*Sends JADB to Siberia until he learns to be amusing.*
[ December 13, 2004, 10:13 PM: Message edited by: King of Men ]
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
*Comes out of cryostorage with a maniacal laugh, destroying the decadent, hedonistic culture that the rebels have built up in his absence by allying with the invading space aliens from the ninth dimension. At the last moment, betrays space aliens to become a cultural hero to the human population. Is elected Hereditary President-for-Life of Earth. Sends all descendants of Yozhik the Rebel Leader to Siberia. Discovers that Siberia has become a pleasure resort due to global warming. Sulks. Sends Yozhik's descendants to Mexico instead; if they can't count trees, they can at least be subject to Montezuma's Revenge.*
Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
Boy, you ARE bored!
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
I've got a paper that you're welcome to work on.
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
Bah, I'm off to bed. You people had best be coming up with something amusing during the night, or heads will roll.
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
rolling rolling rolling get those dobies rolling rolling rolling rolling hatrack!
Posted by plaid (Member # 2393) on :
A friend has a daughter who sometimes complains "I'm bored" when her mom's playing Scrabble with me (and NOT paying attention to her, shame shame shame).
To which her mom points out "Only boring people are bored."
I like that phrase. It's a good reminder that if you feel things are boring, that's your own problem, go MAKE things interesting.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
quote: I've got a paper that you're welcome to work on.
Heh...heh...heh...
*goes back to working on essay number 28 of about 70 that must be finished tomorrow* *checks watch* Make that later today...