Hatrack River Forum: Poetic Advice

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Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Wear a hat when it is cold
Open doors for all the old
Blow on tea before you sip
Or burn the sh** out of your lip

Posted by Hermocrates of Syracuse (Member # 7233) on :

To take a risk is no mistake
Unless of course
Your sister baked the cake

[ January 07, 2005, 10:43 AM: Message edited by: Hermocrates of Syracuse ]

Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :

[ROFL]

Reminds me of a time when my brother wanted to sip hot milk through a straw...

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Wipe your feet upon the rug
Before you give Grandma a hug
If you track in dirt and grass
She will surely kick your a**

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Do not curse and please refrain
From using the Lord God's name in vain
For if you overly blaspheme
Your #@$@#@#$ the lord shall surely ream.

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

If you're a guy
Please be complete
And after peeing
Drop the seat

Posted by Trisha the Severe Hottie (Member # 6000) on :

:ew: - at dan's.

[ January 07, 2005, 09:40 PM: Message edited by: Trisha the Severe Hottie ]