The Olympics have rules against them Congress wants to enact laws against them in Baseball.
That's not what I am going to suggest.
I suggest, no I demand, that any muscle bound pitch man for any athletic device should take a freaking steroid test before they tell us how the "Robo-Bender 5000" was responsible for thier amazing muscular physique at the age of 87.
I've seen too many of these commercials. "I'm a top beach volleyball player and I'm 41. You have to be in top shape to do that, so that's why I use the @#$#@$@#$@##4." No, muscle-for-brains. The only way to be in the best shape of your life at the age of 41 is by taking more steroids than Conan the Barbarian ever dreamt of.
Further, I believe that the price you pay if you are caught using steroids while advertising for a athletic device, is 20 years of hard labor--actually using that device.
I can think of few punishments more fitting, though it may not pass a "Cruel and Unusual Punishment" test.