Hatrack River Forum: Speedwacer always weaws pants

This is topic Speedwacer always weaws pants in forum Books, Films, Food and Culture at Hatrack River Forum.

To visit this topic, use this URL:
http://www.hatrack.com/ubb/main/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=031778

Posted by dread pirate romany (Member # 6869) on :

Or, conversations from potty-training toddlers.

I change Andrew's pants this afternoon after an accident. I go to rinse out the dirties and get him some new pants when he comes into the bedroom, riding the broom.

"I'm Hawwy Potter".
I tell him, "No, Harry always wears pants when he plays Quidditch".

So I get him dressed again, and he goes off.While dressing, he informs me "Hawwypotter has a BUTT! Hawwypotter has a PENIS!" [Roll Eyes]

Yes, my kid knows his anatomy.
He comes back a few minutes later.

"I'm Gospeedwacer. Gospeedwacer always weaws pants when he dwives his car."
[ROFL]

Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :

What is a Gospeedwacer? [Confused]

Posted by dread pirate romany (Member # 6869) on :

Speed Racer.

Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :

But where does the "Go" come in, and is there some sort of toddler significance to Speed Racer?

I'm totally out of the toddler culture since my brother grew up...

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

"Go, Speed Racer, go!"

Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :

It's in the theme song.

Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :

[ROFL]

That is so pricelessly cute!

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Yes, Speed Racer wears pants when he drives, but he lowers them when he go's--unlike a certain 2 year old who's pants were being washed out.

Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :

Gospeedwacer go

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

He is so cute!

Favorite potty conversation. It is a discussion about our beta fish, Percy, between my daughter and her heavily Boston-accented grandmother.

Gam: How old is Percy?
A: He is four. He has the same birthday as me.
Gam: Oh, are you going to throw a pahty fah him?
A: (with a horrified look) Gammy, Percy goes potty in his water!

Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :

This is great! [ROFL]

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by dread pirate romany (Member # 6869) on :

[Eek!]

aspectre, that is precisely why we have a manual car!!!

[ROFL]

Elizabeth. (love Boston accents)

Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :

*read this aloud to my sweetie, still giggling

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

My grandma grew up in the Irish section of Liverpool. She still has an accent, even now, but it was much heavier even 20 years ago. When my cousin Mark was born, she called my aunt and uncle to tell them it was a boy and his name was Mark and other pertinant information. When my uncle finally hung up the phone, he turned to my aunt and said, "Why would they name their child Mock?" [ROFL]

Posted by dread pirate romany (Member # 6869) on :

[ROFL]

kq!!!