HI everybody!! I am new here and wanted to say hello and hope to make many new friends..
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I once adopted a highway. We're like, going to be best friends, I can just tell.
Yo, wassup, I'm T... uh... dawg. T_Dawg... you can call me Nate, or Nathan or Doc Ice.
So, what brings you to Hatrack?
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
Hi there! Welcome to Hatrack, I'm glad to have you here. Been lurking long?
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
Hello, I hope your prepared to have your soul eaten...
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Since when did we trade actual eating of new members to eating of their souls?
Posted by Imadopted (Member # 7807) on :
WOW i am gonna get my soul eaten ummm how do i reply to that
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Try offering me a bribe.
Posted by Imadopted (Member # 7807) on :
well i'll let you know when i come up with a good bribe
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I happen to have an attraction for cold hard cash.
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
Well I feel, since I was Slash's last victim, that I should continue the tradition, but I needed to think of a way to make it mine. Now I have done that and this is my first victim...
Posted by FlyingCow (Member # 2150) on :
Coins, Nathan? Personally, I prefer softer cash... you know, the folding kind.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Ok, please continue. Also, I was never eaten by slash. I'd ask him, but it just sounds pathetic and needy. If you'd like, you can eat my soul. I hear Mormon soul tastes like Baby.
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
*prepares to inhale victims soul*
Posted by Imadopted (Member # 7807) on :
Glad to see i am making friends already...like I said when i think of a bribe I'll let you know
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
*puts on bib*
Come closer T_Smith this newbie can wait his turn....
*evil laugh*
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Dude, you don't HAVE to think. Just give me money. Money is very nice.
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
*eats T_Smith's soul through a straw and holds hand out for money*
Posted by Imadopted (Member # 7807) on :
Well let's see I am not a HIM in the first place
Posted by FlyingCow (Member # 2150) on :
Okay, everyone be calm. With have a HER in the thread. Just act normal...
:breathe, breathe:
Is she gone?
.... then again, maybe we have an IT?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Noted.
Posted by Imadopted (Member # 7807) on :
wow thats not funny flyingcow i am not making fun of you
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
Imadopted, tell us about yourself, where are you from, how old are you (feel free to say adult), whatever, we're a curious bunch, and stryker only bites friends, its usually more of a breath thing.
Posted by FlyingCow (Member # 2150) on :
Well, you didn't clarify, really. Can't be biased against the nongendered, after all. You could have been an intelligent computer program, like Kama.
Trying to cover all the bases.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Nothing is like K.A.M.A., she/it is one of a kind.
Thanks God.
Posted by Imadopted (Member # 7807) on :
Well hello everyone I am a 25 year old female from Colorado, I have 1 child I am outgoing down to earth fun caring person.. If you might have read Babager is my sister her and I finally met after 25 years so I decided I would post here because of all she told me about this site...so far it seems to be a great place
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
Oh, awesome, welcome to hatrack. Any friend (or relative) of Babager is a friend of ours.
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
hmmm I'm glad I'm only eating your soul, if i ate all of you nobody would be around to care for that baby of yours...
*Eats the newbie's soul*
Yummy, had a hint of cinnamon.
Posted by DocCoyote (Member # 5612) on :
Yeah! Another Colorado person!
Posted by Tater (Member # 7035) on :
Posted by VĂ¡na (Member # 6593) on :
Hi, welcome to Hatrack!
Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
Oh, yeah, I remember Babager's story about that! Welcome to Hatrack...well, Hatcrack...enjoy yourself, and don't worry about the others. They're mostly harmless! *Pats JT on the head and gets hand bitten off*
Posted by Imadopted (Member # 7807) on :
what part of colorado DocCoyote?....and thanks for welcoming me everyone
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Welcome to Hatrack, Imadopted!
You came to the right place to find new friends, believe me!
Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :
Tis better than most internet forums, that tis true.
Alright Stryker get your butt over here. *grabs Stryker by the scruff of his neck and gives him a few solid whacks on his back until the newbie's soul comes flying out*
Bad boy. Bad! We'll have no eating of newbies souls under my watch.
*turns to the newbie*
Sorry about that. He has a rough time accepting new people. You know, not quite right up here *points to his head*.
Posted by Beanny (Member # 7109) on :
Welcome. I suppose that I can be considered a newbie myself, but I'd still like you to have a good feeling when entering the lion's den.
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Heya Iam - just ignore Jt.
You don't have to worry about your soul hereabouts until you hit post 999.
A certain symbolism there, neh?
Welcome to Hatrack - may your stay be fruitful which is fitting, since we are best taken with a slice of lime and a grain of salt.
-Trevor
Posted by Imadopted (Member # 7807) on :
Thanks ALCON I needed that thanks for lookin out!!! and HI beanny
Posted by Imadopted (Member # 7807) on :
hey thanks Trevor for your nice message
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Trevor -- Shouldn't it be post 666?
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Welcome, Iamadopted!!
I hope you have fun at Hatrack, I do.
Here is Babager's thread about her first meeting with Iamadopted a few weeks ago, her long-lost adopted little sister: My sister's name is Martha
A very touching story! I am such a sucker for a happy ending.
BTW, Ima, I was Mormo on Babager's thread. thread = topic.
[ April 14, 2005, 06:35 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
*eats the regurgitated souls*
*eats Alcons soul as well*
Hmmm Alcon your soul had a hint of vinegar in it....
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
Oh! I'm so happy you decided to register! I really enjoyed reading the story of how you and Babager met. Extra-double-special welcomes, then.
Posted by Imadopted (Member # 7807) on :
HEY Morbo Yes back on Babagers post i was Kaysmom and now I changed the name mostly cause I did not remember my info but thanks for posting babagers old thread about our meeting! and thanks for the nice greeting.
I am so glad that you liked our post a few weeks ago, it has been going good for us I have learned a lot from everyone and I found my birth father also and him and I talk everyday, It is good to put a closure or well that isn't the right word...it is good to fill that void in my life that has been there for 25 years I can honestly say I feel more complete like that part of my life is whole..and guess what I am going to meet EVERYONE in June!!! I can't wait it should be a good time.... Thanks Eljay for the nice welcome
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
quote: I am outgoing down to earth fun caring person.
All at once? Don't you get confused with all those character traits?
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Imadopted- I'm going to give you a bit of advice. Don't lie. Seriously. There will be a huge arguement, then everyone will hate you, then you cease to exist, then people love you again. Its best just to avoid it.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Yeah, when I got here, I was straight up front about being a 43 year old miserable woman from Buenos Aires... who was dying... and they LOVED me. Actually, I think they lied about loving me.
Posted by Imadopted (Member # 7807) on :
WHAT are you talking about..I am in not lying about anything, so please just keep your little comments to yourself.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
NOthing about you, really...they are amking an in-joke about newbies, and you haven't been here long enough to catch it, that's all.
For instance, T_Smith isn't really a woman, or for anywherre but the USA..but since you didn't know he was a tall, goofy looking 18 year old boy...er, man, sort of... who just married another long-time Jaquerta (that means hatracker, female variety), you didn;t get the joke.
Don't worry, you will, eventually...and at that point Hatrack WILL have your soul.
Muwhahahaha
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
I'm pretty sure T_Smith is older than eighteen...
Posted by Mike (Member # 55) on :
Welcome to Hatrack! My sister's name is Martha, too. She even posts occasionally.
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Woot for you! I registered about a year ago, so I think you will make friends fast in here, I did. I hope you do.