Because our professor wants us all to have a joke to tell tomorrow. And as soon as I started trying to think of good jokes, my mind went perfectly blank, and now I can't remember any jokes that I know, let alone good ones.
Help help help.
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Kevin?"
Posted by Portabello (Member # 7710) on :
Here you go. Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
Rene Descarte walks into a bar. The bartender say "The usual?" Descarte replies "I think not" and disappears.
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
I updated it: "Nunquam cogitas, ergo non es."
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Do I have any good jokes? No.
Do I have some bad jokes? Yes.
Three guys are strolling down a street. Two of them walk into a bar.
The third ducks.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fssshhhhh
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How did Cheese get its name?
The first person to smell milk curdling went, "Cheeeeeses that stinks."
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Whats the difference between Kinky and Perverted?
Kinky uses a feather.
Perverted uses the whole chicken.
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Did you know that in 1905, it was illegal in the state of Wisconsin to hang a man with a wooden leg?
You had to use a rope. Do you know how hard it is to wrap a wooden leg around somebody's neck?
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
How does a Chinese get its name? Throw a pot down the stairs; the resulting sound - becomes the name.
Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Posted by CalvinMaker (Member # 2032) on :
I have plenty of good jokes.
Just none that would be acceptable on this forum...;-)
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Mine is only slightly inappropriate.
But it loses some of its kick when not told with, you know, presentation.
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :