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Posted by Fyfe (Member # 937) on :
 
Because our professor wants us all to have a joke to tell tomorrow. And as soon as I started trying to think of good jokes, my mind went perfectly blank, and now I can't remember any jokes that I know, let alone good ones.

Help help help.
 
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
 
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Kevin?"
 
Posted by Portabello (Member # 7710) on :
 
Here you go.
 
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
 
Rene Descarte walks into a bar.
The bartender say "The usual?"
Descarte replies "I think not" and disappears.
 
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
 
I updated it: "Nunquam cogitas, ergo non es."
 
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
 
Do I have any good jokes? No.

Do I have some bad jokes? Yes.

Three guys are strolling down a street. Two of them walk into a bar.

The third ducks.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fssshhhhh

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How did Cheese get its name?

The first person to smell milk curdling went, "Cheeeeeses that stinks."

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Whats the difference between Kinky and Perverted?

Kinky uses a feather.

Perverted uses the whole chicken.

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Did you know that in 1905, it was illegal in the state of Wisconsin to hang a man with a wooden leg?

You had to use a rope. Do you know how hard it is to wrap a wooden leg around somebody's neck?
 
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
 
How does a Chinese get its name?
Throw a pot down the stairs; the resulting sound - becomes the name.
 
Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :
 
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
 
Posted by CalvinMaker (Member # 2032) on :
 
I have plenty of good jokes.

Just none that would be acceptable on this forum...;-)
 
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
Mine is only slightly inappropriate.

But it loses some of its kick when not told with, you know, presentation.
 
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
 
What does Snoop Dogg use his umbrella for?

For drizzle.
 


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