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Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :

I'm resigned to the fate of mail order jockstraps. I'm too large for standard jockstraps here, which come in small, medium, and large cup sizes. I havent' seen a single jockstrap over a 34 Double-Dangle.

Sigh.

Even when I was skinny, my ...

Suggestions?

Posted by no. 6 (Member # 7753) on :

Playing a lot of sports? [Dont Know]

Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :

Yeah, you try. Really hard. But what does it get it you? [Dont Know]

Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :

This is a good dobie. The double dangle is good dobiemanship.

Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :

But wouldn't dingle have been better? [Dont Know]

Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :

Dingles are a bit out of my league. Even Michael Jackson has a hard time handling them.

Posted by imenimok (Member # 7679) on :

Why not?

Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :

Duck Tape always works for me.

Posted by romanylass (Member # 6306) on :

[Eek!]

scott!

I guess it's cheaper than a depilatory.

Posted by Lord Solar Macharius (Member # 7775) on :

When I was playing football we were told not to buy a jockstrap as you could pinch a nut clean off. I only took one shot to the groin during the season, and as I've played soccer since I was six, I was fine after a minute.

Posted by Portabello (Member # 7710) on :

I do Aikido, and we do a fair amount of high falls. (check out some examples: 1, 2, and 3)

If I take a high fall like that without an athletic supporter, I feel like I got kicked in the nuts. I wear one whever I do aikido, just in case.

Posted by no. 6 (Member # 7753) on :

I've seen people in Martial Arts programs walk over to other participants, pop 'em in the nuts and then say "Cup check".

Don't leave home without 'em. At least not to do contact sports. [Big Grin]

Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :

We've got some Royal Air Force Guys on base here. The other day I was in line at Burger King behind a group of them. After they ordered they began pushing and shoving each other in normal Fighter Jock fashion, when one of the guys kicked another in the boys. The odd part is, they all just sat and laughed, including the guy that got kicked.

Brits are wierd.

Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :

There are several urban legends about a high school coach grabbing a bat and nailing his assistant coach in the crotch to demonstrate the point of wearing a cup.

You can guess the punchline to this story.

-Trevor