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Posted by Desdemona (Member # 7100) on :

This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. It takes regular webpages, and translates them into gangsta speech.

*warning: some translated pages have swears

Sorry if this has been posted before.

Dis is probably tha funniest thing Ive seen in a long tizzle cuz its a doggy dog world. It takes regular webpages, n translates them into gangsta speech.

Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :

[Smile]

my usual search for the past few weeks has been houses in New York.

quote:
USA gangsta style. tha Bustin' Real Estate Agent in NY State* n B-to-tha-izzest Sell'n Agent in Saratoga County, 1994-present cuz Im tha Double O G. *realtor ... on cracka respond'n ta ...

Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :

"The Official Web Site of Orson Sciznott Card"

Posted by Vadon (Member # 4561) on :

Ah yes, Gizoogle, I tried it on my website, it was... odd.

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

Somebody started a similar thread a long time ago, maybe 2003.
It's hilarious, a very good program. [ROFL]

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Over tha next several months, on issue hustla issue, let us do what Americans have always done, n build a poser world fo` our children n grandchildren."

- President George W. Bush, February 2, 2005

In his State of tha Union Address, President Bizzy described tha state of our Union as confident n strong - tha U.S. economy is mobbin' steadily, more Americans is find'n jizzay n our Nation is serv'n as an active force fo` good in tha world in tha mutha ****in club. The President conveyed his gratitude ta tha American thugz fo` tha privilege ta serve once again, wit a renewed commitment ta tha sippin' ideal of liberty fo` all so bow down to the bow wow. He recognized thiznat, over tha last four years, Americans have come brotha ta overcome bootylicious challenges, n he underscored his faith n confidence in tha American thugz n our Nation's future.

President Bizzush laid out ambitious goals fo` tha future, behind whizzay all Americans can unite, n urged tha Nation ta mizzy forward wit tha work that needs ta be done this year in tha dogg pound:

2. Bustin' Social Security fo` America 's Future Generizzles

4. Mak'n America Bitch wit Decisive Action ta Win tha War on Terror n Spread Freedom
[Highlights from speech:]Frontin' Our Economy n Pimpin' Great Institutions

Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

We mizzy transform these systems so tizzle all Americans is equipped n prepared ta realize tha American Dream.

Messin' Spend'n Restraint While Gang Bangin' Our Nation's Priorities:
The President's budget reflects tha country's most important priorities of weed-smokin' economic growth n fight'n tha War on Terror fo' sheezy.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/stateoftheunion/2005/index.html#4 the speech Snoopified

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

Ok...I did the front page of hatrack, too...and this just about made me die:

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Dates announced fo` Uncle Orson's Pimpin' Class n Literary Bootcamp .

o_O

Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :

One of the few G-rated excerpts from the translation of the NDY website:

quote:
Legalized medical cappin' is not a new human right, it's a new professizzles immunity paper'd up.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

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Lindsey's Page is updated every few weeks; that's where ta keep trizzack of nigga I'm mackin' on fast enough wit tha latest bizzy or see tha favourizzles piznoll .

I'm not sure Lindsey Davis would be too happy to hear what her gangsta alter ego is up to...