Servo&Mike: Sorry!
You are my Family.
Mike: I'll make you an offer you can't refuse...
Servo: Pass the cannoli.
I Love You.
Mike: You had me at "Hello".
Crow: I'm going to smother you with a hamdinger in your sleep....
I wish to share with you my dreams, of Glory and Grace. GOD is our Father and our Mother.
Servo: Can I have five bucks?
Mike: Go ask your mother.
Servo: Can I have-
Mike: No.
Crow: I give up.
There is something Good and Glorious for all of us.
GOD is the greatest of All.
Crow: Believe it on not, he's walking on air...
Servo: Good one!
Mike: See, isn't this more fun than crappy metaphors?
He gave us food, and language, and strength, Love and kisses, cool winds,
Servo: And Kool-Aid.
great Sunsets and Laughing Friends.
This whole entire world is MAGIC.
Crow: God keeps playing with the HumblePrayer deck, and I'm getting Manascrewed.
Pure and Beautiful magic.
You find something wrong, i tell you it be man-made.
Mike: He's never had my mom's meatloaf...
God is great, God loves you, God gives you the Greatest of Gifts,
Servo: A body pillow?
Mike: Enriched uranium?
Crow: A uranium body pillow?
Mike: Huh?
Crow: Then you'd glow in the dark.
Mike&Servo: Oh.
and strokes your breathe with Joy.
Crow: That's even better than the first one!
Servo: Is that like gargling with dishsoap?
Mike: Stroked by God, tonight on Maury Povich.
God is the greatest Godfather the mind could ever imagine.
Mike: I pictured God a little taller and skinnier than Brando.
Crow: Also more omnipotent.
If you have problems, they are from your family, the 6 billion and change of other human beings on planet Earth.
Crow: Who's "and change"?
Mike: You know the guy on the corner who plays the spoons?
Servo: Oh, yeah! I gave him a quarter.
Can you imagine the room filled with 673,840,781 people?
Crow: Why does everyone always ask me that question?
the drinks and food you must prepare?
Servo: I hope they like coctail weenies.
That is what this world is, one room filled with a family of over 6 billion LARGE .
Servo: I find that discriminatory towards bulemics and anorexics.
War is not and never will be the Answer.
and if War is the times, good men must ONLY fight with Honorable weapons.
Mike: What, they beat each other with religious texts?
Crow: I think he meant ninja stars.
A good man, a good warrior, a good poet
Crow: Arnold Schwarzenegger for President in '08.
Mike: A poet?
Crow: Oh, I thought he said "crappy actor".
cannot adopt
Servo: I think warrior poets should be allowed to adopt.
the cruel and evil weapons of the demons that attempt to defeat him.
This is the Time that the heart,
Servo: All I want to do is make loooove to you...
mind and soul of Man, the son of God, awakes
Mike: Is this a Folgers ad?
and recalls the power within his spirit.
Crow: Man, what did I DRINK last night?
This world can be All that is Wonderful.
Crow: You could capitalize any word you wanted!
The tides can be dispelled, the bombs can be set to off
Mike: They have switches?
Servo: Always cut the blue wire.
Crow: I thought it was red?
Servo: Whatever. Kill us all and let God sort us out.
and all men and women can rememeber and understand
Mike: Yet they can't set their VCR clocks.
why we
Crow: ...keep writing vertically...
each and everyone of us
Crow: Thank you, Tiny Tim...
can respect
Servo: Just a little bit....
Mike: Baby!
Crow: Just a little bit...
each and every creature that GOD created.
Mike: Even the mosquito?
Servo: Should I stop laughing at the platypus?
We must do this.
Servo,Mike&Crow: We must do this.
Crow: Brains...juicy brains....
This is the only way to a good future for all of mankind.
Oh, to the lights and sounds of the Divine.
Crow: I can't seem to find the dimmer.
Servo: Or the mute button.
Life lives,
Mike: Err...
and Love creates,
Crow: Yes, and the soul knits sweaters. Get on with it!
and Nothing will ever be able to destroy this TRUTH.
Mike: They must put it in one of those "black boxes".
<<<THOR>>>
Crow: What's a THOR?
Mike: I think it's an acronym.
Servo: The Hatrack Overtly Religious?
Crow: Whatever it is, I'll have two of whatever he's on.
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
:snort:
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
<snicker>
[edit: dang you Scott!! I have to learn to read faster]
[ October 22, 2004, 07:55 AM: Message edited by: KarlEd ]
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
EDIT: Oh, never mind. I can't rap.
[ October 22, 2004, 08:47 AM: Message edited by: Scott R ]
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
If something is wrong, it is man-made.
But God made man.
Ergo?
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
ergo... if God doesn't exist, man doesn't either?
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Frisco
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
Three of my heads are now rolling on the floor.
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Eddie, that was bea-U-tiful.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
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Frisco