*confused* WHERE at the alamo? There's not any place that really private, except maybe behind some trees somewhere. Even inside the buildings are stone floors and wooden benches.
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
I don't think they were really trying to be private....
FG
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Two soldiers from a medical unit were putting on a show and got arrested - to the tune of $500 bail, if I remember the story.
"Remember the Alamo" takes on a whole new meaning, to be sure.
-Trevor
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I think this is one of the best Dobies we've had in a while, even if I say so myself.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
"Matthew, I just don't think we'll make it, we're too incompatiable as people."
"But Kristine my love, remember the Alamo!"
Hobbes Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
I officially hate T now, I so had that joke first!
Hobbes Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Ya know, I've been hated by worse people.
-Trevor
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Aww, that's sweet, I no longer hate you, just your sin of posting the joke before me.
Hobbes Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Why don't you two get yourself a room...
or a national monument.
While memorable romantic interludes may include the use of handcuffs, they should not include the use of handcuffs by police officials not involved in said romantic interlude.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
quote:Why don't you two get yourself a room...
or a national monument.
Why do you think they call it "The Rose Bowl"?
No, I can do better.
If I made a joke about Escelante would anyone get the tie in to it being created by Clinton? No, perhaps something else then...
It could've been worse, it could've been the Lincon Memorial.
Hobbes Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
All depends on your tastes.
And it reminds me of a bad joke:
"A plane is flying over the Atlantic when it develops engine trouble. The pilot radios the cabin and informs the passengers that unless three people jump overboard, the entire plane will crash.
An Englishman walks to the door, cries 'God save the Queen!' and leaps overboard.
A Frenchman walks to the door, cries, 'Vie va le France!' and jumps out.
A Texan saunters up to the door, hollers 'Remember the Alamo!' and pushes two Mexicans overboard."
-Trevor
Edit: Hell, it should have been the Washington Monument. Or the Capital Building - a finer collection of pricks is hard to beat.
[ October 27, 2004, 05:31 PM: Message edited by: TMedina ]
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
He: How was it. She: Monumental.
When I was in high school we called it "Parking" but this is ridiculous.
[ October 27, 2004, 05:32 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Gawd, now I'm gonna giggle every time I see a "No Parking here" sign.
"Compact Parking only."
-Trevor
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
quote:When I was in high school we called it "Parking" but this is ridiculous.
If you think this is bad, just imagine how the Mexicans felt when they, erm, discovered the Alamo!
Am I making some sort of lewd innuendo? You don't know! It looks like something is there, but everytime you try to grasp it, it slips out of your hands.
Hobbes Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
Just remember, there's no basement in the Alamo!
-Bok
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
I love the wording in that article:
quote: The report said Kristine Nissel, 18, and Matthew Hotard, 19, were partially clad when the officer apprehended them after several tourists watched the couple and became upset.
(emphasis added)
It's like they were upset, but just couldn't stop watching... Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
I guess they were too busy rubber-necking at the crash.
Which is, of course, a failed attempt at parking.
-Trevor
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
The proper response isn't to go tell on the couple, but to wait for them to finish and then clap.
Dagonee
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
And hold up score cards.
Yet another poorly chosen phrase for this thread.
-Trevor
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
That sounds eirly like the end of A Clockwork Orange.
Hobbes Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
The movie, like the sites, have a certain appeal.
-Trevor
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Yes, and lack of apparel.
Hobbes Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
You could say there was a peril of being arrested.
-Trevor
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
These are apparel-less times...
Hobbes Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
That's not what Madame Ruby says Bok.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
How low can you go in the Alamo?
Hobbes Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Well, they got their just desserts in the Alamode.
I'll let you make your own cherry joke here.
-Trevor
Edit: Although the banana didn't split fast enough, apparently.
[ October 27, 2004, 06:13 PM: Message edited by: TMedina ]
Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
Did Large Marge send ya, Noemon?
-Bok
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
You shouldn't make fun of someone else's venerealability T.
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