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Posted by OlavMah (Member # 756) on :

This is totally absurd. I had to post it. (A friend emailed it to me.)

Substitute "pants" for nouns in your favorite STAR WARS quotes:

R2-D2, where are your pants?

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

I have no need for pants.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

He suggests that if you remove his pants, he might be able to play back the
entire recording.

Look, sir: pants.

Lock the door... And hope they don't have pants.

TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?

I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

Uh... we had a slight, uh, pants malfunction.

Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

You came in those pants?

A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my
old master.

Don't seem to remember ever owning pants.

Your pants, you'll have to leave them outside.

Myself, the boy, two droids... and no pants.

He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an
Imperial Cruiser.

With the pants down, I can't see a thing.

All right, men. Load your pants!

Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :

I've seen that done for the Lord of the Rings movies, my favorite being:

"Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants. "

Posted by OlavMah (Member # 756) on :

So this is a normal thing to do? Why? I mean...

Yeah...

Why?

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

...

*snicker*

*guffaw*

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Big Grin]

Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :

Am I misreading or did you not include "Luke, I am your pants"?

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

quote:
So this is a normal thing to do? Why? I mean...

Yeah...

Why?

I think Alcon explained it best:

quote:
Take a quote, remove a key word or two and replace it with the word "pants", repeat the modified quote out of context. Laugh uncontrollably.

(I'm not pointing this out to be critical. Instead, I'm trying to draw attention to the Princess Bride quotations I modified in the fourth post. I'm quite proud of those. I need more attention. [Big Grin]

)

Posted by OlavMah (Member # 756) on :

Yeah but... replace any noun with any other and you can get some funny sounding sentences. You could, like, do this whole book of paragraphs with blanks in them and then have people fill in random words that are the right part of speech and then... oh wait....

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

Star Wars Pants Page

Star Wars Spankings

[ December 15, 2004, 02:32 PM: Message edited by: ketchupqueen ]

Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :

[Dont Know]

must be a guy thing......

Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :

It's the same as the ol' Forune cookie "In a bed" trick.

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

Icky, the Princess Bride ones are hilarious.

quote:
Fezzick, tear his pants off.

I laughed. [Smile]

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

I do this with booger. I don't think it's as funny as pants though.

Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :

Should this be done for enders game ? [Dont Know]

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

The enemy's pants are down?

Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by OlavMah (Member # 756) on :

"You've been in charge of our pants for months now."

Bean to Ender: "I want a pants."

Valentine to Ender: "Still paddling the old pants."

Yeah, I still don't get it.

Posted by MattB (Member # 1116) on :

I used to do this with 'monkey' and movie titles on long car trips in order to drive my sister insane.

Silence of the Monkeys
A Beautiful Monkey
The Return of the Monkey
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Monkey
Schindler's Monkey
Gone with the Monkey
All Quiet on the Western Monkey
Harry Potter and the Monkey of Secrets

Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :

Come on it's not the result it's the act of substitution in a fitting situation that's funny. I mean "The enemy's pants are down" is so perfect. It is distinctive (you can tell what it is supposed to be) but yet works also with 'pants'.

It's not the product, it's the act.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

quote:
Yeah, I still don't get it

You seem to...

I think the best thing is "between the sheets" at the end of every sentence. My friends and I used to do that in boring assemblies. We got kicked out for laughing uproariously at a Red Ribbon Week assembly.

[ December 15, 2004, 02:49 PM: Message edited by: ketchupqueen ]

Posted by OlavMah (Member # 756) on :

Yeah, but adding "in bed" or "between the sheets" is funny because we have more metaphors for sex than actual words. Substituting nouns can be funny, but heck, putting "poodle" or "mustache" in would be funny too... in an obvious kind of way.

Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :

I think i have one
" Your Pants are dragon"

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

"Where does dragon milk come from?"

"Short legged-cows."

Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :

Yes I posted this joke a while ago. But I have since discovered that doing it to the lyrics of christmas songs can be hilariously funny too.

In particular... the lyrics to Joy the World... good heavens that song was just made for this... I give you "Joy to the Pants"

Joy to the pants! The Lord is come.
Let earth receive her King
Let every heart
Prepare Him room
And Saints and angels sing
And Saints and angels sing
And Saints and Saints and angels sing

All I had to do is change one word, and it completely changes the meaning of the verse!! I love it!

[ December 15, 2004, 03:58 PM: Message edited by: Alcon ]

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

quote:
And Saints and angels sing

Is this a Mormon version of the song?

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

Yep. No pagan lyrics for us!!

Except for All Creatures of Our God and King, of course.

[ December 15, 2004, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]

Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :

I would've gone with "Let every heart prepare Him pants."

Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :

Its one I found with an online search. Doesn't really matter, it works really well with just about all versions [Razz]

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

That version of Joy to the World annoys me no end.

And I'm not talking about the pants.

Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :

Joy to the pants, the Lord is come!
Let earth receive her King;
Let every heart prepare Him room,
And heaven and nature sing,
And heaven and nature sing,
And heaven, and heaven, and nature sing.

That better?

Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :

"saints", especially on the last lines, sounds a little odd!

In my head it goes, "Say-yaints and say-aints and angels sing"

Very cockney [Confused]

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

Yes. That was better. Thank you.

Posted by Tatiana (Member # 6776) on :

Did you know that almost any Emily Dickenson poem can be sung to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas"?

♫ Oh, because I could not stop for death
He kindly stopped for meeeeeeee! ♪

Posted by Verily the Younger (Member # 6705) on :

How about "Let every pants prepare Him room"?

*flees to avoid the angry Christians*

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

And Amazing Grace can be sung to the theme to Gilligan's Island.

Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :

How about "Jingle pants, jingle pants, jingle all the way"? (And if you want to combine it with another famous thread, how about 'Dingle pants, dingle pants?)

Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :

funny! [ROFL]