But frankly, I think I'd rather go with this guy. Posted by gnixing (Member # 768) on :
"get ye the booty ye deserve!!!"
Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :
I think I met this guy when I was a law clerk...
Wowee! That's funny stuff.
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
Oh no. Do *not* tell Tony.
I just talked him out of a pirate wedding. I'm not sure I can talk him out of a pirate lawyer for a wife.
Posted by Scythrop (Member # 5731) on :
Aaar!
Aye be goin' out right now to get my fair wench an eyepatch, a parrot, and the law o' the sea...!
Aaaaaar.... Pirates.....
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Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :
I had to tell Dagonee we could not have swords at the wedding. His best man is extremely ebullient and Chilean. Our reception would have been--ahem--memorable.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I even used puppy-dog eyes. She just wouldn't budge.
I should have tried an offering of shiny.
Posted by mothertree (Member # 4999) on :
I've been looking for a good defenestration attorney.
Posted by AntiCool (Member # 7386) on :
My money is still on the ninja.
Posted by whiskysunrise (Member # 6819) on :
Very entertaining. My 2 year old wants to watch it again.