Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h =cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m= tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p = chunks q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w =squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
Regards,
Cheeseball Gigglebuns, esquire.
Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :
Dinky Chickensniffer, at your service.
Posted by HesterGray (Member # 7384) on :
Is "dorky" supposed to be spelled wrong? They spelled it "dorkey." Fixing spelling, I am:
Dorky Chickenbreath.
Posted by mimsies (Member # 7418) on :
Pinky Burgertushie to the rescue. Maybe I'll tell my son this is my new superhero name, though I am rather fond of my old one, Amazing Penguin.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
You know, I love all the "find your <insert concept here> name" games, I really do. Not sure why, but I do.
I'm Fluffy Gigglelips, by the way.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
Dinky Appletush
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
Loopy Applenose
Posted by Uhleeuh (Member # 6803) on :
Crusty Girdletush
Posted by LTC DuBois (Member # 7661) on :
Dorkey Bubblebrain!
Reminds me of a Star Trek episode.
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
Loopy Applefanny.
Huh. I've been told before that my fanny (non-British usage!) resembles and apple.
Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :
I think the pastor tomorrow should say:
"Do you, Zippy Cootiebrain, take this man, Butterrcup Gigglechunks, to be your lawful wedded husband?"
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Loopy Girdlebiscuits.
Posted by Jane_Lane (Member # 7665) on :
What do you do if you haven't got a 4th letter of your surname?
I took the 3rd letter:
Buttercup Applebiscuits Posted by TheHumanTarget (Member # 7129) on :
Chim-chim CootieMouth
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
Loopy Barfbreath???
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Lumpy Gizzardbiscuits
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Buttercup GorrillaSniffer
[ April 01, 2005, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: SteveRogers ]
Posted by mimsies (Member # 7418) on :
quote: What do you do if you haven't got a 4th letter of your surname?
I know someone whose whole name is M Ho... they are nameless in this list!
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
This game discriminates against people who don't have middle names.
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
Where does it require a middle name?
It just discriminates against people who have last names shorter than 4 letters.
Ooo, or a single letter for their first name.
[ April 01, 2005, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: beverly ]
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I'm lucky, my last name only has five letters. That is cutting it pretty close.