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Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

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"I haven't seen anything like it in my 13 years on the force, and only a few things like it since high school," said Detective Jim McClancy, one of the first officers on the scene. "Pairs of people were lying on the grass, on park benches, sitting on the curb, everywhere. They were giggling, murmuring sweet nothings... some were even moaning a little. I felt so... helpless—we knew the shooter was still in the park somewhere. I'll never forget how my heart almost stopped when my partner Julio, a guy I've served with for half my career, turned to me and said, 'Do you feel like getting some Chinese?'"

Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :

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what's that from?

Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4119&n=2

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Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :

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Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :

"As of press time, at least three Chicago-area couples are missing and presumed wed."

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Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

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