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Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
By this.

You may all henceforth refer to us as the Chamberlain, Her Puissant Potency, Queen rivka. The Deft Silencer of Hatrack.
 
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
 
The Overlady, Her Peerless Splendor, Baroness Ashley. The Astounding Slayer of Provo.

*slays Provo* [Evil]

[ March 09, 2005, 01:22 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
 
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
 
The Chamberlain, His Eminent Piety, Grand Duke Beren. The Adroit Butcher of cheese.

*cuts cheese*

[ March 09, 2005, 01:22 AM: Message edited by: Beren One Hand ]
 
Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :
 
quote:
The Marshall, His Matchless Magnificence, Duke Adam Curtis Brown. The Unyielding Scourge of Women
[ROFL]

Oh that's great [Smile]

edit (Oh if only we could set up automatic signatures for this forum [Evil Laugh] )

[ March 09, 2005, 01:28 AM: Message edited by: Boris ]
 
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
 
The Unyielding Scourge of Women

Hey, that's MY title!

I like this disclaimer on the bottom:

All results are randomly generated for entertainment purposes only.

As if we're going to start our own country or something. *muses*

[ March 09, 2005, 01:27 AM: Message edited by: Beren One Hand ]
 
Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :
 
HAHA! Tis my title ye knave! I dare ye to take it by force if ye should be so daring!

[ March 09, 2005, 01:27 AM: Message edited by: Boris ]
 
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
 
The Chamberlain, Her Munificent Magnificence, Arch Duchess Cecily. The Astounding Victor over Portland.

I LOVE my title!! "Munificent" What a great word!! [Wink]
 
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
 
The Marshall, His Peerless Immensity, Sir stan. The Unyielding Victor over the world.

oh yeah. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by BotaLadyG (Member # 7053) on :
 
The Governess, Her Noble Grace, Empress Nicole. The Elite Vanquisher of Toledo

hehehe I get to vanquish Toledo... won't my husband be proud...lol [Big Grin] [Party]
 
Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
 
quote:
The General, His Puissant Eminence, Sir Derrell. The Astounding Queller of Tempe

 
Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :
 
Call me the Mistress, Her Sublime Grandeur, Countess Anna. The Honorable Queller of Lille.
 
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
 
The Mistress, Her Noble Excellency, Grand Duchess Quidscribis. The Belligerent Queller of Colombo
 
Posted by Coccinelle (Member # 5832) on :
 
The Overlady, Her Radiant Immensity, Countess Coccinelle. The Adroit Subduer of Lewsiville
 
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
 
The Guildmistress, Her Majestic Magnificence, Queen Megan. The Just Queller of Discourtesy
 
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
 
quote:
The Mayor, His Eminent Splendor, Grand Duke Punwit. The Astounding Destroyer of Ottawa

 
Posted by Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged (Member # 7476) on :
 
quote:
The Lord Protector, His Omnipotent Piety, Lord Wowbagger. The Exalted Butcher of Philly

 
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
 
quote:
The Chamberlain, Her Excellent Primacy, Queen Liza. The Salient Queller of Minneapolis
"Belligerent Queller" is my favorite so far. I wanna be belligerent. *kicks ground* I'll dig my Ooozing Negativity thread back up if it'll help...
 
Posted by Eduardo_Sauron (Member # 5827) on :
 
Hehe...

quote:
The Admiral, His Sublime Supremacy, Sir Eduardo. The Just Subjugator of Rio de Janeiro

 
Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
 
Crown Princess Space Opera.

Pfft. Like I'd settle for being a silly old princess when I deserve to be queen.

space opera
 
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
 
The Lord Protector, His Munificent Grandeur, Emperor Dagonee. The Contentious Subjugator of Those Who Do Not Make Sense
 
Posted by fiazko (Member # 5812) on :
 
The Viceroy, Her Puissant Grace, Countess fiazko. The Astounding Dominator of mold.
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
Um, those who got appellations they didn't like, you do realize you can just run it again until you get one that pleases you, neh?

It took several tries to get my-- um, our-- lovely title. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
 
For Shan

quote:
The Overlady, Her Eminent Honor, Marquis Shan. The Glorious Scourge of Lacey
For Shannon

quote:
The Mayor, Her Glorious Honor, Empress Shannon. The Adroit Queller of Lacey
Yep - Shan has it . . .

[Evil]
 
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
 
quote:
The Lady Protector, Her Matchless Magnificence, Madam Teshi. The Exalted Subjugator of Toronto
him him.

[Evil]
 
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
 
[Eek!] But rivka, that would be cheating!
 
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
 
I am apparently "His Magnificent Immensity." I don't know if I should feel complimented or not.
 
Posted by HesterGray (Member # 7384) on :
 
The Chancellor, Her Munificent Immensity, Empress Laura Elizabeth. The Astounding Vanquisher of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Go Browns. [Smile]
 
Posted by Mormo (Member # 5799) on :
 
All hail the Master, His Peerless Magnificence, Emperor Morbo. The Belligerent Scourge of Microsoft.

The medieval insult generator is fun too, despite numerous spelling errors.
Forgive this wretch of Microsoft. A fondler of sloths and a humper of whores.

I like this Shakespearean Insult Kit.

Fie, a pox upon ye, Win98, thou mewling, tardy-gaited and addle-pated fustilarian excuse for an OS!
 
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
Tom, that's... [ROFL]

quote:
The Overlord, His Matchless Splendor, Count Raja. The Devout Butcher of Sarnia.
Hm. I can work with this. Mwa ha ha haha haaaaaaa!
 
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
 
The Admiral, Her Glorious Eminence, Baroness Farmgirl. The Honorable Subjugator of Kansas
 
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
 
We are amused as well.

The Marshall, Her Eminent Supremacy, Queen Elizabeth. The Honorable Queller of High Cholesterol
 
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
 
Considering the origin of "we are not amused" I decided to do it again, with my real name.

quote:
The Mayor, Her Radiant Illustriousness, Queen Victoria. The Insurgent Queller of Scum
It's much more impressive than "Teshi."
 
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
 
The Lady Protector, Her Incomparable Eminence, Baroness Glaphyra the Righteous. The Elite Scourge of Impurity.
 
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
I like mine:

quote:
The Marshall, Her Excellent Magnificence, Empress Anne. The Contentious Vanquisher of Diapers
(Hey, it said to enter your "foe"...)
 
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
 
The Chamberlain, His Majestic Splendor, Grand Duke Dan. The Imcomparable Scourge of Conservatives
 
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
 
The Marshall, His Matchless Eminence, Grand Duke Neb. The Adroit Butcher of Mountain Home.
 
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
 
quote:
The Admiral, His Peerless Grandeur, Baron Tick. The Majestic Vanquisher of El Seed.
quote:
The Chancellor, His Majestic Primacy, Duke Tick. The Relentless Subduer of El Seed.
Oooh, I really like Majestic Primacy.

[ March 09, 2005, 12:26 PM: Message edited by: TheTick ]
 
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
Tick, that sounds a little... off... to me. Are you getting at what I think you're getting at?
 
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
 
The Mayor, Her Superior Puissance, Lady Belle. The Unyielding Dominator of Springville

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by TheHumanTarget (Member # 7129) on :
 
The General, His Superior Immensity, Grand Duke Brian. The Contentious Butcher of Washington D.C.

How fitting [ROFL]
 
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
 
I've been promoted.

quote:
The Master, His Munificent Splendor, King Dan_Raven. The Deft Dominator of The World

 
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
 
"The Elite Scourge of Impurity."

Bwah ha ha!
 
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
 
Oh, yeah?

quote:
The Guildmistress, Her Sublime Eminence, Madam Victoria. The Imcomparable Subduer of The Universe
[Razz]
 
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
 
KQ: Wha?
 
Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
 
quote:
The Guildmaster, His Puissant Honor, King Corwin. The Unyielding Victor over Amber
[Cool]
 
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
*cough*onanism*cough*
 
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
 
quote:
The General, His Superior Immensity, Grand Duke Brian. The Contentious Butcher of Washington D.C.
I'm gonna need about 6 8 oz filets, nice and thick. And throw in a pound of hamburger, too.
 
Posted by Mormo (Member # 5799) on :
 
*sniffs haughtily*
Who let in all these pribbling dukes and base-court barons anyway?

Emperor Morbo [No No]
 
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
 
El Seed is an actual foe of The Tick, KQ.
 
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
 
I'm moving up in the world too.

The Admiral, Her Majestic Primacy, Lady Belle. The Deft Destroyer of All Creation
 
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
But combined with "majestic primacy" and "relentless subduer", it just sounds... wrong...

*snickers*

*feels guilty, but can't help it*

Sorry. Just, the choice of foe combined with those words...

*collapses in evil giggling*
 
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
 
[No No]
 
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
[Laugh]
 
Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :
 
The Overlord, His Omnipotent Supremacy, Baron Greg. The Elite Subduer of School

[ March 09, 2005, 03:35 PM: Message edited by: Little_Doctor ]
 
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
 
Well, you could always....

The Master, His Eminent Eminence, Emperor Stan. The Relentless Destroyer of souls.

[Evil Laugh] [Evil] [Evil Laugh]
 
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
 
The General, Her Sublime Piety, Arch Duchess Jennifer. The Majestic Subjugator of the Knights who say Ni!
 
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
 
The Mistress, Her Puissant Highness, Madam Shondolyn Gibson. The Honorable Victor over boston
 
Posted by Orson Scott Card (Member # 209) on :
 
The Duckcrusher, His Redfaced Embarrassment, Crown Prig Orson. The Barefoot Handclapper of the Standing Ovators!
 
Posted by maui babe (Member # 1894) on :
 
Dude, you're like the ultimate lurker. Member number 209 + 25 posts... 234... take a bow! [Hail]
 
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
 
[Smile] just happy to see Orson post.
 
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
 
[Wave]
 
Posted by alluvion (Member # 7462) on :
 
can't be!!!!!!!

*soils drawers and runs out of the living room in utter shame*
 
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
*whispers and nudges*

Dude, rivka. Look who posted in your thread!
 
Posted by Mormo (Member # 5799) on :
 
Our Beloved Scrivner, His Magniloquent Forthrightness, the Seneschal of Scribes and Most Puissant of Pencil Pushers, Our Crown Prig Card, the Celebrated Conqueror of Fictional Formics and Undoer of the Unmaker.
Huzzah! [Hat]
 
Posted by alluvion (Member # 7462) on :
 
*returns sporting a freshly-laundered pair of pants*

*and goggles*
 
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
 
[Eek!] [Wave]
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
quote:
Dude, rivka. Look who posted in your thread!
It only took (a tad under) two years! [Big Grin] [Cool]

He cheats, though. There's no way the Title Generator came up with Crown Prig. *laugh*

[Wave] to Scott. [Smile]
 
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
 
quote:
The General, Her Radiant Piety, Countess Mary. The Deft Subjugator of Chaos
Oooo! I *like* that one....

Anyone else notice it pulls up a different one every time you push the button?
 
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
 
On behalf of my husband, thanks for the book, Scott! [Smile]

*fangirl giggle* [Wave]
 
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
 
OSC should have added "Insomniac" somewhere to his title.

AJ
 
Posted by Andrew (Member # 7502) on :
 
The Chamberlain, His Incomparable Supremacy, Grand Duke Andrew. The Majestic Vanquisher of people who choose poltical candidates for no reason

And also...

The Guildmaster, His Supreme Potency, Marquis Andrew. The Exalted Queller of Disney Sequels
 
Posted by bunbun (Member # 6814) on :
 
The Guildmistress, Her Majestic Splendor, Duchess Eve. The Imcomparable Subjugator of bad fitting pants
 
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
 
quote:
The Imcomparable Subjugator of bad fitting pants
She's not kidding, either. The last time a pair of jeans got too baggy there was denim everywhere.
 
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
 
quote:
Our Beloved Scrivner
Mommy!!!!! Morbo stole my name!!!! [Cry]
 
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
 
Just for kicks and giggles, I did one for Nathan:

quote:
The Viceroy, His Superior Highness, Count Nathan. The Unyielding Destroyer of Multiplication Tables

 
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
 
quote:
The Unyielding Destroyer of Multiplication Tables
*giggle*
 
Posted by mothertree (Member # 4999) on :
 
The Admiral, Her Superior Puissance, Madam Trisha. The Loyal Subjugator of Lefties.
 
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
 
quote:
The Admiral, Her Superior Puissance, Madam Trisha. The Loyal Subjugator of Lefties.
Lefties?! [Mad]
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
The Mayor, Her Superior Splendor, Grand Duchess Eruve. The Salient Victor over stupidity!

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
 
You gotta love this one:

quote:
The Admiral, His Superior Immensity, Arch Duke Bob. The Deft Subduer of Dana

 
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
 
Are you going to stand to be subdued Dana?! [Wink]

(Or is it "Are you going to stand for that subduction?...seduction???)

*stops*

[ March 18, 2005, 09:24 PM: Message edited by: Narnia ]
 
Posted by dkw (Member # 3264) on :
 
Not a chance.
 
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
 
Wow Bob, she's really fast, you'd better watch out. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
 
Hey, I figured as long as it was "deft" she'd never know the difference.
 
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
 
Um, it was a typo.
"The Deft Subduer of Dana"

That is "The Deaf Subdude of Dana."
 
Posted by jexx (Member # 3450) on :
 
The General, Her Supreme Immensity, Arch Duchess Jen. The Usurper Subduer of West Point.

What is an Usurper Subduer? Do I subdue usurpers? Or am I an usurper as well as a subduer?

We are mightily amused, whichever is the case.
 
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
 
The Lady Protector, Her Glorious Grandeur, Marquis Treason. The Astounding Subjugator of Shakira
[ROFL]
 
Posted by Whoudini (Member # 11564) on :
 
The Viceroy, His Majestic Supremacy, Arch Duke Jackson Guthrie. The Crusader Victor over Lannon.
 
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
 
I figured someone would bump this when I mentioned it. [Smile]
 
Posted by JonHecht (Member # 9712) on :
 
The Admiral, His Eminent Magnificence, Emperor Jonathan. The Loyal Subjugator of Hippies
 


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