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Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

I dreamt last night that George Lucas bought the rights to all the episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus and started "fixing" them by adding all sorts of unnecessary CGI, along with an inordinant number of fart jokes.

Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Sara Sasse (Member # 6804) on :

Good night. [Eek!]

Posted by dread pirate romany (Member # 6869) on :

Who would be worse, Lucas or Ted Turner?

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

Lucas.

Monty Python is already in color, but there are no Ewoks present. Therefore Lucas can do more harm.

Dagonee

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

However, they do use an inordinate number of guns in certain sketches, so I feel that replacing them with family-friendly walkie talkies is the best way to go. I mean, think of the children, please.

Posted by Just another Dharma bum (Member # 6879) on :

How I love South Park... [Laugh]

Posted by dread pirate romany (Member # 6869) on :

Thanks, Dag, now I will have this image of a chorus of Ewoks singing "Every Sperm is Sacred" with me all day.

Posted by Trisha the Severe Hottie (Member # 6000) on :

And if a sperm is wasted, C3PO gets quite irate.

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

Yeah, but Lancelot with a lightsaber would have been great - he could kill twice as many wedding guests.

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

I heard they cast a younger Bedevere, so in most of the shots they've digitally changed Terry Jones to this new guy, seen here.

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

Actually, it's worth noting that in the dream he hadn't been able to aquire the rights to the Python movies.

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

Imagine a purple, Admiral Akbar-type looking Michael Palin saying "Fish, fish fish. A fishy requisite-t-t-t-t-t-t" and you'll have a pretty good mental image of one of the scenes from the dream.

Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :

I really really liked the image of

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a chorus of Ewoks singing "Every Sperm is Sacred".

Posted by WheatPuppet (Member # 5142) on :

Imagines the "Ministry of Silly Walks" skit as performed by Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine. [ROFL]

Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :

Oh you are all evil..... Ewoks singing the sperm song indeed.... Who gets to buy the dead parrot?

Posted by Trisha the Severe Hottie (Member # 6000) on :

:sings: I'm so glad I have a lightsaber...