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Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :

The Skippy List

It's amazing how much of the humor translates.

-Trevor

Posted by dkw (Member # 3264) on :

*snicker*

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33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.

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49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”.

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194. Shouldn't take incriminating photos of my chain of command.

195. Shouldn't use Photoshop ® to create incriminating photos of my chain of command.

Posted by newfoundlogic (Member # 3907) on :

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170. Not allowed to “defect” to OPFOR during training missions.

That would be awesome.

Posted by Sara Sasse (Member # 6804) on :

Hilarious. I read some aloud to my husband. [Smile]

Thanks for the humor tonight.

Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :

I read practically the entire thing to my roommate and friends. MUWAHAHA..

I win. [Wink]

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

My students should mind this one:

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87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

Posted by dread pirate romany (Member # 6869) on :

I tell my kids that.

Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :

Oh yeah, I laughed for hours at this thing [Smile]

You should check some of his friends' lists. The one about using a cleaning rod and an M-16 to find meat for the tribe is awesome [Smile]

Posted by HonoreDB (Member # 1214) on :

I am forever in your debt for this link.

[No No]

Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :

This is hilarious.

Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :

[ROFL]