The night had fallen...all was quiet. Except for the dog. The dog was not quiet, and he was contradicting my statement that all was quiet. So to take care of that, I had to feed him several cans of dog food. That sure shut him up!
From that we see that the proper approach to any problem in life is food. If someone is whining at you? Take a spoon and stick some food in their mouth. Your wife complaining? Same.
Seriously. Try it out. You'll be surprised at how effective it is.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
*pies Phanto*
Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :
I am both giggling and gasping at the audacity of that statement, my mouth open wide open ^^.
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