Hatrack River Forum: I'm straight...

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Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :

...come get me girls...

April Fools!

[Taunt]

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

*giggle*

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

Copy-RAT!!!

So, you're gay, I assume?

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

no, he's not. He's my boyfriend.

Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :

That was cruel, Telp. Very cruel. All my hopes have been dashed again!

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

quote:
I'm straight...

Mornings do that to me too, Telp.

Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :

[Eek!]

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

[Confused]

Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :

You see, Jonathan, sometime in the morning men wake up with . . . oh nevermind.

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

Oh, erect. I stopped having wet dreams for a while. Nice pun on "straight" I didn't see...

Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :

It's not about wet dreams; it's about... Oh. Wait. Aren't we supposed to be a family board ? [Embarrassed]

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

That's why they call him punwit...

And here I was all set to come out of the closet on a thread of my own, but now that Telp's beaten me to it I don't think anyone would believe me...

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

I believe you!

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

Aw, thanks, Jon [Group Hug]

Posted by mothertree (Member # 4999) on :

Jonathan is the one we are supposed to be good for. [Confused]

I work with a lesbian, she is very open about it, the company website even mentions her life partner. (just so there's no perception that I'm outing anyone here). She had a radical haircut and it is growing in curly, which someone remarked on occasioning the reply "Isn't it great? It's been straight as a bone since I was born!"

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

So does this mean my "I'm an atheist Nadarite but I oppose civil gay marriage rights" thread is too late?

Posted by mothertree (Member # 4999) on :

:bump: to manipulate adjacent threads.

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Tsk!

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

I, on the other hand, am more round and bouncy.

Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :

Now that's cute. [Smile]

Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :

[ROFL]